SwiftNShuey
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Heard it here first. Eagles have monitored him in his draft year only to be beaten to the punch by Geelong. Clark already not happy in Geelong and looking for a trade back to WA. Apparently not interested in going going to Freo.
Rumour Eagles after Jordan Clark in 2019
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ALREADY not happy at Geelong?
Jeeze their culture must be shithouse!!
Jeeze their culture must be shithouse!!
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Apparently Geelong knew he had 17 kids back home, but are refusing to fly down his girlfriends entire high school graduation class of 2018 every weekend to support her. She is holding a presser at 2pm today.
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How can he already not be happy in Geelong if he hasn't even arrived in Geelong yet?
WillieNillie
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Apparently his girlfriends son has autism. Geelong have offered their support by providing her with two packs of Nurofen and a Chupa Chup, not the Cola kind though. Gablett ate all of them so she only got the Strawberry one
WillieNillie
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Its a bit like the Grand Canyon
One does not have to fall into it to know that their is a giant hole there. Its kind of a well known fact
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When will Geelong LEARN to ONLY DRAFT GEELONG KIDS.
Gosh.
Gosh.
His agent, a guy he met while getting fitted for a suit in Phuket, has already tweeted that West Coast have been more than fair in their expectations that no one else should've drafted him. Has also stated, while loitering in the AFL Store in the Galleria, that he'll definitely be an Eagle next season.
At least this thread is very tongue in cheek, the other TK thread has got malicious ( some posters need a Bex and a lay down )..
The TK threads have been malicious since March this year lol. Just cyclical with the same arguments over and over again. I half wanted him gone just so big footy could settle down
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He hasn't even had a weekend there. Let's ask him after he's had six hours and nine times as many vodka raspberries at Lamby's.
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Because West Coast have already got him a full time job in some company and the commute is going to be a bitch.
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Can you still buy bex , my old man was addicted to vincents powder ( bex equivalent)
Tandy
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I appreciate the thread was made in humour but probably a waste of time lol
That would just lead to further unhappiness about GST distribution and threats to succeed.
KO_KO
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I believe the swans players already got to the Cola ones.
It's all about the allure to return home which makes him happier. There's nothing saying he's unhappy at Geelong. Once we give a Perth player the green light confidence arises in their recruiting team and they know when to pounce.
It's an absolutely brilliant strategy. Any club that lacks faith in their recruiting ability can just make a play for local players from verified clubs. No idea why West Coast are the only ones doing it
Tandy
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I've seen worse threads locked.
He wanted to come to Victoria.
He wanted to come to Victoria.
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While this thread is clearly a piss take I would love to see the mental gymnastics of the Geelong fans if it were true.
I imagine a pick 15 with a year of development at Geelong would be worth a top 5 pick regardless of output.
I imagine a pick 15 with a year of development at Geelong would be worth a top 5 pick regardless of output.
