Training 2026 Training Reports

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Love his disposal there but not a defenders clacca.

Neither are Daniel or McKercher, but we persist with playing them down there.

 

[New_Roo]

He was definitely tougher than he has been in the past.

Runs and makes options too.

and made a great running back tackle on someone cant recall who it was from the orange

 

[New_Roo]

He’s a better kick than Daniel and just as poor a defender.

Nothing lost.

you mustnt have been listening to Corr on the commentary then!

 

[DuckYeah]

He was definitely tougher than he has been in the past.

Runs and makes options too.

Lets hold the tough talk until we see him play against opposition.

 

[Chip Scab1]

Love his disposal there but not a defenders clacca.

He's a better defender than CD though, he proved that yesterday. Just needs to be wound up every time he runs out, if he is, there might be a player there.

 

[DuckYeah]

Oh **** we are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here who’s better Daniels or Juniors… Farrrk this is cooked

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

you mustnt have been listening to Corr on the commentary then!

You’re right. I wasn’t.

 

[King Corey]

Depth is the most misused term on here this time every year.

We are perennial shitmen until the ladder proves otherwise. Bottom 3 teams have no right to claim depth.

If I have a fridge full of mouldy food I'm not "well stocked".

 

[HugeJohnson1]

Neither are Daniel or McKercher, but we persist with playing them down there.

McKerchers attacking drive off HB literally gets us moving most games. CD is a liability wherever he plays

 

[maddiemelb]

Intraclub flicks.

 

[Passmore]

Intraclub flicks.

Players are 25% sexier in the fading light.

 

[DunderHead]

Darling is not ripped, he looks thick - in the way someone trying to hit a best lift looks. Guerilla-like. will contest some KPD into dust this year.

 

[King Corey]

Can we Tonya Harding CCJ and relist the great man?

 

[speedy]

Simmo on Sen just said according to chatGPT, north are bottom 4 for worst injury list right now. Hard to feel positive about the season coming when nothing seems to change around this club.

 

[Krakouer Bonar]

Simmo on Sen just said according to chatGPT, north are bottom 4 for worst injury list right now. Hard to feel positive about the season coming when nothing seems to change around this club.

How many games did ChatGPT play, and what are his credentials?

 

[King Corey]

Simmo on Sen just said according to chatGPT, north are bottom 4 for worst injury list right now. Hard to feel positive about the season coming when nothing seems to change around this club.

Well that's that then.

 

[Gorman2Geister]

How many games did ChatGPT play, and what are his credentials?

The only AI worth listening to is the big Russian!

 

[King Corey]

The only AI worth listening to is the big Russian!
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Another example in the face of "our 90s guys were all dicks" arguments.

Heard some stories about him jumping in on footy trips when some much more credentialed teammates lacked their manners

Gentleman.

 

[Chadwiko]

Any 'match sim' this week will likely be Wednesday.

 

[Makeshift Park]

Simmo on Sen just said according to chatGPT, north are bottom 4 for worst injury list right now. Hard to feel positive about the season coming when nothing seems to change around this club.

Pretty big shout by ChatGPT to claim Archer and Thredgold’s absences will be as consequential as say Tom green, Josh Kelly, Darcy jones, Nick Martin, Will day, Jack Viney, and mark keane, who are all missing most-to-all of 2026.

 

[giantroo]

Wardlaw is out there training with the main group.

 

[year of the roo]

How many games did ChatGPT play, and what are his credentials?

ChatGPT is a total nuffy, am I right?!

 

[King Corey]

Pretty big shout by ChatGPT to claim Archer and Thredgold’s absences will be as consequential as say Tom green, Josh Kelly, Darcy jones, Nick Martin, Will day, Jack Viney, and mark keane, who are all missing most-to-all of 2026.

Also a big shout to Adam Simpson citing his extensive ChatGPT research while collecting a yellow pay envelope from some radio station.

 

[Jeremy Jordan]

Our forward line and midfields better explode this year, because our backline is dead set woeful. My high hopes on Dawson are dwindling.

 

[Makeshift Park]

Also a big shout to Adam Simpson citing his extensive ChatGPT research while collecting a yellow pay envelope from some radio station.

Spoken with the DGAF attitude of a man who owns half a capital city’s HJ franchises, no doubt