-buys expensive drill from Bunnings... Puts a few other tools in pocket to compensate
-attempts to leave the store with a cold chisel in my pocket
Young nice looking brunette: *bats eyes* heyyyyyyyy... Make sure you take a photo of your receipt.. They fade really quickly
-cold chisel slips his head out from underneath my large shirt
Young nice looking brunette looks at my crutch with wide eyes and looks away as I walk away embarrassed... Thinking my fly musta been open or somethin.
... But nah she'd just seen the chisel id sliced lmao
So to summarize, you're a thief.