Official Team Thread East Side Phoenix :: Season 33 :: We Rise Again #riseup

[Chipmunk]

Sounds shady to me.

 

[Proper Gander]

i’m nott entirely sure, but let’s just sit back and enjoy the ride!

The word ‘not’ traditionally has just the one t. But I like that you’re always pushing the envelope, skinny arms

 

[philreich]

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I'm guessing he's not a Collingwood fan - too many teeth.

 

[Shermy]

Shermy sitting comfortably in middle ground.

I'm used to getting the pity vote and not getting anything more after that. Not sure what to do with the rest of these votes

 

[Dingster]

I'm used to getting the pity vote and not getting anything more after that. Not sure what to do with the rest of these votes

I play unaccountable qooty. I need you to cover when I pay no respect to my opponent!

 

[Shermy]

I play unaccountable qooty. I need you to cover when I pay no respect to my opponent!

We are meant to be accountable? huh, the more you know.

 

[philreich]

WTF is this por_please_ya? I've seen shorter Bollywood movies.

Even the script of Home and Away moves faster than this.

 

[Proper Gander]

Even the script of Home and Away moves faster than this.

Did I imagine it or did you just out yourself as someone familiar with the script from Home and Away?

 

[Dingster]

We are meant to be accountable? huh, the more you know.

Chipmunk are our mids two way runners or a bunch of self entitled flogs?

 

[Dingster]

Even the script of Home and Away moves faster than this.

 

[philreich]

Did I imagine it or did you just out yourself as someone familiar with the script from Home and Away?

My wife watches it - I leave the room.

 

[Chipmunk]

Chipmunk are our mids two way runners or a bunch of self entitled flogs?

I sent them some tapes of Toby Greene and left them to it.

 

[Matera92]

 

[Braklet]

Oh NOW you show up, we’ve already been partying for agessssss Strigs! Must be about time for Braklet to drop in and have a drink too!

What? Booze?! Count me in!

 

[Zevon]

Evening all. Seems I and a few thousand others were tagged here against our will. In a few lines or less, please tell me… what have I missed?

 

[Braklet]

Yeah . Makes premium seem like a waste

C'mon, poor Chief has mouths to feed.

 

[Chief]

Also, how *ed is bigfooty with the ads now?

What ads are you seeing? Anchor ad should be gone. Might have two or three ad units on a page like before.

 

[Chief]

Yeah . Makes premium seem like a waste

You have platinum and you're seeing ads?

 

[Proper Gander]

My wife watches it - I leave the room.

Uhuh

 

[Agent93]

*Note: for newcomers to the Festival of the Biggie this will take a couple of days to complete. It will also be done at a relaxed pace.

* yes it will.

 

[Agent93]

Am I winning anything tonight

Nah. Nah.

 

[Agent93]

YOTC Plate

The YOTC plate is named for legendary forward YOTC , who holds the leading goals per game average for the club. It is awarded to the leading goal scorer of the club for the season. Fittingly as it is the most obvious award we'll get it done early instead a poor attempt at building suspense over the rest of the season recap, although sadly he lost out on the Fred on the final day.

Congratulations to Itsmyshow who wins the YOTC plate with 84 (EIGHTY-FOUR) goals!

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No ******* way. Congrats Itsmyshow!

 

[Agent93]

WTF is this por_please_ya? I've seen shorter Bollywood movies.

Relax Ding, it's a festival. Don't waste yourself on day one and spend the rest of the weekend in a tent with a hangover.

 

[Agent93]

Also, what do all these numbers mean, cap?

Allow me. Since S25 East Side QC have used a play ratings metric in a bid to not give the best in sim each season to a midfielder. Notably last season's winner was the team's CHB, eth-dog. Congratulations on your win mate.

The metric ranks each player's game based on the positions they played in with points awarded for useful stats in that position, as well as the number of goals conceded, whether or not you beat your opponent, and goal shooting accuracy.

 

[Agent93]

Evening all. Seems I and a few thousand others were tagged here against our will. In a few lines or less, please tell me… what have I missed?

The pre-cursor to our inevitable misery.