Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors Season 22 Team Thread - CONGRATS JAZNY B&F WINNER AND CLANGMAN MEDALLIST

[RedVest4]

Where do you think Dank is working now?

On an unrelated matter, my moustache can now bench-press 140kg...

How much would everyone love it if we started a Hawfs - Cats Shitfight in here...

 

[Frankston Rover]

How much would everyone love it if we started a Hawfs - Cats Shitfight in here...

Would go down faster than Hate at the Blue Oyster Bar...

 

[RedVest4]

Would go down faster than Hate at the Blue Oyster Bar...

 

[candiehappy]

I may or may not have sniffed some stuff on the weekend.

my haemorrhoids ?

 

[Packedlunch]

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SEASON 22 FIXTURE


Round 1 – Tuesday 26/7/16
West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Gold City Royals @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v Geelong Wolves @ Abdu Prison
Roys FFC v Dragons FFC @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v East Side Hawks @ Underground Stadium
Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 2 – Tuesday 2/8/16
Coney Island Warriors v Las Vegas Bears @ Van Cortlandt Park
Mt Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Roys FFC @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Dragon Island
Geelong Wolves v Fighting Furies @ The Lair
Gold City Royals v West Coast Wonders @The Golden Throne

Round 3 – Tuesday 9/8/16
Gold City Royals v Coney Island Warriors @ The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders v Geelong Wolves @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Dragons FFC @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v East Side Hawks @ Abdu Prison
Roys FFC v Mt Buller Demons @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

Round 4 – Tuesday 16/8/16
Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats @ Van Cortlandt Park
Las Vegas Bears v Roys FFC @ The Stadium In The Sky
Mt Buller Demons v Baghdad Bombers @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Fighting Furies @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v West Coast Wonders @ Dragon Island
Geelong Wolves v Gold City Royals @ The Lair

Round 5 – Tuesday 23/8/16
Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves v East Side Hawks @ The Lair
Gold City Royals v Mt Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders v Las Vegas Bears @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Sin City Swamprats @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v Roys FFC @ Abdu Prison

Round 6 – Tuesday 30/8/16
Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v Baghdad Bombers @ Underground Stadium
Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies @ The Stadium In The Sky
Mt Buller Demons v West Coast Wonders @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Gold City Royals @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v Geelong Wolves @ Dragon Island

Round 7 – Tuesday 6/9/16
Coney Island Warriors v Geelong Wolves @ Van Cortlandt Park
Dragons FFC v Gold City Royals @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v West Coast Wonders @ Waverley Park
Fighting Furies v Mt Buller Demons @ Punt Road
Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers @ The Stadium In The Sky
Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Brunswick Junction Oval - "The FattyLumpkin Memorial Match" *
* Match moved to BJO at request of Rats and Roys.

Round 8 – Tuesday 13/9/16
Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bombers @ Van Cortlandt Park
Fighting Furies v Roys FFC @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Sin City Swamprats @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Mt Buller Demons @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v East Side Hawks @ Dragon Island

Round 9 – Tuesday 20/9/16
East Side Hawks v Coney Island Warriors @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Dragons FFC @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v Geelong Wolves @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Gold City Royals @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v West Coast Wonders @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

Round 10 – Tuesday 27/9/16
Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies @ Van Cortlandt Park
West Coast Wonders v Baghdad Bombers @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Sin City Swamprats @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Mt Buller Demons @ Waverley Park

Round 11 – Tuesday 4/10/16
Mt Buller Demons v Coney Island Warriors @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Hawks @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Dragons FFC @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Geelong Wolves @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bandits v Gold City Royals @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v West Coast Wonders @ Punt Road

Round 12 – Tuesday 11/10/16
Coney Island Warriors v West Coast Wonders @ Van Cortlandt Park
Gold City Royals v Fighting Furies @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Baghdad Bombers @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Roys FFC @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Sin City Swamprats @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears @ Snow Dome

Round 13 – Tuesday 18/10/16
Las Vegas Bears v Coney Island Warriors @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Mt Buller Demons @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v East Side Hawks @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Dragons FFC @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Geelong Wolves @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Gold City Royals @The Colosseum

Round 14 – Tuesday 25/10/16
Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves v West Coast Wonders @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Fighting Furies @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Baghdad Bombers @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Roys FFC @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v Sin City Swamprats @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 15 – Monday 31/10/16 (Melbourne Cup Week)
Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Mt Buller Demons @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v East Side Hawks @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Dragons FFC @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Geelong Wolves @ The Golden Throne

Round 16 – Tuesday 8/11/16
Dragons FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Geelong Wolves @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Gold City Royals @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v West Coast Wonders @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Fighting Furies @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Brunswick Junction Oval

Round 17 – Tuesday 15/11/16
Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC @ Van Cortlandt Park
Baghdad Bombers v Sin City Swamprats @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Las Vegas Bears @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Mt Buller Demons @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v East Side Hawks @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Dragons FFC @ The Lair

What a bunch of spuds.

Who did you and Dapper have to blow to get this cushy draw Woosh?

Ps I'm assuming I must have been busy the day you approached Benwah to photoshop the team jumper?

 

[Wosh]

What a bunch of spuds.

Who did you and Dapper have to blow to get this cushy draw Woosh?

Ps I'm assuming I must have been busy the day you approached Benwah to photoshop the team jumper?

Oh yea..you were my first choice for any shoopings but we didn't want to make the other teams look worse than they already do so we decided to keep your skills under wraps till our match threads.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Oh yea..you were my first choice for any shoopings but we didn't want to make the other teams look worse than they already do so we decided to keep your skills under wraps till our match threads.

Genius ploy

 

[Packedlunch]

How much would everyone love it if we started a Hawfs - Cats Shitfight in here...

I think we can all excercise our maturity here and leave those shenanigans for the bay Vesty.



..... Hawks would win though

 

[Packedlunch]

Oh yea..you were my first choice for any shoopings but we didn't want to make the other teams look worse than they already do so we decided to keep your skills under wraps till our match threads.

Benwah83 did a bang up job by the way. Clearly a key component in Dapper being voted sexiest mammal alive!

 

[DapperJong]

hahahhahaha

 

[zackah]

What a bunch of spuds.

Who did you and Dapper have to blow to get this cushy draw Woosh?

Ps I'm assuming I must have been busy the day you approached Benwah to photoshop the team jumper?

I did suggest trolling you as to why you were not asked to do the honours.

True story

 

[toxic]

Benwah83 did a bang up job by the way. Clearly a key component in Dapper being voted sexiest mammal alive!

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I like how you shopped some pants on dapper

The bare back king

 

[Freofalcon]

Nice work Woosh.

I'm drunk and you know, * it.

I love you guys.

 

[David Schwarz]

Nice work Woosh.

I'm drunk and you know, **** it.

I love you guys.

Do you work in IT as well!?

 

[Freofalcon]

Do you work in IT as well!?

Work and IT are mutually exclusive words.

I got a like from Jazny

Are you a warrior now ?

 

[David Schwarz]

Work and IT are mutually exclusive words.

I got a like from Jazny

Are you a warrior now ?

If a like from Jazny is the initiation, Wooshette has competition as supreme leader

 

[Freofalcon]

If a like from Jazny is the initiation, Wooshette has competition as supreme leader

I always like seeing likes from Jazny. You too, DS.

That Packedlunch though. He can get stuffed.

 

[Jazny]

I always like seeing likes from Jazny. You too, DS.

That Packedlunch though. He can get stuffed.

Packedlunch only likes my melts, he is a pretty horrible liker.

 

[Freofalcon]

Packedlunch only likes my melts, he is a pretty horrible liker.

I'm joking, of course.

I've had the pleasure of hugging the man.

So soft and squishy.

 

[Packedlunch]

Packedlunch only likes my melts, he is a pretty horrible liker.

That's not true I like all your team change posts as well and now that you're a knee weakeningly sexy member of the Hawfie/warrior combo you will feel the full force of my goo!

 

[David Schwarz]

Packed liking posts is a good sign you're not someone that can't change a tyre*

*not baying on SFA

 

[Benwah83]

Does our team get drug tested? I may or may not have sniffed some stuff on the weekend. It will of course, make my performance very good.

You will undoubtedly be drug tested. The consequences of being found to be clean are quite severe, so make sure you load up with whatever dubious powders or fluids you can get your hands on. I have Michael Talia's phone number if you need it?

Benwah83 did a bang up job by the way. Clearly a key component in Dapper being voted sexiest mammal alive!

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And this is why we kept your shooping powder dry for the season proper Can't go letting this A-grade material out of the bag before the real games start!

 

[Freofalcon]

That's not true I like all your team change posts as well and now that you're a knee weakeninly sexy Hawfie/warrior combo you will feel the full force of my goo!

Haha.

I just noticed Jazny is going for Hawthorn this week.

 

[Jazny]

That's not true I like all your team change posts as well and now that you're a knee weakeningly sexy member of the Hawfie/warrior combo you will feel the full force of my goo!

Haha.

I just noticed Jazny is going for Hawthorn this week.

I give up, they are the best team

 

[BigJoeD_]

So we really upped the floggery levels in the offseason, huh?
I like it