Autopsy Autopsy Vs Wet toast - it was nice while it lasted

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Absolutely Norfed him, was the cleanest player in his 1st and 2nd year. Was a turn over merchant today

The one step kicks from clearances look good on the stat sheets.

 

[Themanbun]

Cam Zurhaar gets the shithouse medal here. More concerned with winning the punch-on with Harley Reid than winning the footy.

He lost that too.

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

Fancy have Simpkin in the middle the whole last quarter when the game is on the line

watch us lose the next 2

 

[DuckYeah]

Our C graders were exposed today. Pink, Zurhaar, Konstanty, Mcdonald, Simplin

 

[nelroo]

Watch the bombers next week run us ragged. They are cooked themselves but will smell blood as we are so ****ing mentally weak and full of poorly skilled plodders with zero footy brains

 

[kool kangas]

Zane got embarrassed by his little bro today

Yep. Younger Duursma gets the bragging rights not only in winning but also onfield performance.

 

[Possession]

Watch the bombers next week run us ragged. They are cooked themselves but will smell blood as we are so ****ing mentally weak and full of poorly skilled plodders with zero footy brains

Yep. We will be in some strife if they beat us.

 

[NMFC49]

Smashed in the middle after half time. Several players exposed today. Harry had as usual lots of disposals but by and large did not impact like he has in previous games last year. Frustrating.

 

[SammyRoo]

Sick of so many of these spuds not keeping feet and going to ground !!

It’s some pretend pho-extra effort BS … but it’s hopeless - You are out of the ground ball game the minute that happens.

Yes I’m looking at you - Comben, McDonald, Zurharr

 

[Only Forwards]

Terrible. We're simply no good until proven otherwise unfortunately.

The bar for me is at three games in a row.

We’ve not done that in so f***ing long I cannot remember when it was.

 

[TheKanga]

Are we still pretending Sheezel is a star?

His hack kicks were terrible today

 

[kornefrancis]

He was a liability today. Grab it and handball to the opposition time after time.

Yep, agree. Tried hard but was a liability.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Comben is a legit ****ing moron.

 

[Elite Master]

At what point do we blow up this list, Rawlings has so much to answer for...The difference strong senior players make was so evident today...Wet Toast had em we didnt

They also had the better youngsters too. Our youngsters are still collectively largely mediocre. West Coast will still finish bottom 4 but they'll fly past us in their rebuild (just like everyone else has since 2020).

 

[Flawed Genius]

Every single piece of negative media. Every single talking head going "well we told you so, they're not there, stench of failure". Every Caro piece to camera. Barrett's inevitable shot in that dip shit column he writes. They deserve it all. They have earned nothing.

 

[Psychic Roo]

Gameplan collapses under high pressure. Doesn’t matter the opposition.

Bombing to the pack 20m from goal for 3qs = loss. Esp on that ground. So so dumb.

 

[tales129]

Zane got embarrassed by his little bro today

First quarter was good, then like a reverse pop up sprinkler - disappeared

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

His hack kicks were terrible today

He has absolutely no burst. None.

 

[SnowRoo]

This team just never fails to disappoint.

That was not "Make it happen" that was lazy entitled crap.

When will we grow up?

 

[kornefrancis]

His hack kicks were terrible today

He will be. At least you know he will work on his faults. Also, he's at his best when Wardlaw is doing the hard work inside.

 

[Reagan Smash]

The rot started with two ex captains in the 2nd along with the invisible man Konstanty.
Simpkin went on with it in the last with his lackadaisical style.

 

[koshari]

Zane is icing, showed in a qtr how if we do well, he will be such a great fit. Hes not there to help when we bomb long down the line to 5 key talls and get d

Had one of the cleanest pickups early in the game that i think even he was surprised he held given by him then completely spilling it. Talk about 2 extremes in half a second.

 

[Ocha905]

Eh, West Coast have greatly improved. We'll beat them at home in Melbourne in the return fixture though.

...Because that's what professional teams do - play home games at their home ground.

 

[Bowski]

Simpkin is just Sam Power

Sam Power

Age

43

Ht

190cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

7.8

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.6

4star

with a hair stylist.

That being said, at least Sammy boy gave a shit and didn't think he was God's gift.

Won't be dropped but the catharsis if he was would go some way to making me feel better about this debacle.

 

[Jeremy Jordan]

Painful loss obviously, we had way too many passengers and we are no where near where I hoped we were. But I actually thought West Coast were pretty decent after quarter time. Their work rate to stop our hand ball game and the switch kick was actually pretty impressive. They probably won’t fire another shot all year and the loss would look even more horrid, but I reckon they will be better than expected.

I actually reckon their old heads were a 1,000 times better than ours.

I’m usually a baby out with the bath water type, but gonna try relax a bit more this year, so my kids can enjoy their north Melbourne experience. My 8 year old saying “I hope Zurhaar kicks it” and me saying “he won’t cause he is a useless c**t” has made me realise maybe I better support the team differently going forward.