Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XI - The Eleventh One!

[Shell]

"Never change BF. Love it."

Way to completely take it the wrong way.

 

[Off The Couch]

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

I don't find Smooth's battle all that cheerful to be honest.

Lighten up Crowy - it's an Internet forum and if you are happy to brag (and that's what it is) then ignore the shit that's going to come back your way.

As for Mr Smooth - I acknowledged his situation and like others have given him unconditional support. Nowhere did I indicate that I thought the situation was one to be cheerful about. You of all people should be far more aware of putting words into other mouths

 

[Off The Couch]

Garden forage? Tf is that language. Aside from douchebag.

Exactly - pretentious wank
Just ask if I want salad

 

[Shell]

Well they did say garden forage so sounds pretty accurate

Either that or you got Shell 's flowers

They were my absolute favs too ones like this:

Oh well... nm

 

[Croweater]

Lighten up Crowy - it's an Internet forum and if you are happy to brag (and that's what it is) then ignore the shit that's going to come back your way.

As for Mr Smooth - I acknowledged his situation and like others have given him unconditional support. Nowhere did I indicate that I thought the situation was one to be cheerful about. You of all people should be far more aware of putting words into other mouths

Now you know how it feels.

It's your choice. Stop adding fuel to the fire or I'll continue.

 

[pantskyle]

Exactly - pretentious wank
Just ask if I want salad

Go eat some garden forage!

 

[raskolnikov]

People at work who want the air conditioning on when it is barely 25° and want to sit in arctic like conditions all day. And when you turn it off they turn it back on when you're not looking.

 

[Mancey]

I don't know if I'd recognise anyone there now!

Different account names but same campaigners mate. Come on back.

And get it all out to the psyche, helps just to talk about it.

Also just remember that your worth is not measured by what some tinder random thinks of your facebook pics.

The modern dating game, especially tinder, is an absolute battlefield based on skin deep aesthetics. Its bullshit

If you're already feeling bad about yourself tinder will chew you up and make you feel even worse.

**** it off. Get yourself healthy mentally and physically before you think about dating. Consider spending some money on going somewhere you've always wanted...change the scenery for a few weeks

 

[Spuddage]

Now you know how it feels.

It's your choice. Stop adding fuel to the fire or I'll continue.

Oh noes!

 

[Mancey]

can u guys P.O back to TLs

 

[perthblue]

Garden forage? sounds almost as dumb as nature strip

 

[2006_Eagles]

was meant to go on a date last night

got stood up

 

[Tadpole]

Are you serious?

I'd rather receive a honey enema and sit on a f*cking ant hill than go on a year-long payment plan to buy a bunch of random shit I wouldn't even eat.

Chrisco hampers and the glue sniffers who buy them can GAGF.

Gee thanks. I have bought them in the past, because I suck at saving any of my meagre income, and crowds freak the crap out of me thanks to my Asperger's, so I try andavoid the shops at Christmas time. Haven't done it for a few years though - with hampers anyway. Just got a few vouchers this year.

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[Bumpswithagrin]

They were my absolute favs too ones like this:

Oh well... nm

So who DID get the flowers?

 

[Shell]

So who DID get the flowers?

Idk some bitch. /jks.

 

[perthblue]

Gee thanks. I have bought them in the past, because I suck at saving any of my meagre income, and crowds freak the crap out of me thanks to my Asperger's, so I try andavoid the shops at Christmas time. Haven't done it for a few years though - with hampers anyway. Just got a few vouchers this year.

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How does it feel to be an official Croweater Endorsed glue sniffer?

 

[Tadpole]

Flowers are nice, bout nothing beats a brolly.

What about a brolly with flowers on it?

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[Tadpole]

How does it feel to be an official Croweater Endorsed glue sniffer?

I don't sniff glue any more. I had to give it up. It was giving me migraines. If he thinks I do though, that's his prerogative.

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[Gough]

Has anyone actually tried huffing glue, I'm as open minded about getting high as the next man, but the cost benefit analysis on glue never seemed to work for me.

 

[Off The Couch]

Now you know how it feels.

It's your choice. Stop adding fuel to the fire or I'll continue.

Lol what - just bring it if it rocks your boat.

 

[Kipz]

I don't sniff glue any more. I had to give it up. It was giving me migraines. If he thinks I do though, that's his prerogative.

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The cars in your street will be thankful

 

[peternorth]

Exactly - pretentious wank
Just ask if I want salad

i thought sweet potato slice was the pretentious wank part

 

[raskolnikov]

On that note does anybody remember Perkin's paste they used at school that came in a little purple container? I used to love the smell of that.

 

[Shell]

On that note does anybody remember Perkin's paste they used at school that came in a little purple container? I used to love the smell of that.

No I dont- i remember those textas that smelt like brown = coconut, orange = orange, and so forth. ****ing yum. And I love the smell of permanent markers.

 

[Off The Couch]

i thought sweet potato slice was the pretentious wank part

I lol'd - TBH I had never eaten the stuff until recently and it's actually very nice. Not quite as delicious as real potato imo but I'm trying to be a little more health conscious. I suppose this will include eating more garden forage as well