Banter Fremantle Vs West Coast Banter Thread

[MIKE85]

So it would really suck to lose against such a side on Sunday.

Sure will

 

[SHill Shall]

Fremantles average players age 23.43, West Coast 23.33. Freos average games played 63, West Coast 64. So all the talk of freos "young, rebuilding" side vs the experienced eagles is bull. Freo have underachieved for a long time with a strong midfield. When we had a dominant midfield, and s**t everywhere else, you know what happened?? We won a flag and made consecutive GFs. Freo spud it up in the bottom 4 and blame a rebuild. Ultimate mediocrity.

Fingernail deep analysis.

The core of our side is way younger - it’s just that we have fine aged wine in the form of Mundy, Sandi, Jonno and Ballas who are past their peak but are still too good to retire - they significantly increase average age/games played.

You blokes have no-one over 30, do you?

 

[SHill Shall]

22 finals series in 31 years. How many have Freo made??
I mention finals series because Freo people hate to rate success on that pesky little silver trophy successful teams win, so we'll make it more fair and omit those

7 in 23 - with 5 of those coming in the last 8 years.

 

[Shaks]

We have injected jet petrol into our side.
We have speed in all 3 lines.
We have all Australian Kpf and Kpd.
Lucky for you that Ryan and Venebales are not available otherwise this could've been a one sided derby.

 

[Freofalcon]

22 finals series in 31 years. How many have Freo made??
I mention finals series because Freo people hate to rate success on that pesky little silver trophy successful teams win, so we'll make it more fair and omit those

So in Baseball terms, you're batting 0.136.

Minor League club.

Sure will

At least you've accepted the inevitable.

 

[Admiral Byng]

We need someone to do a scatter graph for each club of games played and age.

 

[RookiePick]

Using Australian Rules Football terms we have 3 premierships

 

[MIKE85]

Fingernail deep analysis.

The core of our side is way younger - it’s just that we have fine aged wine in the form of Mundy, Sandi, Jonno and Ballas who are past their peak but are still too good to retire - they significantly increase average age/games played.

You blokes have no-one over 30, do you?

Problem is, you need your grandpas to win, we don't. You've got s**t all quality youth at either end.

 

[hoss]

Problem is, you need your grandpas to win, we don't. You've got s**t all quality youth at either end.

Funniest thing I've ever read on BigFooty! Well done. Been around for a while.

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[MIKE85]

I'm drunk, and should wrap it up. Until Sunday fellow flogs

 

[Quay Club]

We have injected jet petrol into our side.
We have speed in all 3 lines.
We have all Australian Kpf and Kpd.

I think you have been sniffing it.

 

[Wabjub]

How can you take any WCE supporter serious.. it should be worrying when their supporter base is delusional pensioners or dero's from the undesirable suburbs. Tides have turned, Freo is the desirable destination.. it will show on the weekend when we outrun the midfield with new recruits.. out kick your half backs with the same talent... Good luck with vardy and jetta boys.

PS this is coming who chose Freo because WCE supporters were more feral than the Collingwood supporters in Victoria

 

[bzparkes]

Blakely would be your 2nd best mid behind The Duck

Lucky you don't need mids

Apparently we don't. Reputed worst midfield in the comp sitting pretty equal first after 5 rounds

 

[bzparkes]

What do you call success , Winning a derby ? or Cockburns inner suburb perhaps.

Well since winning a derby doesn't even get you a trophy anymore, that can count out Freo's future ability to add silverware of any kind to their trophy cabinet.

 

[Harry Reems]

I'm drunk, and should wrap it up. Until Sunday fellow flogs

Did you say “Yellow Flogs”?

Seems fitting I suppose.

 

[bzparkes]

.. it should be worrying when their supporter base is delusional pensioners or dero's from the undesirable suburbs.

Wrong on so many levels. Fresh dry white isn't in the same ballpark as Chardonnay, which is all those 2 groups can afford.

You guys don't even know us..

 

[Shaks]

I think you have been sniffing it.

Freo will be sniffing the smoke behind their rears trying to catch them as they tear away.
Jet= Jetta = speed and precision kicking from the back line.
Petrol=Petrucelle = line breaking speed in the Forward line.

 

[Wabjub]

Wrong on so many levels. Fresh dry white isn't in the same ballpark as Chardonnay, which is all those 2 groups can afford.

You guys don't even know us..

Hey think what you want, but when a lot of the Vic's recognise WCE as a pretty feral group you know you have something (they have collingwood to compare you guys to). When you're punch drunk on being fed a state team and have a bunch of derelict supporters who can only come up with "Dorker" retorts you know you are on the decline.

Its more Moet to Fruity Lexia my friend and your bad taste is showing more than ever.

 

[Carson Dial]

Freo will be sniffing the smoke behind their rears trying to catch them as they tear away.
Jet= Jetta = speed and precision kicking from the back line.
Petrol=Petrucelle = line breaking speed in the Forward line.

You’ve been sniffing petrol for too long mate

 

[Carson Dial]

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I always wondered about Weagles sexuality, now I think I understand. Thankfully the rapist mentality was given a wide berth at Freo..

 

[Freomaniac]

They play most of their games at etihad so etihad it is

I will be 86

Fuxxx the vfl

So you will either be 6 feet under pushing up flowers or Be a miserable inebriated old campaigner. You can use any tactics you want from underhanded tactics to Tough Man Tony Abbott tactics. VFL will always host it at the mcg even if the MCG is Nuked.

Now if you can persuade All 8 Non-vic teams to Leave the VFL and form their own rebel league, well then the Grand final could be rotated.

 

[RookiePick]

So you will either be 6 feet under pushing up flowers or Be a miserable inebriated old campaigner. You can use any tactics you want from underhanded tactics to Tough Man Tony Abbott tactics. VFL will always host it at the mcg even if the MCG is Nuked.

Now if you can persuade All 8 Non-vic teams to Leave the VFL and form their own rebel league, well then the Grand final could be rotated.

Get Twiggy on the blower!

 

[Carson Dial]

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You must make your fellow supporters proud.

 

[Carson Dial]

Some Weagles supporters have imbibed way too much Chardonnay..time for a lie down.. get into the fruity Lexia tomorrow people.

 

[Freomaniac]

Fremantles average players age 23.43, West Coast 23.33. Freos average games played 63, West Coast 64. So all the talk of freos "young, rebuilding" side vs the experienced eagles is bull. Freo have underachieved for a long time with a strong midfield. When we had a dominant midfield, and s**t everywhere else, you know what happened?? We won a flag and made consecutive GFs. Freo spud it up in the bottom 4 and blame a rebuild. Ultimate mediocrity.

Well 1st off lets get a few things straight...

1. Freo in the last 3-4 weeks have been playing 10 guys with 50 games or less.

2. Freo have given début games to these blokes: Banfield, Brayshaw, Cerra, Crowden and Duman. That's 5 blokes. If tat isn't a sign of a yoof policy, I don't know what is.

3. People Talk about that Balding Fat a** in Jeremy McGovern being the best intercept marker in the AFL. Michael Johnson has been doing that way back since 2006.

4. As far as the 2006 flag is concerned. Eagles were very lucky to win that game. 1st off who was your opponents? that's right the Swans, a non-vic side. If you had faced a Victorian side, you would of lost.

Put it this way, Would your team fully fit in that period won the 2007 facing a rampaging and Formidable Geelongistan? Nope. The only positives that would of happened on that day would of been no 119 point loss and no stupid power stance like the crows usd in last years grand final.