Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Procrastinator35]

Called the bank, told them I didn't get it, got it back.

#WINNING.

Result.

 

[craigos]

My dog and I spoon every night.

I'm the little spoon...

As long as you don't fork, that's sweet.

 

[Lebbo73]

Keeping a dog inside during the night is just being considerate. Not much shits me more than careless owners who will just let their dog bark during the night and keep the street awake.

Buy a shock collar!

 

[Hoffy95]

Buy a shock collar!

So abuse your dog for displaying natural instincts instead of teaching and rewarding it for discipline?

 

[craigos]

Tempted to buy a shock collar and stick it on the owners of the barking dogs that surround my house. FFS, not sure how people put up with their own dog barking all hours let alone expect other people too. Can I call the council? Have tried the friendly approach now I just want blood.

 

[Lebbo73]

So abuse your dog for displaying natural instincts instead of teaching and rewarding it for discipline?

That is some serious funny shit. The dog learns quick not to bark when the collar is on. Some dogs never learn and will bark at night. Most dogs belong outside. It is a disgusting habit to let most dogs live inside.

 

[edgie]

So abuse your dog for displaying natural instincts instead of teaching and rewarding it for discipline?

I wish we could shock collar drunk idiots that feel the need to swear and shout at volume all night.

 

[edgie]

That is some serious funny shit. The dog learns quick not to bark when the collar is on. Some dogs never learn and will bark at night. Most dogs belong outside. It is a disgusting habit to let most dogs live inside.

And the house will be broken in to and the dog won't make a peep because it is afraid to bark.

A trained dog is no more disgusting inside than a trained human.

 

[Hoffy95]

That is some serious funny shit. The dog learns quick not to bark when the collar is on. Some dogs never learn and will bark at night. Most dogs belong outside. It is a disgusting habit to let most dogs live inside.

You clearly have no idea.

 

[Perth gal]

Buy a shock collar!

So taking away the dogs only method of communication? Yep. Great idea.

The stupidity of some people astounds me.

I suppose finding out why an animal is continually barking and attending to what's it trying to tell you, ie it's hungry , is bored , is lonely is just a stupid idea. Yep def better to give it a zap. Your poor dog.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Shock collars are ****ed up

 

[Procrastinator35]

I wish we could shock collar drunk idiots that feel the need to swear and shout at volume all night.

yep, agree.....Obnoxious, abhorrent morons....I'm thinking tasers

 

[BotsMaster]

yep, agree.....Obnoxious, abhorrent morons....I'm thinking tasers

Plenty around today because of the Super Bowl.

 

[the_interloper]

That is some serious funny shit. The dog learns quick not to bark when the collar is on. Some dogs never learn and will bark at night. Most dogs belong outside. It is a disgusting habit to let most dogs live inside.

Should extend it to collars for babies, every time they cry they get shocked, that will shut them up quick.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Should extend it to collars for babies, every time they cry they get shocked, that will shut them up quick.

How's about exploding collars for babies? Baby cries - no more baby. Plus, it's fun trying to make new ones. Seriously, you can make your own people!

 

[Off The Couch]

That is some serious funny shit. The dog learns quick not to bark when the collar is on. Some dogs never learn and will bark at night. Most dogs belong outside. It is a disgusting habit to let most dogs live inside.

A friend had a dog who didn't bark - they had trained it not to. It accidentally got shut in in the back of their station wagon after a morning down the beach - they went about their morning rituals, locked up and went out for a few hours, came home, carried on doing their usual routine and then that evening went to feed the dog. I'm sure you know what the outcome was.

The dog down the road from us, a small basset hound used to bark everytime someone walked past or When they went out and at times it was relentless due to I'm sure sheer boredom - The solution - a collar. It now just sits in the corner of the yard - doesnt lift its head, doesn't wag it's tail, acknowledge anyone walking past or bark - they must be really proud that they broke his spirit.

 

[kfc1]

A friend had a dog who didn't bark - they had trained it not to. It accidentally got shut in in the back of their station wagon after a morning down the beach - they went about their morning rituals, locked up and went out for a few hours, came home, carried on doing their usual routine and then that evening went to feed the dog. I'm sure you know what the outcome was.

**** that would be one of the most horrendous ways to have your dog die

 

[Hoffy95]

Can never comprehend how people allow that to happen. Same with children.

 

[Lebbo73]

So taking away the dogs only method of communication? Yep. Great idea.

The stupidity of some people astounds me.

I suppose finding out why an animal is continually barking and attending to what's it trying to tell you, ie it's hungry , is bored , is lonely is just a stupid idea. Yep def better to give it a zap. Your poor dog.

If it barks at night continually at the neighbours coming home, their cat, their dog, birds, the wind blowing, etc then he gets the collar put on him for the night. Stop being a drama queen. He doesn't have it on all the time!

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Our local vet sold dog collars which put out a small electric shock when your dog barks for more than a set time.

I remember one time a lady came in and asked if they came in a smaller size (for her little white shitzu), the attendant came around the reception desk, picked up the collar, placed it around her neck and said "I don't think you need one any smaller".

Walked back to her seat and sat down, completely dead-pan.

 

[Lebbo73]

A friend had a dog who didn't bark - they had trained it not to. It accidentally got shut in in the back of their station wagon after a morning down the beach - they went about their morning rituals, locked up and went out for a few hours, came home, carried on doing their usual routine and then that evening went to feed the dog. I'm sure you know what the outcome was.

The dog down the road from us, a small basset hound used to bark everytime someone walked past or When they went out and at times it was relentless due to I'm sure sheer boredom - The solution - a collar. It now just sits in the corner of the yard - doesnt lift its head, doesn't wag it's tail, acknowledge anyone walking past or bark - they must be really proud that they broke his spirit.

It only goes on a night ffs if he carries on at nothing. Can't you campaigners read?

 

[Procrastinator35]

How's about exploding collars for babies? Baby cries - no more baby. Plus, it's fun trying to make new ones. Seriously, you can make your own people!

ISIL will be all over that one.

Our local vet sold dog collars which put out a small electric shock when your dog barks for more than a set time.

I remember one time a lady came in and asked if they came in a smaller size (for her little white shitzu), the attendant came around the reception desk, picked up the collar, placed it around her neck and said "I don't think you need one any smaller".

Walked back to her seat and sat down, completely dead-pan.

Do you mean he put it round the owners neck?

 

[Marklar_33]

It only goes on a night ffs if he carries on at nothing. Can't you campaigners read?

But he's not carrying on at nothing! There's always a reason. Knowing why is called 'being a responsible pet owner'

If my boy barks at night, then I know something is in the yard. Might be a possum but I still praise him for looking out for his family! The only other times he barks is when we wrestle, or when I'm 'attacking' the Mrs

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Dogs bark. That's just what they do. Why the **** would I administer a shock to them to force them into not barking any more?

 

[PP34]

My first puppy never barked which made him pretty useless as a guard dog.

The other one who died recently always barked but seemed to stop at about 11pm. We had been training him and keeping him outside. He got used to it eventually.


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