Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[Catsmaninamerica]

-buys expensive drill from Bunnings... Puts a few other tools in pocket to compensate

-attempts to leave the store with a cold chisel in my pocket

Young nice looking brunette: *bats eyes* heyyyyyyyy... Make sure you take a photo of your receipt.. They fade really quickly

-cold chisel slips his head out from underneath my large shirt

Young nice looking brunette looks at my crutch with wide eyes and looks away as I walk away embarrassed... Thinking my fly musta been open or somethin.

... But nah she'd just seen the chisel id sliced lmao

So to summarize, you're a thief.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

So bring lunch from home. Don't go out on the weekend. Sacrifice in other parts of your life, rather than you know, steal.

And spare me "someone like me". If you're buying an expensive drill you're obviously not struggling.

You're a thief. No two ways about it.

This. So much this. Low life scum bag. You take s**t that's not yours - sums a man up. Not a man. Just a dog.

 

[Carl Hooper]

So bring lunch from home. Don't go out on the weekend. Sacrifice in other parts of your life, rather than you know, steal.

And spare me "someone like me". If you're buying an expensive drill you're obviously not struggling.

You're a thief. No two ways about it.

its a dog eat dog world

 

[Carl Hooper]

This. So much this. Low life scum bag. You take s**t that's not yours - sums a man up. Not a man. Just a dog.

 

[Duritz]

This:

(skip to 4:50)

Wow. WTF was that game this loser was playing?

 

[Cruyff14]

its a dog eat dog world

Yeah, you're definitely a dog and I hope someone eats you. Woof woof.

 

[Duritz]

Guy buys big drill.
Guy sticks chisel down his pants.
Guy is compensating for small penis.

 

[perthblue]

Why does a dishpig need a drill and chisel anyway

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

its a dog eat dog world

Another perf Bogan. Obviously the security at armadale bunnings is slack.

 

[GreyWind]

Wow. WTF was that game this loser was playing?

Overwatch.

 

[Carl Hooper]

Why does a dishpig need a drill and chisel anyway

Dishpig? i don't get it

 

[Carl Hooper]

Another perf Bogan. Obviously the security at armadale bunnings is slack.

Every Bunnings security system is slacking tbh

Easiest ones are Inglewood, Riverton and Rocko tho

 

[Keys]

So you stole a chisel

What a legend you are

 

[perthblue]

Dishpig? i don't get it

yeah I dunno it seemed funny at the time

you povo campaigner

 

[Gibbsy]

So you stole a chisel

What a legend you are

Sounds like it wasn't the first thing either

 

[the_interloper]

Every Bunnings security system is slacking tbh

Easiest ones are Inglewood, Riverton and Rocko tho

So how much s**t do you steal, rough value per week?

 

[Brad Goodman]

This is why people get shot.

 

[Quivorir]

This:

(skip to 4:50)

Amazing.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

This thread has gone savage

 

[Carl Hooper]

So how much s**t do you steal, rough value per week?

Depends how often I go to Bunnings...

But nah, I don't take stuff every week.

I never buy coffee beans either from Coles or Woolworths.. When it's winter I'll wear a jacket or hoodie and slide a jar in my jacket haha beans aren't cheap.

I don't take stuff from hardworking people.. Only big brands like Bunnings, Coles, K Mart etc

Oh and I've never paid for a phone charger either.. I go though like one of those a week

 

[Carl Hooper]

This thread has gone savage

Savage like Randy

 

[Carl Hooper]

When I was an apprentice on $240 a week I used to hustle tools to people on site..

People would ask me to get so-n-so, I'd say no problem.. I'll have it by tomorrow. I'd get a small list, head down to Bunnings and slice them. Then sell them on for like half the retail price.

I actually thought I was doing the right thing considering all my other close mates were dealing drugs.. At least I wasn't exactly ruining people's lives and feeding their drug addictions.

 

[Shell]

Soon you'll be doing home invasions. Your parents will be so proud.

 

[Brad Goodman]

You would have fit right in during the LA riots.

 

[Chief]

Soon you'll be doing home invasions. Your parents will be so proud.

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