Autopsy AFLW Round 4, 2022 (S7): Gold Coast v St.Kilda

[CHBench]

Gold coast running harder. We're fumbling, dropping marks, missing tackles. Can't win a clearance to save our lives

 

[Munga]

Who’s Rachael Priest?

Awful commentary. Didn't know what a torp was.

Not playing to the wind at all well. Suns should be smacking us.
We're kicking to the pockets, I'd hate to be a forward.
Can't organise crumbers from and back, instead we have all of them going for the mark/spoil.
But, 60% of our defence has been replaced, so it might take time.

 

[The Jack]

Awful commentary. Didn't know what a torp was.

Not playing to the wind at all well. Suns should be smacking us.
We're kicking to the pockets, I'd hate to be a forward.
Can't organise crumbers from and back, instead we have all of them going for the mark/spoil.
But, 60% of our defence has been replaced, so it might take time.

She’s only the captain. You reckon one of the other clowns would pull him up. He’s called her Rachael for the whole first half.

They look cooked already. Lucky Suns aren’t kicking straight.

Where is our normal ruckwoman? Can’t think of her name but didn’t think she was injured. And why was Patrikios in the forward line for the whole qtr?

 

[St Kilda Death]

Disappointing first half,
Luckily GC innacurate so the door is still open.
Only 2 goals in it.

 

[CHBench]

This is where we need an Emma Kearney or even an Ellie Blackburn in the middle, to lead from the front and drag us back into the game mentally.

Priest & BJ having to lead the team from the backline is hard enough, let alone when half our backline is out

 

[Munga]

Can we NOT man the bloody mark and go sideways 5m instead? It isn't compulsory ffs. Suns just running around every time and getting an easy kick.

Friend out, another defender down.

 

[Saint Kidding]

We've lost Ella Friend for the remainder too.

 

[Saint Kidding]

Good thing they are missing their shots on goal.

 

[Munga]

This is where we need an Emma Kearney or even an Ellie Blackburn in the middle, to lead from the front and drag us back into the game mentally.

Priest & BJ having to lead the team from the backline is hard enough, let alone when half our backline is out

Yep. Not sure where our mids and crumbers are.

 

[Munga]

Friend back out there

 

[Saint Kidding]

Gee, Gold Coast are thrashing us but the umpires are too.

 

[Saint Kidding]

Friend back out there

Made the mistake of listening to the commentary.

 

[Munga]

Severely lacking quality today. The Suns look taller, faster, making us earn it. We are second to the ball, but when we do get near it they hurt us.

 

[StFly]

Severely lacking quality today. The Suns look taller, faster, making us earn it. We are second to the ball, but when we do get near it they hurt us.

Were chaos balling it, they're largely playing as a team and missing shots mostly. Would be a bloodbath if we didn't half arse it in between the flanks.

 

[Saint Kidding]

3/4 Time

Saints 1 - 2 - 8
Suns 5 - 10 - 40

Goals: Caitlin Greiser 1

Need to play out the final quarter for some respectability.

 

[Fehring]

How's our celebrity part-time coach going?

 

[Munga]

How's our celebrity part-time coach going?

Que?

 

[PoppedCorn]

We could play on a drinks tray and we would be tired after 4 laps.

 

[Munga]

More kicks to the pockets.

 

[Fehring]

More kicks to the pockets.

Our ruck kicked into the same pocket literally three times in a row. FFS

 

[Fehring]

Que?

Dalla was appointed without actually having coached a side previously. Just done some academy work. Clearly a terrible appointment - we obviously didn't pick the best coach for the job. We picked an old boy. Made it pretty clear that our club isn't taking this seriously.

 

[Saint Kidding]

Greiser!

 

[Munga]

Suns look miles fitter. Outnumbering us everywhere.

 

[Saint Kidding]

Nice one Jess.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Gold coast running harder. We're fumbling, dropping marks, missing tackles. Can't win a clearance to save our lives

They must have trained with the men's side