Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[revo333]

I am six years older than my wife.

When she was born I was in grade 1

Did you start dating her when you were 17?

 

[Cruyff14]

Did you start dating her when you were 17?

Nah, I was 15.

Kidding haha. I was 26 and she was 20.

 

[revo333]

Nah, I was 15.

Kidding haha. I was 26 and she was 20.

Both over 18, thats a fair bit different.

BTW I think It's time you added to the Springsteen countdown

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

When he told me I asked if they had to keep it a secret from her mum and dad and he said her parents were okay with it... I'm not a parent myself but I'd flip out if that was my daughter imo. Mind you my mate is level headed, a bit of a bookworm and a geek, doesn't drink nor smoke, perhaps it was obvious to her parents that he wasn't a loser trying to score with a young girl, just someone who genuinely loved her?

When I was 16 I dated a 21 year old (yes that feels very gross in hindsight) and you best believe I hid that from my parents. My dad would have tried to kill him.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

When I was 16 I dated a 21 year old (yes that feels very gross in hindsight) and you best believe I hid that from my parents. My dad would have tried to kill him.

How did you even meet?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

How did you even meet?

I was friends with his younger brother

 

[the_interloper]

At Coles on the weekend, bought a shitload of habaneros, the checkout chick did either of two things in my opinion:

- was so distracted and nervous at my unshaven presence in trakky daks and Metallica tshirt she couldn't find them on the register
- figured a free bag of chillis would help her get a chance at getting into the aforementioned trakky daks

So she said to not worry about paying for the chillis, pretty sure this was before the poor girl noticed the wedding ring, bad luck!

 

[peternorth]

At Coles on the weekend, bought a shitload of habaneros, the checkout chick did either of two things in my opinion:

- was so distracted and nervous at my unshaven presence in trakky daks and Metallica tshirt she couldn't find them on the register
- figured a free bag of chillis would help her get a chance at getting into the aforementioned trakky daks

So she said to not worry about paying for the chillis, pretty sure this was before the poor girl noticed the wedding ring, bad luck!

go back and confirm

 

[the_interloper]

go back and confirm

I don't want to ruin her day "oh there's that hot guy that friendzoned me" sort of thing, poor lass.

 

[peternorth]

I don't want to ruin her day "oh there's that hot guy that friendzoned me" sort of thing, poor lass.

You're in the end game now

 

[ash_1050]

At Coles on the weekend, bought a shitload of habaneros, the checkout chick did either of two things in my opinion:

- was so distracted and nervous at my unshaven presence in trakky daks and Metallica tshirt she couldn't find them on the register
- figured a free bag of chillis would help her get a chance at getting into the aforementioned trakky daks

So she said to not worry about paying for the chillis, pretty sure this was before the poor girl noticed the wedding ring, bad luck!

There's an easy way to figure out if she was into you or not. Was it a Ride The Lightning t-shirt or a St Anger t-shirt?

 

[the_interloper]

There's an easy way to figure out if she was into you or not. Was it a Ride The Lightning t-shirt or a St Anger t-shirt?

Kill Em All actually, it's a tour tshirt from 83 (not vintage) so it makes me appear even older ha ha

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Kill Em All actually, it's a tour tshirt from 83 (not vintage) so it makes me appear even older ha ha

She thought you were homeless and it was her way of saving the world.

 

[the_interloper]

She thought you were homeless and it was her way of saving the world.

Either way, a pity root is still a root I guess.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Either way, a pity root is still a root I guess.

There are other types?

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Either way, a pity root is still a root I guess.

I hooked up with a moderator once, well fifty times. When I found something a bit more than casual, they got the shits up and hacked my pms, send messages to all the females in there. Pics of a tiny penis.

So no, a root is not a root, sometimes you give them love , and they give you hell.

 

[Over The Post]

I hooked up with a moderator once

Just to clarify, it was not me.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Surely Chief deserves to be called more than just 'a moderator'?

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Just to clarify, it was not me.

All good mate.
I thought the pics were a bit big for you

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Surely Chief deserves to be called more than just 'a moderator'?

That is some awkward flirting you're doing...

 

[peternorth]

ever been to a party where the walls seemed and appeared thin and pourous including those of the toilet/bathroom? Hearing disturbance in the toilet water courtesy of a party guest is disturbing

 

[Over The Post]

Depends how they were disturbing the water to cause a disturbance, I suppose.

 

[the_interloper]

ever been to a party where the walls seemed and appeared thin and pourous including those of the toilet/bathroom? Hearing disturbance in the toilet water courtesy of a party guest is disturbing

It's a shame if you're getting on the booger sugar in this situation. You need to then rack up the line, roll note, flush toilet and snort while toilet is sounding.

Or so i've heard.

 

[peternorth]

Depends how they were disturbing the water to cause a disturbance, I suppose.

Like a gentle waterfall

 

[Syd]

I hooked up with a moderator once, well fifty times. When I found something a bit more than casual, they got the shits up and hacked my pms, send messages to all the females in there. Pics of a tiny penis.

So no, a root is not a root, sometimes you give them love , and they give you hell.

Been posting over at s00z's forum eh?