Melbourne Earthquake

[Billy ray]

Chinese man spotted running away from scene of earthquake, shouting "Wuhan, Wuhan"

were the 2021 military games held in chapel st?
hmm?

 

[Shane Heard]

“ And can I just say..in light of this emerging situation…we must continue this lockdown and keep Victorians safe from falling bricks. I know it’s not a popular view. I know some might not like it. But it’s the best strategy and advice I’m getting right now from health officials. You must stay home!.”

 

[theyellowsash]

i learn pronunciation of melb suburbs from listenign to ads on 3aw and sen
some always surprise me

theyre probably wrong which is why youre surprised

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

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Thinking about our Gippsland posters. Everything ok there MAXIMUM GAWNAGE ?

All good mate.
It was caused by our entire fanbase simultaneously rushing back home from Buller to catch the game. (Sorry if somebody already said that).

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

The poor old media are on full disaster footing, trying to talk it up, they just have to keep circling back to the one building in Melbourne that’s been damaged. So disappointing

The customers only wanted a hamburger, and then cashier asked them if they’d like a shake with their burger

 

[Nuggetz]

The poor old media are on full disaster footing, trying to talk it up, they just have to keep circling back to the one building in Melbourne that’s been damaged. So disappointing

The earthquake expert on ABC said he was surprised with that damage and pretty much blamed it on shoddy construction. He said it must've already been an unstable wall.

 

[Sydney Kicker]

Maybe the fundamentalist Christians were right

The Rapture End of Times is near!

Reports of Jesus returning to sing gospel songs at halftime on Saturday

Jesus is a late cancellation, the Premier won't exempt him from the 14 days quarantine period.

 

[Shane Heard]

Stuff went flying everywhere, my balcony door no longer closes properly and i've just about had enough of this place. I live within walking distance to the Chapel Street building collapse..i walk down that way every day for exercise...No doubt Climate Change caused it all

There’s about a 1000 tradies right now walking in the city with nothing to do.
Wander down there and ask if one will come and fix your door.

offer cash.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

The earthquake expert on ABC said he was surprised with that damage and pretty much blamed it on shoddy construction. He said it must've already been an unstable wall.

Yeah when one wall in the whole city falls, I think they def just have a problem

 

[X_box_X]

You feel the ground a-shaking
The other teams are quaking
In their boots before the GIANTS

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Date and time of the earthquake 22.9 @ 9.15

Omen Grand Final score for this weekend ?

Which team is the inaccurate one ?

 

[Shane Heard]

Jesus is a late cancellation, the Premier won't exempt him from the 14 days quarantine period.

Correction: Jesus is not Lord and saviour.

Our Divine Emperor Mark McGowan is.

 

[Sydney Kicker]

Earthquake...Free Kick Bulldogs

Bloody Bont. Gets a free for blowing his nose these days.

 

[Shane Heard]

Date and time of the earthquake 22.9 @ 9.15

Omen Grand Final score for this weekend ?

Which team is the inaccurate one ?

Brown to kick 15 goals then.

Sweet.

 

[Roddy]

Disease, lockdowns, riots, earthquakes, it's never boring in Vic at the moment...

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Quote from Dwayne Russell as the earthquake happened “Shake and Bake” “oh baby”

 

[Shane Heard]

They weren't cigars, they were just preparing trout

“ I say Montague..should we have another G and T before dinner?”

 

[deck]

The earthquake expert on ABC said he was surprised with that damage and pretty much blamed it on shoddy construction. He said it must've already been an unstable wall.

Well it looked like a old pub that was probably 100+ years old.

 

[troybe]

Fed Square to undergo major renos after earthquake devastates Melbourne icon!


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[Running Dog]

I thought my bed was gonna collapse it was shaking and rocking quite violently.

Yeah, me too. The missus can get quite energetic. But than an earthquake occurred.

 

[Satan]

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Fed Square to undergo major renos after earthquake devastates Melbourne icon!


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That was before shot

 

[troybe]

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[Shane Heard]

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Fed Square to undergo major renos after earthquake devastates Melbourne icon!


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Absolutely tragic.

That will take millions of dollars to repair you’d think..

 

[Shane Heard]

ABC News report that this emergency is now officially named the “ 2021 Melbourne Pavlova Earthquake”

 

[Shane Heard]

In more positive news, two lovely Melbourne tradie lads offer their services free of charge to help clean up the Earthquake damage.