Sab22
Captain
As a teammate of yours, I'll discuss this with my fellow committee and get back to you shortly.I would like to submit a formal application to be considered for rookie of the year.
Reasoning:
- I have just signed up.
- I am uncommonly handsome. My mum tells me every morning.
- While I did play 3 rounds of season 15, a combination of functional alcoholism, functional alcoholism (double the functionality) and a beaver attack (the bad kind) prevented me from playing further into the season.
- I've already missed round 1 due to a deep brain injury, from which I am now recovered.
- Cheese.
- I am willing to bribe you but after a recent ethics training course, I can't offer one unless you ask for it.
- It will demonstrate the SFA's dedication to ethnic and gender diversity.
Please, do the right thing.