Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[The Lemon]

There are a lot of bad drivers around that area, male and female, if you know what I mean.

Oh i ****ing know what you mean. This ****ing stupid bitch pulled in the parking lot, didn't driver on the road...drove through the car parks without indicating where the **** she wanted to park. I knew where she wanted to go, but i drove around said ****face and parked. Then i got out the car and she was still going 5km/h through the carparks and parked 3/4 away from mine.

I just said to her "you stupid ****ing idiot wtf are you doing" and i got the "i can hear what you are saying but i will pretend to not hear you".

i will key her ****ing car if my car has a scratch on it

 

[Hoffy95]

She put you on ignore m8. Pwnt.

 

[The Lemon]

She put you on ignore m8. Pwnt.

When the next campaigner puts her down with the club lock, i'll be w8ing

 

[Cruyff14]

You're a very angry person, it seems.

 

[HBF]

Being stuck at work when I want to be at home watching the cricket.

 

[Brad Goodman]

The downside to this capitalist society we live in, eh

 

[TheFreshBanana]

VCAT disputes.

 

[The Lemon]

You're a very angry person, it seems.

I am.

 

[Adzam]

When you see a thread on big footy and think of something really clever to post but then see this:
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[peternorth]

gastro. pissing through the eye of a needle at the moment. frequently. so hungry and thirsty

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Let it thunder out your arse Pete, one of life's underrated pleasures.

 

[King Elvis]

gastro. pissing through the eye of a needle at the moment. frequently. so hungry and thirsty

Something you ate mate; dodgy dog?

 

[Big Sauce 21]

gastro. pissing through the eye of a needle at the moment. frequently. so hungry and thirsty

Toilet paper feels like sandpaper after a while. Best thing to do is get the vomiting out of the way. Feel better straight away

 

[peternorth]

Let it thunder out your arse Pete, one of life's underrated pleasures.

reckon i could sink a 20 footer with the propulsion from my arse. nothing but net.

Something you ate mate; dodgy dog?

needed to be well cooked. wasnt.

Toilet paper feels like sandpaper after a while. Best thing to do is get the vomiting out of the way. Feel better straight away

thankfully not spewing mate. dont feel the need to, maybe my gastro isnt normal.

have only shat myself once.

 

[the_interloper]

gastro. pissing through the eye of a needle at the moment. frequently. so hungry and thirsty

You usually shit a lot with gastro, you might be doing it wrong.

 

[Hoffy95]

Too much Macker's by the sounds of it.

 

[peternorth]

You usually shit a lot with gastro, you might be doing it wrong.

its coming out sideways

 

[the_interloper]

its coming out sideways

Phwoar?

 

[Adzam]

gastro screws with my head so much to the point I've actually had hallucinations before. The doctor told me it's got to do the electrolytes you lose.

 

[King Elvis]

Gastro doesn't normally make your dick hole burn, does it?

Are you sure it's not something else... Paid for any extras recently?

 

[Hoffy95]

Sorry to hear about your urethra bud xx

 

[raskolnikov]

"Friends" that always ring you up to ask for help then never return the favour.

 

[HBF]

Gastro is one one of the worst things I have had. Renders you useless for days and you feel like hell.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Gastro isn't even a term here. Calling up work and saying you have diarrhea seems much more embarrassing.

 

[RU_]

Why is that? Are you allergic to them?

I could live without eating fish but I'd hate to go without eating chicken.

Just noticed this.

Not really sure, whenever I eat either I spew.