Autopsy Roast & Toast v Port and changes For GWS

[tigerisland]

Did anyone catch Yze interview before the game? He sounded totally disorganised and confused. It was bizzare. First time I have ever had doubts about him today

 

[DickieKnee]

Slow start but finished strongly in junk time

EFA

 

[sabso]

I think Brown is a sneaky chance for delistment. Started outside of the best 23 in round 1, and has been bottom five players in all games. This Trainor has zoomed past him and expect Tresize and Gibcus too aswell.

Thought trezise was at or above team average in the games he played, has he been injured since or just shit?

Brown nowhere near as good

 

[Black Saab]

You can clearly see that our young forwards Faull, Fawcett, Armstrong still lack mature body size and strength. I think of the Freo forwards who were in the same boat a few years ago.

 

[The_Kraken]

I’ve jumped the shark I started singing the poooort theme song , my brain is fried

Why do you know the words? I couldn’t quote a single word even if you held a gun to my head.

 

[prodigy]

If I hear Yze say "I can't fault the effort" in the press conference again, I might commit myself to a mental asylum.

 

[Rubber Hips]

Faull needs a spell….bloke can’t get near it

 

[tropicaltiger]

Yze is the one missing easy set shots, turning it over and awful decision making and a bunch of senior players who go missing

Game plan is OK, missing easy targets make The Game Plan look bad....let's face it the top 4 will be the ones that feast on turnovers, and can use the ball better than other teams in bottom 12 sides. with some cream like bailey, heeney, bont, patracca and co

 

[sabso]

dont like hour glass women ?

Kelli is built like a fridge door

 

[DickieKnee]

We're a rabble but Port are in for a world of pain too. Do they do what we did and strip it back or keep topping up

Plus they gonna loose their best player Butters

 

[Charlie Pannam]

Fair.

What I liked about Gray was his will to fight. You can't teach that.

Yeah he has a crack, but that only gets you so far at AFL level. You got to have reasonable footskills and awareness, otherwise you are just a liability with ball in hand

 

[Achilles Heel]

Why do you know the words? I couldn’t quote a single word even if you held a gun to my head.

I was watching the after game and just sang along with it , my brain is in meltdown

 

[The_Kraken]

If I hear Yze say "I can't fault the effort" in the press conference again, I might commit myself to a mental asylum.

The effort by some senior players was dreadful. Some of them must be on decent coin.

 

[Black Saab]

Why do you know the words? I couldn’t quote a single word even if you held a gun to my head.

Same.

In my mind their song goes "We have the power to win, the power to lose..."

I know they can't be the words but they've stuck and they kind of apply

 

[Tiger_4_Life]

Plus they gonna loose their best player Butters

They'll force the trade though

 

[Achilles Heel]

what would pies fans do in this situation ?

Steal someone’s teeth

 

[Groupie_]

Kelli is built like a fridge door

shes built like a panzer IV tank

 

[Tiger_4_Life]

Surprised that some are potting Gray, playing his 5th game? Was one of the few that actually kept trying and did some good things.

 

[Rubber Hips]

I was suss on The Tap coming into this game…have to admit…he presented…competed…lots of 2 nd effort s and slotted goals…well done Liam…very good game

 

[The_Kraken]

Steal someone’s teeth

Steal some hubcaps

 

[Lsta062]

Our scores in the first 6 games (including preseason)

• 68 vs Essendon
• 43 vs Melbourne (game cut short)
• 71 vs Carlton
• 60 vs Gold Coast
• 43 vs Fremantle
• 48 vs Port Adelaide

That’s an average of 55.5 points per game: Even excluding the preseason games, the average is still 55.5 points.

We’ve scored 60 points or less 22 times since the beginning of 2024. For context, the terrible North Melbourne did it about 24 times since 2022, and West Coast did it 19 times since 2024.

For Brisbane, you’d literally have to go back to 2017 to get 22 scores of 60 point or less, and this includes the shortened quarters of 2020.

This is genuinely deplorable. It’s the worst offence I’ve seen from a Richmond side by a long shot, and I don’t see the end of it any time soon unfortunately.

 

[Achilles Heel]

Steal some hubcaps

That works too

 

[shaky]

I don't want to see anyone bagging Maurice this week. The little things he does off the ball help us massively. Get to the game and watch. He is one of the only players (Grlj another) who bust a gut every contest.

Agree, but I think he can easily go to another level. Often he is too reactionary rather than repeat efforts or reading the play. To be fair he may be buggered, but that's where the next level I for him.

 

[beema limapep]

 

[Achilles Heel]

shes built like a panzer IV tank

She does the pincer movement well