Folklore: stories you're not sure about

[eggtardo]

I thought it was that he got caught 'taming the beast' in his car near a school.

that was Brodie Holland

 

[lamaros]

https://theholybootsfootballemporium.com/2015/05/05/windy-hill-essendon/

It happened, just found this. No mention of the score though but it was barely a proper game and probably hammed up so it's not that remarkable.

Windy Hill looks great in summer, always had a love/hate relationship with summer in Essendon and Moonee Ponds, sun coming straight off all those 40s-to-80s bricks everywhere.

It was a pre-season muck around 6 v 6 thing for publicity. It wasn't a game in any way that you asked. Maybe I should have given you a better effort response, but I CBF.

 

[carnthedons]

McChins, Quarters and Caro shared a Sunday roast about 30 years back allegedly

 

[HairyO]

Buddy's 100 in a year, a year after his 100.

Pretty sure he got those numbers every year including after he moved to Sydney. Even uses his pad in Bondi which is bold.

 

[Damon_3388]

Best thing Clark ever did at Melbourne.

Better than being the club's leading goalkicker in 2012, on the back of just 11 games?

 

[gordo2016]

1997 Dogs v Crows Prelim
A Crows supporter threw an apple at James Cook as he was lining up for goal - hit him in the leg causing a nasty corky
Cost us the bloody game!!!

It was thrown just as he kicked the ball. It did not really cost them the game though, they had well and truly enough chances after that to win.

 

[00Stinger]

In the 80's Dermie fell off the bed while having vigorous relations and did some damage to his equipment?

An unrelated story, Dermie played with broken ribs, kicked 11, wearing a protective vest said to contain blown up condoms for padding?

Is there real tensions between Dermie and Dunstall, or do they just enjoy mocking each other?

Just enjoying mocking each other

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[Sentinel]

Tom Scully leaving the Dees after Maxy Gawn vomited on him in the China game all those years ago. Although the contract from the Giants probably helped a bunch too.

From memory the entire China trip was notorious for the Demons players running riot after the game with copious amounts of booze. If I recall correctly, it was also partially to blame for Liam Jurrah's downfall.

Fortunately for this thread - there was Melbourne's decision to go on the trip, which resulted in Gawn spewing on Scully, who in turn decided he'd leave the club, which then opened up enough cap space for the Dees to pick up Mitch Clarke, which allowed him into their rooms to fart in Brad Green's face. The butterfly effect in action, it's a wonderful thing.

 

[00Stinger]

Strange, someone told me Jobe Watson won one

Best thing Clark ever did at Melbourne.

I knew his mrs at the time.
She was hot as *. That picture does her a grave injustice

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[Aramis]

As if there's not already enough reasons to love The King as a Queensland fan, putting away sandra - an absolute goddess - would just top it all off.

Pretty liberal use of the term goddess if you ask me... She's a 6/10 at best.

 

[PhatBoy]

Pretty liberal use of the term goddess if you ask me... She's a 6/10 at best.

If you're rating that '6/10 at best' you have problems

 

[Aramis]

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If you're rating that '6/10 at best' you have problems

One good photo doesn't make someone a goddess, albeit that is a very nice photo.

as I said... 6/10 at best.

 

[PhatBoy]

One good photo doesn't make someone a goddess, albeit that is a very nice photo.

I could have put any one of about 50 there.

There's not a lot of things I wouldn't do to her/let her do to me.

 

[Aramis]

I could have put any one of about 50 there.

There's not a lot of things I wouldn't do to her/let her do to me.

Horses for courses I suppose!

Side note: thoughts on Bec Maddern?

 

[PhatBoy]

Horses for courses I suppose!

Side note: thoughts on Bec Maddern?

I would let her pee on me if she asked nicely.

Great sort.

 

[Aramis]

I would let her pee on me if she asked nicely.

Great sort.

Needs to wear some more low cut outfits on the footy show, thats one sure way to up the ratings!

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Needs to wear some more low cut outfits on the footy show, thats one sure way to up the ratings!

I assume that was said in jest, but it's criminal that the 2 biggest stars of the footy show are kept hidden away.

 

[ChesterTreasure]

that was Brodie Holland

Pretty sure Doro got caught in his car soloing on the skin flute outside a girl's school at pickup time.

 

[Lionheart182]

From memory the entire China trip was notorious for the Demons players running riot after the game with copious amounts of booze. If I recall correctly, it was also partially to blame for Liam Jurrah's downfall.

Fortunately for this thread - there was Melbourne's decision to go on the trip, which resulted in Gawn spewing on Scully, who in turn decided he'd leave the club, which then opened up enough cap space for the Dees to pick up Mitch Clarke, which allowed him into their rooms to fart in Brad Green's face. The butterfly effect in action, it's a wonderful thing.

Like sands through the hourglass.

Pretty sure that game was at the end of the regular season so the Dees and Lions apparently used it as an unofficial end of season trip. Not sure what the AFL were thinking in that regard really.

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Jennifer keyte, Johnny Diesel and a champagne bottle.

Coke bottle

 

[eggtardo]

Pretty sure Doro got caught in his car soloing on the skin flute outside a girl's school at pickup time.

Oh Doro definitely had a case to answer about his tryst with Mrs Palmer but Brodie was the one outside a school......or one of those windsor smith blllboards of himself.

 

[RedWhite&Blue]

It was thrown just as he kicked the ball. It did not really cost them the game though, they had well and truly enough chances after that to win.

I was being sarcastic about it costing us the game... everyone knows that Romero cost us the game by playing a week after dislocating his shoulder... that and Jarman

 

[Old M8]

I like when people post 5 words alluding to a great story.

Seriously what's the *in point, spit it out ffs.

 

[mr bagcroft]

I threw the full beer from the animal cage at Moorabbin that clocked Gary Sidebottom clean in the skull in the early 80's. Not one of my finest moments,but a bloody brilliant shot from around 30 metres out,even if he was t the intended target.

 

[Captain Morgan]

I threw the full beer from the animal cage at Moorabbin that clocked Gary Sidebottom clean in the skull in the early 80's. Not one of my finest moments,but a bloody brilliant shot from around 30 metres out,even if he was t the intended target.

Who were you aiming for ?