Official Match Thread Season 30 First Semi-Final: Roys FFC vs Gumbies FFC @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[Barrybran]

You blokes are tanking in a final?
Why?

Indian bookmakers are in town. There are gains to be made.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Enough Rodders. I’m zoning off my man to collect all the loose change from @BLUEALLTHRU’s spoils. Because I’m a top bloke I won’t throw your ear over the boundary when BAT goes the cauliflower.

I’m also the hardest campaigner in the league now.
You blokes just don’t get it or won’t accept it.

 

[omgfridge]

I’m also the hardest campaigner in the league now.
You blokes just don’t get it or won’t accept it.

 

[TedDougChris]

fitzroybowiedog can you at least keep TDC on the bench to give us a shot at winning? He’s had his dominant game already.

one per year is better than my average....

 

[Dingster]

I’m also the hardest campaigner in the league now.
You blokes just don’t get it or won’t accept it.

You think you're hard. We have a double dose of viagra before every game.

 

[omgfridge]

You think you're hard. We have a double dose of viagra before every game.

We just take a glance at Rodders and it does the same thing.

 

[Dingster]

We just take a glance at Rodders and it does the same thing.

Some of you go too far and touch. Not cool.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

You think you're hard. We have a double dose of viagra before every game.

I don’t need that s**t.

 

[Dingster]

I don’t need that sh*t.

Better not try the pre match cookies then.

 

[Supersuns]

You think you're hard. We have a double dose of viagra before every game.

What do you think my new blue chudshakes are?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

fitzroybowiedog can you at least keep TDC on the bench to give us a shot at winning? He’s had his dominant game already.

i'll break his kneecaps when i break mine.

 

[Dingster]

i'll break his kneecaps when i break mine.

This is why why you're a legendary captain that gets to sit back and do next to nothing.

 

[Brick Loosener]

Initial sketches of flag poster going well.

 

[StFly]

This is why why you're a legendary captain that gets to sit back and do next to nothing.

I thought this was why he was brought back into the fold? More genuine kneecaps for all, instead of raiding the cupboard yet again.

 

[Barrybran]

Initial sketches of flag poster going well.

Does it look like this?

 

[StFly]

I might know a thing or two about posters and sneaking things through them.

Flawless it was not, but it was certainly exciting!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

With soy milk

No

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

A face only a mother could love and when I'm finished with this campaigner!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You must be so drunk! imagine think you could best Rodney Dangerfield

If you even dream about beating rodders should wake up and give yourself an uppercut

He's played against princesses and I won't give him an inch! If he looks for a lead I'll massage his ear and he'll get the drift!

Off the record here Goose but this is how I operate.
Hi ******* you go near the ball and be ready to not walk again campaigner!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I thought this was why he was brought back into the fold? More genuine kneecaps for all, instead of raiding the cupboard yet again.

brought back? when did i go?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You blokes are tanking in a final?
Why?

Given you a false sense campaigner! Ensure your club has it's medical insurance paid up!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

brought back? when did i go?

******* post splitters!!!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I’m also the hardest campaigner in the league now.
You blokes just don’t get it or won’t accept it.

We'll see shitlips!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Thursday at the BJO ! It just keeps on growing another leg...Be thankful campaigners.

Strigoi has put on a ******* massive Pig on the spit! ******* unreal mate! Adding the Coriander and hot chilli with an apple sauce gravy was genius




I've decided that after trying of course to add the Balveenie Doublewood 12yr old whiskey by the pony straight and 6 yard glasses of Stone and Wood.

Have you all been to India? We'll get this India. campaigners!

RobR replace to Guinness or stout at your discretion!

 

[Mooch]

This is why why you're a legendary captain that gets to sit back and do next to nothing.

NEXT TO nothing? I'm not sure what you're basing this on.

brought back? when did i go?

Didn't you spend a year dead for tax reasons?