Podcast Finals Week 1 - Cockwombling Numbnut nominations

[NikkiNoo]

There are just too many for this week, so I need some help to collate them all. If you have a nomination for something stupid done in the AFL since Tuesday last week, post your nomination and I'll collate them for tomorrow nights Tuesday Night Live CrowCast.

I think there will be a number of different ones related to Port and all are welcome to be mentioned. They might get collated into one big nomination for the club, or some might be strong enough to compete for this weeks award on their own. Have at it!

Edit: ROFL BF edits C o c k w o m b l e to silly fellow

 

[Scorpus]

Ken Hinkley for not selecting Jackson Trengove
Ken Hinkley for letting a 13 point lead in extra time slip away
Ken Hinkley for his after game press conference stating he was proud of the effort
David Koch for slamming his players after the loss
Chad Wingard for kicking to an uncontested Jeremy McGovern twice in the last extra time period
Jared Polec for high tackling Luke Shuey
Robbie Gray for winging about the high free kick when he ducks all the time
Patrick Ryder for getting towelled up by a cooked Petrie in the final quarter

And finally

Port Adelaide in general for losing that match in the way they did

 

[NikkiNoo]

Ken Hinkley for not selecting Jackson Trengove
Ken Hinkley for letting a 13 point lead in extra time slip away
Ken Hinkley for his after game press conference stating he was proud of the effort
David Koch for slamming his players after the loss
Chad Wingard for kicking to an uncontested Jeremy McGovern twice in the last extra time period
Jared Polec for high tackling Luke Shuey
Robbie Gray for winging about the high free kick when he ducks all the time
Patrick Ryder for getting towelled up by a cooked Petrie in the final quarter

He only kicked to him once. The first time was to Barrass.

 

[LiquidCrow]

Ken Hinkley - 13 points up in Extra Time and losing the game; also selecting Jarman Impey and not Trengove.
David Koch - for his post game spray of the players
Chris Scott - bewildering non selection of Daniel Menzel

 

[Vhaluus]

Chris Scott for bitching about playing at (one of) their home ground, the MCG.

 

[Scorpus]

Collingwood for signing Mason Cox for three more years. What the * are they thinking?

 

[Bovo]

West Coast - Not taking the game on when they had opportunity. Nearly caused me a heart attack. Nearly....

 

[Bovo]

Port supporters - Not bothering to turn up to the game. They must be the only club in the AFL who brags about a high membership who does not rock up to games.

 

[Crow-eater]

The creator of this thread on the main board. (Not really ~AFL~ but still)

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/taylor-tex-walker-on-the-gold-coast.1176958/

 

[Samcro24]

Kornes for sooking hard over the free kick and childish twitter retorts

 

[GreyCrow]

KT ' we would have had more attend but the China trip meant some of our supporters couldnt afford the ticket'' (paraphrase)on 5aa

 

[Jars458]

Kane Cornes for pushing the re-sign Hinkley bandwagon. He is not a journo but a fan.

 

[Jars458]

Tex for those budgie smugglers.

 

[GreyCrow]

Tex for those budgie smugglers.

No missing pieces though

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Richmond FC for their lap of honour

 

[dude316]

NikkiNoo macca23 feenix67 Peter J

 

[TexForPM]

He only kicked to him once. The first time was to Barrass.

Was gov, 2nd one he punched it over the line

 

[GreyCrow]

NikkiNoo macca23 feenix67 Peter J

Yeah but who won???????

 

[TexForPM]

Kane Cornes for being whinging schmuck.
http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/afl-puts-kane-cornes-on-notice-for-diving-20100420-srpx.html
Robbie and whingegard do it most games

 

[Scorpus]

Yeah but who won???????

The winner is always Daniel Day-Lewis

 

[feenix67]

Surely Chris Scott (coach of number 1 ducker and shrugger) gets a vote for his effort on 360 tonight. When asked if he felt it was a free to Shuey, Scott said "last year it was, but this year we were told that if the player being tackled causes the high contact, it would be called play on, so it should have been play on".

Kudos to Whateley, Robbo and Richardson for keeping straight faces in the ensuing 5 seconds of disbelieving silence!

 

[GreyCrow]

Mark 'Choco' Williams is spewing

Williams told SEN Afternoonsthat the umpires didn’t apply the rules correctly.
“That made me vomit,” he said.
“I understand Luke Shuey is a very good player, I understand he’s very smart – he picked the right time to do exactly what I might have done too.
“But it made me vomit because it is not a free.

“The umpires and the AFL have come and tried to say (that it was correct). There is no chance that is a free.

“It’s the same as a dive.”

 

[Samcro24]

Mark 'Choco' Williams is spewing

Williams told SEN Afternoonsthat the umpires didn’t apply the rules correctly.
“That made me vomit,” he said.
“I understand Luke Shuey is a very good player, I understand he’s very smart – he picked the right time to do exactly what I might have done too.
“But it made me vomit because it is not a free.

“The umpires and the AFL have come and tried to say (that it was correct). There is no chance that is a free.

“It’s the same as a dive.”

What did Shuey do exactly? Move?

The tackle was high from the start. Didn't need much help to make it obvious. Can't see the dive half these blokes are carrying on about.

 

[Bovo]

What did Shuey do exactly? Move?

The tackle was high from the start. Didn't need much help to make it obvious. Can't see the dive half these blokes are carrying on about.

I am sure it is Sheuy's fault that The Big Dix sprayed two easy shots in the last quarter too! Come on. This was like the Swans game for us. We could not kick straight and had a 50 that was debatable and lost in the same way. At the end of the day bad kicking is bad football.

 

[GreyCrow]

What did Shuey do exactly? Move?

The tackle was high from the start. Didn't need much help to make it obvious. Can't see the dive half these blokes are carrying on about.

I think it was a free. My first instinct was ' thats high' and I'm sure the umpire thought the same. Shuey didnt drop until after the high tackle.

I could be wrong but I thought the 'shrug rule' was for those who drop down and not in a forward motion.