Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

[Apex36]

Trouble is, they're stating it as trading him the end of this year
Who's going to pay any kind of premium price for him?
Some posters suggesting he should be coached to never kick the ball!

The same posters in the same breath will suggest that they’d get two top 10 picks for him though.

 

[SchuPie]

The same posters in the same breath will suggest that they’d get two top 10 picks for him though.

That’s exactly what they’re saying
“Terrible kick, turnover merchant liability etc etc etc”
….”two first rounders!!”

 

[76woodenspooners]

That’s exactly what they’re saying
“Terrible kick, turnover merchant liability etc etc etc”
….”two first rounders!!”

He does project as the kind of player who probably would flourish elsewhere

 

[sr36]

He does project as the kind of player who probably would flourish elsewhere

Yep. He's a very good player.

You don't want to listen to Blues fans, they've got no idea.

He's a really important part of an outstnding strong core that makes them competitive, but they just purely and simply don't have the flankers and small forwards to be good.

Saad, Acres, Hollands, Cottrell, Motlop, Williams Docherty, Fogarty, Evans

versus

Josh Daicos, Houston, IQ, Maynard, Crisp, Lippa, Hill, Schultz, McCreery


They're the current teams outside of the goal to goal line. The gulf in ability outside the contest is ridiculous. It's virtually AFL versus VFL on the flanks and when the ball hits the deck up forward.

 

[Sweeetleftfoot]

 

[Pistol Night]

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They're gun shy after the Baggers 2022 Finals beer released in June turned out to be a touch premature

 

[Countrypie]

My mate has done it again.

 

[jimmy35]

I'd be getting pitto back in and Tom up fwd



Vossy either posts on the Blosers board or he trawls there for coaching tips I’m sure.

 

[Pistol Night]

I'd be getting pitto back in and Tom up fwd



Vossy either posts on the Blosers board or he trawls there for coaching tips I’m sure.

Cant do any worse

 

[Couch Coach]

Who am I 2025?

• I have had 46 possessions in 2025
• 15 (33%) of them have been clasified as clangers
  • This is the 14th worst in the AFL
• 17 (37%) of them have been turnovers
  • This is the 13th worst in the AFL
• My kicking efficiency is 31.7% this year
  • This is the 12th worst KE% in the AFL
• I have played over 150 AFL games
• I am contracted for a further 2 years

Quotes from bloos fans:
"The guy is so consistent. You know what you’re getting every week. His only real weakness is his kicking but even that is really very solid now. 67 percent kick efficiency for a guy who gets over 400 metres gained and plenty of contested ball is really very good. The odd wtf kick. That’s it.
I wouldn’t swap him for any other full time winger in the afl (Errol plays plenty on ball and you can ****ing have Josh Daicos)."

"He has well and truly established himself as one of the AFL's best wingers. A step down from the absolute elite like Errol Gulden, Nick Daicos (not a true winger), Josh Daicos and co but.... his 2024 was pretty similar to Massimo D'Ambrosio, who made AA squad last year."

 

[Fadge]

Who am I 2025?

• I have had 46 possessions in 2025
• 15 (33%) of them have been clasified as clangers
  • This is the 14th worst in the AFL
• 17 (37%) of them have been turnovers
  • This is the 13th worst in the AFL
• My kicking efficiency is 31.7% this year
  • This is the 12th worst KE% in the AFL
• I have played over 150 AFL games
• I am contracted for a further 2 years

Quotes from bloos fans:
"The guy is so consistent. You know what you’re getting every week. His only real weakness is his kicking but even that is really very solid now. 67 percent kick efficiency for a guy who gets over 400 metres gained and plenty of contested ball is really very good. The odd wtf kick. That’s it.
I wouldn’t swap him for any other full time winger in the afl (Errol plays plenty on ball and you can ****ing have Josh Daicos)."

"He has well and truly established himself as one of the AFL's best wingers. A step down from the absolute elite like Errol Gulden, Nick Daicos (not a true winger), Josh Daicos and co but.... his 2024 was pretty similar to Massimo D'Ambrosio, who made AA squad last year."

The bloke who is apparently classes better than Steele Sidebottom? (According to deluded Blues disciples)

 

[NMBB]

The bloke who is apparently classes better than Steele Sidebottom? (According to deluded Blues disciples)

Delusion is a product of despair

 

[Pistol Night]

Delusion is a product of despair

And despair is something you keep in deboot of decar

 

[Tadpole]

 

[Rail King]

Who am I 2025?

• I have had 46 possessions in 2025
• 15 (33%) of them have been clasified as clangers
  • This is the 14th worst in the AFL
• 17 (37%) of them have been turnovers
  • This is the 13th worst in the AFL
• My kicking efficiency is 31.7% this year
  • This is the 12th worst KE% in the AFL
• I have played over 150 AFL games
• I am contracted for a further 2 years

Quotes from bloos fans:
"The guy is so consistent. You know what you’re getting every week. His only real weakness is his kicking but even that is really very solid now. 67 percent kick efficiency for a guy who gets over 400 metres gained and plenty of contested ball is really very good. The odd wtf kick. That’s it.
I wouldn’t swap him for any other full time winger in the afl (Errol plays plenty on ball and you can ****ing have Josh Daicos)."

"He has well and truly established himself as one of the AFL's best wingers. A step down from the absolute elite like Errol Gulden, Nick Daicos (not a true winger), Josh Daicos and co but.... his 2024 was pretty similar to Massimo D'Ambrosio, who made AA squad last year."

I actually have no idea who this is as it reminds me of pretty much ALL their players.

 

[Couch Coach]

I actually have no idea who this is as it reminds me of pretty much ALL their players.

Apparently he's an "A Grader"

 

[RobJD]

Who am I 2025?

• I have had 46 possessions in 2025
• 15 (33%) of them have been clasified as clangers
  • This is the 14th worst in the AFL
• 17 (37%) of them have been turnovers
  • This is the 13th worst in the AFL
• My kicking efficiency is 31.7% this year
  • This is the 12th worst KE% in the AFL
• I have played over 150 AFL games
• I am contracted for a further 2 years

Quotes from bloos fans:
"The guy is so consistent. You know what you’re getting every week. His only real weakness is his kicking but even that is really very solid now. 67 percent kick efficiency for a guy who gets over 400 metres gained and plenty of contested ball is really very good. The odd wtf kick. That’s it.
I wouldn’t swap him for any other full time winger in the afl (Errol plays plenty on ball and you can ****ing have Josh Daicos)."

"He has well and truly established himself as one of the AFL's best wingers. A step down from the absolute elite like Errol Gulden, Nick Daicos (not a true winger), Josh Daicos and co but.... his 2024 was pretty similar to Massimo D'Ambrosio, who made AA squad last year."

My guess was going to be Bailey Smith - thought he butchered the ball on Saturday night - he's not had that many possessions this year.

 

[Fadge]

Apparently he's an "A Grader"
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Where on earth did that list come from?

 

[Couch Coach]

Where on earth did that list come from?

Bloos forum: Inner Feral Fan Unleashed - Warning - Unbridled, passionate, and objectionable opinions within

 

[Tadpole]

Where on earth did that list come from?

Where Carlton people pull all their crap from - straight out of their arse.

 

[stormskye]

Apparently he's an "A Grader"
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Their version of A grade leaves a little to be desired

 

[jimmy35]

Apparently he's an "A Grader"
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That’s hilarious. They set their A level low over there

 

[jimmy35]

Masterpiece really. They should hang it in the Loo-vre.

 

[Fadge]

Acres is an A Grader, whilst Steele is a washed up hack.

The brain of a Carlton supporter works in fkd up ways...

 

[Tadpole]

Masterpiece really. They should hang it in the Loo-vre.

Or alternatively just use it as toilet paper.