Famous Commentary One Liners

[Michaelg]

I know it wasn't a footy line but Peter Landy's introduction of tennis player Sue Dix as "Sue *****" was a classic.

It was Leanne D1ck, she was Miss Australia that year, he called her C*ck, and it was Sandy Roberts. Otherwise correct in every detail.

 

[Jabber]

It was Leanne D1ck, she was Miss Australia that year, he called her C*ck, and it was Sandy Roberts. Otherwise correct in every detail.

 

[Dean3]

Jack again:

"There goes Bartlett...he's older than he's ever been."

 

[Blue Boyz]

Trent Sutton (guy from school who constantly reffers to himself in the 3rd person)

- Sutton...One bounce.....and a second.......a third bounce now.....Don't tell me.....Could it be......It is.....this is unbeleivable......SUTTON.....SUTTON.......SUTTON SETS SAIL FOR HOME .....YESSSSSSSS......HE'S KICKED IT!!!!!

Billy Picken champion Magpie CHB of the 70's and 80's use to gee himself up by saying out aloud "Go Billy" when going for a mark!!!!

 

[Yianni]

There is no justice in football. That is the look on the face of Mick Martyn, the master all day, and this match will be remembered for THIS kick.

Commetti - 1994 PF