Autopsy AFL 2025 Round 12 - Pies v Hawks - Fri May 30th 7:40pm AEST (MCG)

[jdisc]

Need to trade all our picks for one more 30 year old defender and we should be in contention.

you can have our other one if you want

 

[Wojcinski]

Ginnivan has had 30+ touches twice in his career.. Both against the Pies, last year he had 31 and 2. So far tonight he has 31 and 3

 

[bzparkes]

He has taken a bunch of defensive marks. One of the few who has played well. Why did Hardwick stay forward for 2.5 quarters when not scoring...

So, no interest in trying to win the game then?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

A wizards hat is more likely to tackle than this boy wizard..

 

[Cyclonus]

This is like when a dog is barking and acting tough and then the alpha dog comes over and stands over the noisy dog and makes it lay down and submit. It's pretty amazing.

Like this:

 

[bzparkes]

Or Collingwood is more like Collingwood of 2023....

Whoops, meant Hawthorn, lol.

 

[kaiserchief13]

Ginnivan just tried to dive into Jaicos' arm as ball was bouncing out of bounds. Gee he's a cheating dog

 

[HairyO]

Sicily cant even take an uncontested chest mark.

 

[twiggy4PM]

Double the score and double the tackles. The Pies have embarassed the pretenders.

 

[Elixuh]

Does frosty still play for hawthorn. Need to roll him out. Bit of a barometer for the club and plays an honest game, unlike these other frauds.

Self proclaimed master coach Sammy Mitchell continues to be embarrassed in the big stage.

 

[YeoShuey]

Without his usual free kicks, Wizard is terrible hey?

 

[Osho]

Mitchell may need to consider juicing to bridge the gap between Hawks and the top 3 teams, and the next 2 who are in better current nick than them.

Though, I have it on good authority that Will Day's return will elevate Hawks ahead of the pack.

 

[jdisc]

Hawthorn really need a Tom Cole

28

Tom Cole

Age

28

Ht

188cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.7

4star

MG

110.3

2star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.5

3star

MG

110.3

2star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

and Dom Sheed type player to round this team out

 

[fnerd]

Need to trade all our picks for one more 30 year old defender and we should be in contention.

Which makes Mitchell’s refusal to move Sicily fwd permanently (considering how poor your kpf stocks are) even more bewildering

 

[HotPiesWithSauce]

I usually dread playing against Hawthorn, but this was a pleasure

 

[HairyO]

Ginnivan has had 30+ touches twice in his career.. Both against the Pies, last year he had 31 and 2. So far tonight he has 31 and 3

Leigh Matthews level footballer.

 

[voorhees]

goaless final quarter is not great from the hawks

 

[Pancakes]

82 to 38 tackles, yet the Hawks still won the free kick count.

Those umps sure do love them soft as shit Hawks.

 

[TY24]

 

[Gavin Excell]

The umpiring has been poor but the Hawks have been weak as piss. Just letting the Pies stroll through. Doing as they please.

50.less tackles
In one game!

That's terrible

 

[blinkd]

Yep not prepared to do the hard stuff. Like Hollywood, all glitz and glamour but no grunt. I think rumours of their ascent were a bit premature. I think if they tweak a few things could contend in 26 or 27 but that's no guarantee.

Last season they were the horse that bolted. Nil expectations. That gives you a certain freedom and everything clicked.

 

[Bagger72]

What we learned - Hawthorn midfield is rubbish

 

[Port 2004]

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short people convention.

 

[bzparkes]

Eyyy look!! It’s that dude who started a thread about this team falling off a cliff, good to see you champion

I actually meant to type Hawthorn, lmao.

 

[joe444]

The Sorting Hat has spoken.

Hawthorn can bugger off to Hufflepuff.