Media S27 - Sweet FA Rising Star

[Sab22]

I would like to submit a formal application to be considered for rookie of the year.

Reasoning:

• I have just signed up.
• I am uncommonly handsome. My mum tells me every morning.
• While I did play 3 rounds of season 15, a combination of functional alcoholism, functional alcoholism (double the functionality) and a beaver attack (the bad kind) prevented me from playing further into the season.
• I've already missed round 1 due to a deep brain injury, from which I am now recovered.
• Cheese.
• I am willing to bribe you but after a recent ethics training course, I can't offer one unless you ask for it.
• It will demonstrate the SFA's dedication to ethnic and gender diversity.

Please, do the right thing.

As a teammate of yours, I'll discuss this with my fellow committee and get back to you shortly.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

While I did play 3 rounds of season 15, a combination of functional alcoholism, functional alcoholism (double the functionality) and a beaver attack (the bad kind) prevented me from playing further into the season.

That’s standard around these parts though. If anything, NOT being an alcoholic prevents you from playing.

Just ask our alcohol spokesperson Elton Johns Wig

 

[Coopers]

That’s standard around these parts though. If anything, NOT being an alcoholic prevents you from playing.

Just ask our alcohol spokesperson Elton Johns Wig

So it's the beavers then that we need to worry about.
Note: They are repopulating in european waterways. An actual environmental success story. Who would have thought.

 

[TJASTA]

That’s standard around these parts though. If anything, NOT being an alcoholic prevents you from playing.

Just ask our alcohol spokesperson Elton Johns Wig

I don't drink and I have my own part of the ivory tower now

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I don't drink and I have my own part of the ivory tower now

Well, aren’t you such a superior straight edged man?

 

[Dav]

Well, aren’t you such a superior straight edged man?

You don't need drugs to have fun, but you also don't need fun to have drugs.

 

[Barrybran]

I would like to submit a formal application to be considered for rookie of the year.

Reasoning:

• I have just signed up.
• I am uncommonly handsome. My mum tells me every morning.
• While I did play 3 rounds of season 15, a combination of functional alcoholism, functional alcoholism (double the functionality) and a beaver attack (the bad kind) prevented me from playing further into the season.
• I've already missed round 1 due to a deep brain injury, from which I am now recovered.
• Cheese.
• I am willing to bribe you but after a recent ethics training course, I can't offer one unless you ask for it.
• It will demonstrate the SFA's dedication to ethnic and gender diversity.

Please, do the right thing.

I think sausageroll has dibs on being a rookie but not a rookie

 

[harry000]

WaynesWorld19 you havent added the eventual winner to the op yet....

 

[Dav]

I think sausageroll has dibs on being a rookie but not a rookie

Yeah that gimmick is pretty full, I've got the rookie alias bit covered.

 

[TJASTA]

Well, aren’t you such a superior straight edged man?

I am high on life
and painkillers. Lots and lots of painkillers.

 

[Sab22]

WaynesWorld19 you havent added the eventual winner to the op yet....

He doesn't like you

 

[WaynesWorld19]

WaynesWorld19 you havent added the eventual winner to the op yet....

I’m overseas trying to type with big fingers and preemptive text

Back in Aust , tomorrow & i’ll add all the new rookies to the OP, and some other updates ..... welcome to the League

 

[WaynesWorld19]

He doesn't like you

That’s unfair ! ..... i dislike everyone

 

[harry000]

He doesn't like you

Theres more to it than meets the eye... He offered sexual favours to be my player agent and I knocked him back.

 

[Sab22]

Theres more to it than meets the eye... He offered sexual favours to be my player agent and I knocked him back.

Get back into our match thread now

 

[Coopers]

Theres more to it than meets the eye... He offered sexual favours to be my player agent and I knocked him back.

How does one get a player agent, and what services do they offer? Will they post on my behalf so I can snort Wiesn Pulver on weekends?

 

[harry000]

How does one get a player agent, and what services do they offer? Will they post on my behalf so I can snort Wiesn Pulver on weekends?

If you show enough promise they come to you.. agents and girls all come crawling once your status improves. WaynesWorld19 has obviously followed my junior qooty career and realises Im going to be a star.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

If you show enough promise they come to you.. agents and girls all come crawling once your status improves. WaynesWorld19 has obviously followed my junior qooty career and realises Im going to be a star.

Well the reality is .... i’m a $$$$ Qooty Agent, hungry to exploit new Rookies.

Really though, i will be starting up a player agency to negotiate with these unscrupulous Captains ..... i can be you best friend & my rates are a messily 30%

 

[Coopers]

If you show enough promise they come to you.. agents and girls all come crawling once your status improves. WaynesWorld19 has obviously followed my junior qooty career and realises Im going to be a star.

I thought you were a playa?

Can one be both?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I thought you were a playa?

Can one be both?

If you’re good enough on the Qooty Field

 

[AceAndy]

Depends who you sleep with Depends on the coach and captain having true faith in your abilities.

None of that going on at the Dragons.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

That’s unfair ! ..... i dislike everyone

You edgy teen you

 

[CazC30]

Hey...It's not natural for me to be nice.
I tried my best.

Besides, it's par for the course these days. Call it media training.

I worked as a PR assistant trying not to give away the fact my multi national company wasn't trying to screw people over... In the end I was dumped by redundancy

I would like to submit a formal application to be considered for rookie of the year.

Reasoning:

• I have just signed up.
• I am uncommonly handsome. My mum tells me every morning.
• While I did play 3 rounds of season 15, a combination of functional alcoholism, functional alcoholism (double the functionality) and a beaver attack (the bad kind) prevented me from playing further into the season.
• I've already missed round 1 due to a deep brain injury, from which I am now recovered.
• Cheese.
• I am willing to bribe you but after a recent ethics training course, I can't offer one unless you ask for it.
• It will demonstrate the SFA's dedication to ethnic and gender diversity.

Please, do the right thing.

Sounds great but your not as pretty as me... I also have the equipment to make any man chose me over you....

 

[AceAndy]

Sounds great but your not as pretty as me... I also have the equipment to make any man chose me over you....

Coopers did say uncommonly handsome

 

[sausageroll]

I think sausageroll has dibs on being a rookie but not a rookie

Looks like Coopers is a rookie when it comes to being a rookie when he's not a rookie.