BBL BBL Match 29 Melbourne Renegades v Adelaide Strikers at the Adelaide Oval 1915 AEDT

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LOL good one! If it wasn’t Pattinson we were talking about here you almost couldn’t rule it out

But seriously what has he done?

I'm serious! Had leave from the bubble to go to his home town and got injured mowing the lawn!
 

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Oh ok, I seriously don’t know why I bother. Even the leading wicket taker for the tournament is getting trashed, despite just bowling a brilliant yorker to get a wicket. Starc is the best T20 pace bowler in the world but can occasionally get hit for a few, it happens in a T20 sometimes, the game is designed for batsmen.
The leading wicket taker doesn't mean he's the best bowler in the league, think people are just noting his flaws.
 
Thunder in BBL1

I reckon this Gades side is worse. The Thunder actually won 2 games in BBL01 whilst also having 2 batsman make tons. It was also a shortened season where everyone only played each other once. They were embarrassing in some of their losses but they didn’t lose any by ridiculous 100+ run thrashings
 
Yeah they sacked both boards and brought them under their control after the two played in the final, no surprise it’s been downhill since then. Lost all their major sponsors as well and they appointed the sh*t coaches.

What a shame. No surprise we are end up with 40 year old Tahir that can't get out and Rossouw.
 
I'm serious! Had leave from the bubble to go to his home town and got injured mowing the lawn!

Wait what?!?

I actually had to fact check this as I still thought you were taking the piss.

How in the actual * is that possible?
 
He fell whilst mowing the lawn...

How the * do you injure yourself falling whilst mowing a lawn? It is almost beyond belief and I still can’t believe that’s what’s happened. I can’t believe I’m only finding out about this now.

Might be time to hire a PI and find out of Patto is one of those guys that is trying to claim workers comp illegitimately
 

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Wait what?!?

I actually had to fact check this as I still thought you were taking the piss.

How in the actual fu** is that possible?

It's Pattinson! Anything is possible with him injuring himself!
 
How the fu** do you injure yourself falling whilst mowing a lawn? It is almost beyond belief and I still can’t believe that’s what’s happened. I can’t believe I’m only finding out about this now.

Might be time to hire a PI and find out of Patto is one of those guys that is trying to claim workers comp illegitimately
His lawn must have a few potholes
 
spiceman should be 100% opening for one reason - entertainment. He doesn't soak up deliveries, he just swings. its good tv.

I'm sure the Stars would rather be winning games just quietly.
 
How the fu** do you injure yourself falling whilst mowing a lawn? It is almost beyond belief and I still can’t believe that’s what’s happened. I can’t believe I’m only finding out about this now.

Might be time to hire a PI and find out of Patto is one of those guys that is trying to claim workers comp illegitimately

Hit a stormwater drain, but it does save him from visiting Sydney so maybe it’s not a bad move on his behalf 😉
 
Rauf comes back mid Jan, in time for some games on a real sized cricket ground!

Stars must be bringing in Rauf to open the batting so that they could have someone who is capable of making more runs than the specialist fieldsman they have there now in The Spice Rack


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Are any of these players gettable for the 'Gades in the off season after a major cleanout?
Can't imagine many of them would be getting paid stupid amounts.

Matt Short
Jake Weatherald (wishful thinking)
Max Bryant (wishful thinking)
Ben McDermott (wishful thinking)
Cam Bancroft
Sam Whiteman
Josh Inglis (wishful thinking)
Jordan Silk
Jason Sangha
Ollie Davies

Even a Jordan Silk and Sam Whiteman would improve us massively.
 
Hit a stormwater drain, but it does save him from visiting Sydney so maybe it’s not a bad move on his behalf

Pattinson would be one of those people that would clip his toenails and end up with an ingrown that somehow gets infected enough that he has to be out on a drip. He is a walking day surgery.
 

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