Preview Changes vs Collingwood @ MCG, Round 20, 2022
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Time for Tim Ginever's Collingwood joke.
The AFL decided to hold a survey into which club’s supporters had the highest IQ. Of course Port Adelaide supporters were the most intelligent. Collingwood supporters were the dumbest. Eddie McGuire hears about this and is incensed. He holds a rally to prove the survey wrong.
Thousands of Collingwood supporters turn up to prove Eddie’s point. Eddie called Joffa out of the crowd and tells the assembled masses that now he would prove the AFL survey was wrong. He asks Joffa “What’s 10 plus 10?” Joffa thinks about it a while and says “17?”.
Eddie grimaces and thinks ok that was too hard. The crowd chant “Give him another chance, give him another chance”. Eddie thinks ok, this should do and asks “What’s 5 plus 5?” Joffa thinks about it a while and says “8?”. Eddie shakes his head and the crowd chant “Give him another chance, give him another chance”.
Eddie thinks I’ll make this really simple. Alright, he has to get this right and asks “What’s 2 plus 2?” Joffa thinks about it a while and says “4?”. Eddie throws his fists up in victory and the crowd chant “Give him another chance, give him another chance”.
The AFL decided to hold a survey into which club’s supporters had the highest IQ. Of course Port Adelaide supporters were the most intelligent. Collingwood supporters were the dumbest. Eddie McGuire hears about this and is incensed. He holds a rally to prove the survey wrong.
Thousands of Collingwood supporters turn up to prove Eddie’s point. Eddie called Joffa out of the crowd and tells the assembled masses that now he would prove the AFL survey was wrong. He asks Joffa “What’s 10 plus 10?” Joffa thinks about it a while and says “17?”.
Eddie grimaces and thinks ok that was too hard. The crowd chant “Give him another chance, give him another chance”. Eddie thinks ok, this should do and asks “What’s 5 plus 5?” Joffa thinks about it a while and says “8?”. Eddie shakes his head and the crowd chant “Give him another chance, give him another chance”.
Eddie thinks I’ll make this really simple. Alright, he has to get this right and asks “What’s 2 plus 2?” Joffa thinks about it a while and says “4?”. Eddie throws his fists up in victory and the crowd chant “Give him another chance, give him another chance”.
Certain events in recent years have confirmed that Joffa can't count to 18.
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The umpires can no longer do their job as they have a split second to determine if the head high contact was the fault of the player or the fault of the tackler. Where the AFL/ employer doesn't care who's fault it is, rather they need to protect the head.
Murali was stood down from international cricket. The same needs to happen in this case, until the player can remedy his dangerous action.
What did Hayes do differently in the seconds.
Did he get more ball like coaches wanted or did he simply just tap the hitouts to his teammates like at AFL level
Did he get more ball like coaches wanted or did he simply just tap the hitouts to his teammates like at AFL level
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His enthusiasm is infectious. Do it Ports
5 contested marks & 2 goals I'd say
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In: T.McKenzie, X.Duursma, L.Jones
Out: T.Clurey (omitted), W.Drew (omitted), D.Houston (concussion), R.Bonner (HS Protocol)
Last week's sub: R.Bonner (replaced D.Houston)
Out: T.Clurey (omitted), W.Drew (omitted), D.Houston (concussion), R.Bonner (HS Protocol)
Last week's sub: R.Bonner (replaced D.Houston)
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Drew and Clurey. Didn't see that coming
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[3] Ryan Burton, [1] Tom Jonas, [12] Trent McKenzie
[33] Darcy Byrne-Jones, [21] Aliir Aliir, [36] Jase Burgoyne
[15] Karl Amon, [10] Travis Boak, [7] Xavier Duursma
[18] Zak Butters, [4] Todd Marshall, [24] Kane Farrell
[9] Robbie Gray, [22] Charlie Dixon, [2] Sam Powell-Pepper
[11] Jeremy Finlayson, [16] Ollie Wines, [20] Connor Rozee
[14] Miles Bergman, [19] Mitch Georgiades, [34] Lachie Jones, [41] Jed McEntee
EMG
[28] Willem Drew, [17] Tom Clurey, [44] Jackson Mead, [27] Brynn Teakle
[33] Darcy Byrne-Jones, [21] Aliir Aliir, [36] Jase Burgoyne
[15] Karl Amon, [10] Travis Boak, [7] Xavier Duursma
[18] Zak Butters, [4] Todd Marshall, [24] Kane Farrell
[9] Robbie Gray, [22] Charlie Dixon, [2] Sam Powell-Pepper
[11] Jeremy Finlayson, [16] Ollie Wines, [20] Connor Rozee
[14] Miles Bergman, [19] Mitch Georgiades, [34] Lachie Jones, [41] Jed McEntee
EMG
[28] Willem Drew, [17] Tom Clurey, [44] Jackson Mead, [27] Brynn Teakle
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Drew 
the only midfielder we have that actually does any defensive work. Keen to see how this goes considering our defence is a crap shoot already.
the only midfielder we have that actually does any defensive work. Keen to see how this goes considering our defence is a crap shoot already.
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Sorry but McKenzie is way better than Clurey and Duursma is way better than Drew. Good selections. Don't @ me fam.
Nah
The coaches are dumb
Last week was the week for Mckenzie, Clurey on Johnson, Jonas Degoey and AA on Cox/Cameron makes more sense
McKenzie is going to be slow on Johnson
Excited to see durrs in though
Maybe they gonna put SPP in the midfield. Bergman to half back and Lachie Jones to half forward…?
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