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[JoshWoodenSpoon]

The SweetFA ladder tells us some things. Wins, losses, draws. Esoteric, bean-counter stuff lashed to the veiled inner machinations of the League.


Boring.


Here at SpoonMeasures we are dedicated to providing you, our dedicated clients, with the most cutting-edge and industry-leading statistics on hand today. Presenting a clear perspex window to the agile, machine-selected megadata we've been told you crave.


So please take a cool water, stand yourself at one of our hotdesks, and await the prompts.​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Round 1


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Team​	Smothers​
Gumbies FFC​	2​
East Side Hawks​	1​
Coney Island Warriors​	1​
Sin City Swamprats​	1​
Dragons FFC​	1​
Roys FFC​	0​
Fighting Furies​	0​
Mount Buller Demons​	0​
Baghdad Bombers​	0​
West Coast Wonders​	0​
Gold City Royals​	0​
Las Vegas Bears​	0​

​

Team​	Ironouts​
Sin City Swamprats​	14​
Roys FFC​	13​
Dragons FFC​	12​
Coney Island Warriors​	10​
Gold City Royals​	9​
East Side Hawks​	8​
Mount Buller Demons​	8​
Gumbies FFC​	7​
Fighting Furies​	7​
Baghdad Bombers​	6​
West Coast Wonders​	6​
Las Vegas Bears​	6​

 

[Yakker]

Here.we.go

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

also if u point out my typo i'll punt ya

 

[Yakker]

also if u point out my typo i'll punt ya

We’r gonna overlook it mate

 

[TJASTA]

Hello JoshWoodenSpoon,

I have always enjoyed and understood your thread. I can't wait for this one

Much love,
-TJASTA.

 

[fumbler]

also if u point out my typo i'll punt ya

Is it all waiting for?



This is the best stats thread ever.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Hello JoshWoodenSpoon,

I have always enjoyed and understood your thread. I can't wait for this one

Much love,
-TJASTA.

Thanks Yasti, I have taken the time elevate you to our upper stratum of client outreach.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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[Agent93]

Josh, I'm gonna need more information on how much harry000 sucks.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Josh, I'm gonna need more information on how much harry000 sucks.

Such information is scheduled for a post-Round 4 roll-out.

 

[Agent93]

Such information is scheduled for a post-Round 4 roll-out.

Pre- Round 5 as well?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Pre- Round 5 as well?

Yes.

 

[Agent93]

Yes.

Great!

 

[fumbler]

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"This is the best stats thread ever."

That guy is a suck arse

 

[The Half Back]

We'r,

* me, just when I was considering putting you in my beez votes

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

We'r,

fu** me, just when I was considering putting you in my beez votes

also if u point out my typo i'll punt ya

I guess it's over.

 

[The Half Back]

I guess it's over.

Didn't see that second line, I stopped reading once the post didn't make sense.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Round 2

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Team​	Smothers​
Gumbies FFC​	2​
East Side Hawks​	1​
Coney Island Warriors​	1​
Sin City Swamprats​	1​
Dragons FFC​	1​
Mount Buller Demons​	1​
West Coast Wonders​	1​
Gold City Royals​	1​
Roys FFC​	0​
Fighting Furies​	0​
Baghdad Bombers​	0​
Las Vegas Bears​	0​

​

Team​	Ironouts​
Roys FFC​	24​
Dragons FFC​	20​
Mount Buller Demons​	20​
Sin City Swamprats​	19​
Coney Island Warriors​	18​
Baghdad Bombers​	18​
East Side Hawks​	16​
Gold City Royals​	16​
Fighting Furies​	13​
Gumbies FFC​	12​
West Coast Wonders​	12​
Las Vegas Bears​	10​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

ROUND 3
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TEAM	SMOTHERS
Gumbies FFC	3​
Gold City Royals	2​
Las Vegas Bears	2​
East Side Hawks	1​
Coney Island Warriors	1​
Sin City Swamprats	1​
Dragons FFC	1​
Mount Buller Demons	1​
West Coast Wonders	1​
Roys FFC	1​
Fighting Furies	1​
Baghdad Bombers	0​

TEAM	IRONOUTS
Sin City Swamprats	33​
Roys FFC	31​
Dragons FFC	31​
Coney Island Warriors	27​
Mount Buller Demons	25​
Baghdad Bombers	24​
Gold City Royals	24​
East Side Hawks	23​
Fighting Furies	23​
Las Vegas Bears	22​
Gumbies FFC	21​
West Coast Wonders	18​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

ROUND 4

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TEAM​	SMOTHERS​
Gumbies FFC​	4​
Gold City Royals​	3​
Las Vegas Bears​	2​
East Side Hawks​	2​
Sin City Swamprats​	2​
Mount Buller Demons​	2​
West Coast Wonders​	2​
Roys FFC​	2​
Coney Island Warriors​	1​
Dragons FFC​	1​
Fighting Furies​	1​
Baghdad Bombers​	0​

​

TEAM​	IRONOUTS​
Sin City Swamprats​	41​
Dragons FFC​	41​
Roys FFC​	39​
Mount Buller Demons​	36​
East Side Hawks​	34​
Coney Island Warriors​	32​
Fighting Furies​	32​
Gold City Royals​	31​
Las Vegas Bears​	29​
Baghdad Bombers​	28​
Gumbies FFC​	27​
West Coast Wonders​	24​