Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[Fadge]

LL not you. And then you followed up with "case in point" replying to me. And now it's "when did I say "you"? Lol

OMFG.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Your boy didn't even achieve your holy grail of a rising star nomination - let alone getting nominated for the U22 All Australian squad. To get picked on a back flank for us, he'd be competing with 3 blokes who've made the real All Australian team and one bloke who did get a rising star nomination, made the Under 22 team twice and has made the real All Australian squad. Our back flankers are outstanding. Keep dreaming Walshy. You've gone into Durdin is the next Stevie Milne territory - again.

Please tell me you didn't just reference Quayspud in here? Bloke is as shit as your captain at defending a man. Too busy sniffing his own farts and talking about what perfume he has on each game.

Cowans already better than him at age 20

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Yeah....

I'm sure Cowan would get a look in ahead of
J. Daicos AA and AA Squad member
Houston 2 x AA
Quaynor AA Squad Member
Maynard AA

All around the prime of their careers.

BRAIN FRIED.

Are we going off AA's now are we?

Nice to see you finally admitting that Saad is ahead of Quaynor!

 

[Robertio]

Jeepers these Bloosers are complete nuff nuffs.

'You guys said this and that'...

'Prove to me where I said it!'

Brains are fried.

Well you have a habbit of saying we say things we don't, maybe it's catching up with you.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

He wouldn't have gotten a game in any of the top 8 teams. Cowan and Moir might end up solid players. But they view them getting a game as a reason for hope, whereas the reality is it's a reason that they're hopeless.

Nah we were told Cowan will be delisted by the end of 2026 according to your nuffie overlord. Same bloke who said Ison won't make it to 30 games in the AFL.

 

[Robertio]

Are we going off AA's now are we?

Nice to see you finally admitting that Saad is ahead of Quaynor!

Everyone but these nuffies know that.

 

[Robertio]

Nah we were told Cowan will be delisted by the end of 2026 according to your nuffie overlord. Same bloke who said Ison won't make it to 30 games in the AFL.

Cowan >>>> Houston.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Cowan >>>> Houston.

On 2025 form theres about 100 blokes you could replace Cowan with there and still be factually accurate. Houston was f***ing horrendous for the Pies.

Not to mention Perryspud who may have been just as

 

[Fadge]

Well you have a habbit of saying we say things we don't, maybe it's catching up with you.

Is a 'habbit' a cross between a horse and a rabbit?

 

[Fadge]

Are we going off AA's now are we?

Nice to see you finally admitting that Saad is ahead of Quaynor!

I think you forgot the part where I said all players were in or around the prime of their careers...

Unless you're saying...

Oh no.

 

[Robertio]

Is a 'habbit' a cross between a horse and a rabbit?

Nup nuns wear it.

 

[Fadge]

Have a look at these nuffies bagging key players from a top 4 team in 2025, a position that despite all the amazing players Carlton have had and do have, they've failed to get near those lofty heights for over two decades.

Then again, it is November...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Have a look at these nuffies bagging key players from a top 4 team in 2025, a position that despite all the amazing players Carlton have had and do have, they've failed to get near those lofty heights for over two decades.

Then again, it is November...

We bag them regardless of the time of year. Between Quaynor, Daisy and Perryspud its a miracle the Pies won any games at all. Some of the worst defenders you'll see in the game.

 

[Fadge]

^^^^^

And doubles down.

Proving to everyone he knows absolutely nothing about the game.

What a nuff nuff.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

^^^^^

And doubles down.

Proving to everyone he knows absolutely nothing about the game.

What a nuff nuff.

Hewett still a C grader Fudger?

Hack Long better than Walsh?

Theres dozens more we could bring up from your post history if you'd like!

 

[Fadge]

Hewett still a C grader

He's closer to a C Grader than you guys anointing him as an A Grader.

But I forgot, we're talking about Blooser RaTiNgZ.

Carlton have 23 A Graders and 20 B Graders on their list.

They just have horrendous luck with InJuRiEz.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

He's closer to a C Grader than you guys anointing him as an A Grader.

But I forgot, we're talking about Blooser RaTiNgZ.

Carlton have 23 A Graders and 20 B Graders on their list.

They just have horrendous luck with InJuRiEz.

Is Hack Long still better than Walsh?

 

[Fadge]

Is Hack Long still better than Walsh?

Let's assess them over the remainder of their careers.

But keep flexing over Sammy boy, I just hope for your sake he's not the next player to demand to leave the shithole that is Carlton.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Let's assess them over the remainder of their careers.

But keep flexing over Sammy boy, I just hope for your sake he's not the next player to demand to leave the shithole that is Carlton.

Why can't you answer the question Fudger?

Earlier in the year you told us Hack Long was better... Surely you're not backing away from those comments already?

 

[Fadge]

Why can't you answer the question Fudger?

Earlier in the year you told us Hack Long was better... Surely you're not backing away from those comments already?

Long was more influential in more wins than Walsh, so there is that.

Maybe if Walsh can work his way back into the Top 100 players in the comp, he might overtake Long again.

How embarrassing for you - flexing over Sam Walsh....

Oh boy.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Long was more influential in more wins than Walsh, so there is that.

Maybe if Walsh can work his way back into the Top 100 players in the comp, he might overtake Long again.

How embarrassing for you - flexing over Sam Walsh....

Oh boy.

So is Long better than Walsh or not?

It's a very simple Yes/No question...

 

[Fadge]

'Answer my question, now!'

What a bona fide Blooser.

 

[sr36]

Please tell me you didn't just reference Quayspud in here? Bloke is as shit as your captain at defending a man. Too busy sniffing his own farts and talking about what perfume he has on each game.

Cowans already better than him at age 20

Hear all the time how none of our defenders can defend, yet we were statistically the best defence for most of the year. Some nuffies just don't get a rolling defence, because it looks awful when it breaks down - but it's usually because we've been broken down in the midfield. Quaynor is a massive reason why our defence works and our defensive wall is so strong. Thrashes smalls in the air. Can go with them on the ground. And can roll across to talls. He's an excellent defender. Hardwick is the only similar one who is better. They're who Cowan should be aiming for as he's not going to be a rebounder.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Hear all the time how none of our defenders can defend, yet we were statistically the best defence for most of the year. Some nuffies just don't get a rolling defence, because it looks awful when it breaks down - but it's usually because we've been broken down in the midfield. Quaynor is a massive reason why our defence works and our defensive wall is so strong. Thrashes smalls in the air. Can go with them on the ground. And can roll across to talls. He's an excellent defender. Hardwick is the only similar one who is better. They're who Cowan should be aiming for as he's not going to be a rebounder.

Nah GOAT Frampton just hard carries that shit while Spud Quaynor, Daisy and PerrySpud run off with the fairies.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

'Answer my question, now!'

What a bona fide Blooser.

What a surprise Fudger is too much of a coward to stand by his comments.

I'll take that as a no... Another win for the Blues in the combined 22!