- Sep 25, 2011
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CHRIS DAWES as captain.
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Will be a HOF, his name shouldn't even be mentioned in this thread.I remember Simon Black took about 3 centre square bounces because of stuff-ups with rotations this year. Fantastic player, but can we include him solely as a ruck?
I always thought Joel McDonald was a pretty fine player at Brisbane but s**t he is one of the biggest spuds running around these days, Melbourne and "player development" is the biggest oxymoron.
Will be a HOF, his name shouldn't even be mentioned in this thread.
Hang your head in shame
That last game Anthony played was hilarious when the ball kept coming his way and he just kept spilling the mark or fumbling. Or he'd take the mark then line up the set shot and roost it out on the full. His confidence was completely shot, the Freo fans were booing him and Ross Lyon was just looking on bemused, thinking WTF?
Poor bugger. I played a game (4th quarter) like that once when everything I touched turned to s**t, but the ball just kept following me around more than ever before and I basically lost the game for my team.
Bit harsh. Played 7 games and off the top of my head he played atleast 3 of them as the sub and he wasn't terrible.Would find room for Zeph Skinner too.
*My opinion and only a bit of fun, don't get upset if you're favourite player is here.
Un-Australian Team 2012
FB: T.Chaplin C.Hooker A.Joseph
HB: T.Logan J.Trengove J.MacDonald
C: J.Polec J.McCarthy P.McGinnity
HF: B.Green(c) C.Dawes J.Sherman
FF: J.Koschitzke L.Jones J.Grant
Ruck: Z.Smith B.Moloney J.Melksham
Int: I.Folau D.Stewart C.Brown(vc)
Sub: A.Maric
Emg: A.Carlile S.Day D.Jackson
Coach: Brendon McCartney assisted by Mark Neeld & Dean Robinson
Chaplin's specialty in kicking clangers directly resulting in opposition goals will not be missed by Port fans.
Hooker was selected for his raw lack of pace and amusing running style as he unsuccessfully chases his opponent around.
Joseph's fumbling ability, particularly deep in defense, will be a valuable asset to this team.
Logan, the man who strikes fear into his opponent and Port fans alike.
Trengove the once highly rated rookie is going backwards at a rate of knots.
MacDonald doesn't stop his man, doesn't hit targets, in fact I'm not sure what he does.
Polec will provide run and make a nice sidestep every few games just to keep the supporters intereseted.
McCarthy's ball winning is impressive however I suspect the opposition may be deliberately giving it to him.
McGinnity is there something about the maccas that prevent you being able to kick a drop punt?
Green's lack of leadership and apparent loss of ability sees him walk into the captaincy on a forward flank.
"Cement hands" Dawes will inspire our forward line by dropping marks, missing goals and losing hitouts all whilst looking angrier than the Hulk.
The Sherminator's selfless play couldn't crack a floundering, injury-riddled Bulldogs side, but he gets a gig here.
Koschitzke, the most aptly named man in the league will continue to injure his fellow forwards and rack up plenty of possessionless quarters.
Jones once one of the best contested marks could't hold a spot in arguably the worst forward line around.
Grant will play in the pocket where his will for the contest and sheer body strength will come to the fore.
Smith thinks he's Naitanui but is really more of a Wood, already surpassed by younger teammates.
Moloney's new 'accountable' style saw him forget what the pill looked like until he wound up at Casey.
Melksham's feux toughness will aid us in accumulating wrestling fines rather than effective kicks.
With Chief's blessing we select Folau as our back up Ruck who's lack of fitness requires a back up himself.
Stewart will be that man when not pretending to be some sort of forward.
Brown's consistent output of <10 disposals, 5 FA and 3 reports a game gives him rights to the vice captaincy. He will also be mentoring the younger players in the off season.
Maric the pre-season specialist has shown his ability to come on and impact a game thus will be our sub.
Carlile will be our defensive cover with his supreme fitness and discipline.
Day is a like for like replacement for our forwards that struggle to kick goals.
Jackson was very unlucky to miss out; failed tags, stupid free kicks, suspensions and clangers he can do it all.
Our elite coaching team have devised a game plan with slow sideways ball movement, whilst saving energy from no defensive pressure to get the ball to our poorly structured forward line in a truly random fashion. McCartney's apathy will be complimented by Neeld's crazy faces. The Weapon will be in charge of fitness and keeping the list healthy. We believe we have the personnel to be completely uncompetitive and represent everything that is Un-Australian.
Oh I would have, only 6 games though.Also, someone HAS to have Cameron Wood as the lead ruck. He is clearly the blueprint of what a tapruckman SHOULDNT be. Useless in the centre, dissapears anywhere outside its circle.
He was actually a favourite of mine at the Lions, but * me, he has gone backward at a rate of knots!I always thought Joel McDonald was a pretty fine player at Brisbane but s**t he is one of the biggest spuds running around these days, Melbourne and "player development" is the biggest oxymoron.
Jeff Garlett, Bret Thornton, Kyle Cheney, Chris Dawes, Daniel Jackson = leadership group
Suban has played 12 games this year.
McGinnity yes, but Jacob Brennan had a very solid year for a rookie player.
Maybe an argument can be made on Dawson based on early form but for most of the year he has been very solid defensively.
McPhee has been one of Fremantles most crucial defenders, why are people listing him. Likewise Shoenmakers who has occasionally lowered his colours but improved greatly.
EDIT: sorry missed "Supercoach average".
Such a stat is redundant when you look at the composition of that team. Many are young running midfield/flanker types who have played as the sub or get subbed.
Heppell
this is off the about 80 half games I've seen this year so every chance some of these were actulaly quite good. They just stuck out to me as bad when I've seen them:
B M.Clarke A.Carlile S.Gilbert
HB S.Buckley C.Hooker A.Mackie
C J.Sherman A.Young Alwyn Davey
HF S.Blease C.Dawes N.Djerrkura
F D.Stewart L.Jones J.Garlett
Foll B.Renouf J.Brennan J.Steven
IC N.Lovett-Murray A.Moore S.Hampson A.Everitt
Clarke - Hasn't looked like a footballer at any point since his return
Carlile - To be honest he's not that bad, just coulnd't think of a worse full back. Had Markovic here but only on 9 games.
Gilbert - 10 years ago I played on him in an u/18 club game and got BOG. 10 years on I'm a nobody behind a keyboard whilst he's signed another 3 year deal despite showing no inclination to actually put a ball within four feet of where he's trying to kick it at any point in his career. His continued career at this level continues to baffle me
Buckley - See ball. Get ball. Kick ball 60m via floater. s**t.
Hooker - Whenever I see Essendon play, it tends to be that if Pears is on someone they are quiet and if it's Hooker they are kicking goals
Mackie - He started out as a soft scared nothing footballer, then became good during Geelong's glory years, but every time I saw him this year he was back to his soft scared former self.
Sherman - Lions got a steal getting anything for him.
Young - I had to research someone as I had Cale Morton here but he only played 9 games so had to find someone else. I'm not actually sure who Aaron Young is, but apparently he played 12 games. Good enough
ALwyn Davey - holy s**t is this guy a front running spud. Looked good under the roof when they were on fire. Disappeared at all other times
Blease - probably a bit stiff but I've watched him pretty closely since he dominated against St Kilda and don't think I saw him get the footy. A replacmeent for Liam Patrick who is s**t but only played 8.
Dawes - like I need to add anything
Djerrkura - one of the Bulldogs very very s**t footballers that continually get games. Have not seen him do anything good at any time
D.Stewart - I saw him in a NAB Cup game years ago do very well. I've not seen him do very well at any point since.
Jones - Has looked dangerous to the opposition for approximately 15 minutes that I've seen him. The rest of the time, looks dangerous to the Dogs keeping the ball inside 50. Not even competitive.
Garlett - at no point in any game I can remember watching did he look dangerous. Kid can play as shown in 2011 but was a non factor this year
Renouf - bit stiff, don't think any "bad" ruckmen played 10 games this year - had Hille here oriignally but he has 9 games. Was just not that good
Brennan - a cancer that the Suns need to eradicate. LOOK AT ME I CAN HOLD THE BALL IN ONE HAND. Well, at least, I could when I used to be able to get it
Steven - Every time I've seen him he's been fumbly and not in any way very good.
Bench - the only other 4 that played 10 games that I thought weren't much good
Wow.