Autopsy Round 22, 2025: Hawks thump the Pies

[LindaCresLove]

Newk just needed a factory reset to produce his best

Champain Comedy

 

[checkraiseulite]

How many tackles did Nash just completely dismiss and bash through? Was bloody huge

but when we lose he is not afl standard? lel

 

[Sprint Artisan]

When do we start talking Gunners AA?

2nd for average shots on goal
3rd for average goals
8th for average score involvements
3rd for score involvements %
14th for average goal assists

Second for total goals...

 

[Sprint Artisan]

Lewis or Scrim to miss when Weddle come back?

Surely couldn't be Scrim. He's killing it.

Could be between Lewis and Dear. Calsh has been subbed off a couple of times. Lewis is playing an important role as a marking target in the middle of the ground...

 

[Sprint Artisan]

Loved Warpel being responsible for a player. Makes him more dangerous. Maybe Lewis and Scrim our for Butler and Mackenzie in if they play well on the weekend. More run and we can contend.

Is this humour..?

 

[Alite]

In round 12 the Pies smashed us around the ball. They seemed to let a Hawks player get first access, had just one player go in to tackle, and then swarmed around the player waiting for the Hawks player to handball. And it worked a treat for them... not just in the AFL but also in the VFL.

Today, that did not happen ... at all ... and not at any time in the game.

In round 12 I thought Fly was the most influential person in that game. Today, Sammy and the coaching team were the most influential people on the game.

Meek was awesome, but the system won the day

 

[KOLOKOTRONIS]

Truly happy to be wrong for once this season insofar as predicting our performance against a team better than us. We have failed every test this season and finally (albeit late), we have taken our best win for the season. Having said this, Collingwood have been very poor for an extended stretch and perhaps are going through their sloppy period. Melbourne and Brisbane left.

Not sure about us. Still feel we can’t make a prelim. I hope I’m wrong.

KOLOKOTRONIS

 

[perrdan86]

Surely couldn't be Scrim. He's killing it.

Could be between Lewis and Dear. Calsh has been subbed off a couple of times. Lewis is playing an important role as a marking target in the middle of the ground...

CJ, play Weddle on the wing. That's what I'd like anyway.

 

[Atch]

but when we lose he is not afl standard? lel

That was he's best game by far tonight.

 

[Sprint Artisan]

CJ, play Weddle on the wing. That's what I'd like anyway.

Massimo..?

 

[jaygee]

Is this humour..?

No

 

[brew]

I was frustrated to see CJ in… but he was solid.

Would like to see the big mouth campaigner Peter Daicos come out in the media and say ‘we’ve been found out’.

 

[Dewnior]

115 point turnaround since round 13.

And with less tackles

 

[grumbleguts]

Love Meek but he's definitely behind Gawn, Xerri, Grundy and Jackson at a bare minimum.

Not sure anyone is behind Xerri. Grab the ball out of the ruck and hack it to the first opposition player he sees.

 

[Nugett]

Just having watched the replay. I hate working with work challenged mute vagina’s. HR have told me that I’m not allowed to call them lazy dumb campaigners anymore, so that’s my compromise. If they actually pulled their fingers out of their rectums, I could have watched the game live.

O.K. Now after my little whinge, whine bitch and moan. great game, great win. Loved Calsher’s game, hate seeing him subbed though, seems we lose that “X” factor and energy when he is subbed. Watson really started off well, gunners worked his way into the match, as did Chol. Sicily seems back to his best. Newcombe played well. Loved Moore and Wiz in the midfield, made us unpredictable. Scrimmers, Barrass and Battle were solid down back

The four talls worked this week, think it’s worth persevering with, just don’t sub Dear any more, that is my only criticism from the game, eventually it will cost us a big match.

 

[SSSSSS]

Not sure anyone is behind Xerri. Grab the ball out of the ruck and hack it to the first opposition player he sees.

I don't rate Xerri highly either for those exact reasons but the selectors do.

Made the squad last year and has had a statistically better season this year.

 

[user33]

Good win.


Go at it.


That’s for all the “We lost it at selection” posters, you know who you are.

Roast me

 

[Todman]

ROUND 16	FRIDAY	5/07/2019	MCG	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	67	63	4
ROUND 6	FRIDAY	10/07/2020	SPOTLESS	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	27	59	32
ROUND 21	SATURDAY	7/08/2021	MCG	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	97	78	19
ROUND 12	SUNDAY	5/06/2022	MCG	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	68	72	4
ROUND 21	SATURDAY	5/08/2023	MCG	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	105	73	32
ROUND 4	SUNDAY	7/04/2024	ADELAIDE	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	72	77	5
ROUND 19	SATURDAY	20/07/2024	MCG	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	133	67	66
ROUND 12	FRIDAY	30/05/2025	MCG	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	56	107	51
ROUND 22	THURSDAY	7/08/2025	MCG	HAWTHORN	COLLINGWOOD	110	46	64

 

[seysearles]

Just checked the stats and Jarman Impey played a huge game.

25 disposals
3 goal assists
494m gained
8 marks

Under rated player!

 

[Sixpence]

Roast me

You roasted yourself with that shit.

 

[Sixpence]

My like button has gotten some workout in this thread!

Honestly couldn't pick a Best On Ground, too many options.

Season's still alive, return of Hokball, good times.

 

[Khmerhawk]

Nah. Newk went to tackle, he didnt bump.

Even the commentators were saying he had no case and they often like to dramatise these incidents.

As pure a football accident as you could possibly have.

Even David “throw the book at him “ King didn’t have anything to say about it so surely he’s fine .

 

[Dipper]

For me I will be disappointed if Gunners doesn't get a blazer.

They should make him player-coach.

 

[NewkTheLot]

Can someone please ask him if I can borrow $50

Of course you can man. He’ll give his last $50 to anyone.

 

[Walshawk]

Even David “throw the book at him “ King didn’t have anything to say about it so surely he’s fine .

Whatever Newk gets, Howe should get the same.