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Holden of course.

Ford - Found On a Rubbish Dump:p

or Federation Of Recylced Datsuns:D

either way Fords are crap.
 

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Nice to see the poll reflecting what we already know..that Holden is THE australian car. What's that old jingle..meat pies..etc etc and Holden cars.
 
Here are some FORD jokes I found:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORD AND A SHOPPING CART?
a shopping cart is a lot easier to push

HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD?
Fill it with Petrol

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE IF YOU HAD 100 FORD TRUCKS AND ONE HOLDEN?
You would have a junk yard and a tow truck

HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT TO A FORD?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards

WHAT'S WORSE THAN DRINKING FROM THE TOLIET?
Driving a Ford

HOW COME FORD MAKES TRACTORS AND HOLDEN DONT?
Because Holden cant get one to run that slow

WHATS ONE GOOD THING ABOUT FORDS?
they stop peoples tools from rusting

WHAT DOES THE GT STAND FOR ON A MUSTANG?
Glue together

WHAT DID THE HOLDEN SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?

WHY ARE THERE FOOTPATHS BESIDE STREETS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home

WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS AND CARS MORE AERODYNAMIC?
So they will save the Holdens petrol when they tow them away.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
To push his Ford back into the shop

WHY DIDN'T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
His Ford got stuck

WHY DOES THE NEW F SERIES HAVE LARGER BUMPERS?
It makes it easier on the tow truck

WHY DO FORDS NEED MAGNETIZED BUMPERS?
They need something to pick up the parts that fall off along the way.

WHAT BUMPERSTICKER SHOULD FOR OWNERS HAVE?
honk if anything falls off

WHAT DO FORD OWNERS SAY ALOT?
That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory
From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.
 

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Here are some FORD jokes I found:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORD AND A SHOPPING CART?
a shopping cart is a lot easier to push

HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD?
Fill it with Petrol

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE IF YOU HAD 100 FORD TRUCKS AND ONE HOLDEN?
You would have a junk yard and a tow truck

HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT TO A FORD?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards

WHAT'S WORSE THAN DRINKING FROM THE TOLIET?
Driving a Ford

HOW COME FORD MAKES TRACTORS AND HOLDEN DONT?
Because Holden cant get one to run that slow

WHATS ONE GOOD THING ABOUT FORDS?
they stop peoples tools from rusting

WHAT DOES THE GT STAND FOR ON A MUSTANG?
Glue together

WHAT DID THE HOLDEN SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?

WHY ARE THERE FOOTPATHS BESIDE STREETS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home

WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS AND CARS MORE AERODYNAMIC?
So they will save the Holdens petrol when they tow them away.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
To push his Ford back into the shop

WHY DIDN'T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
His Ford got stuck

WHY DOES THE NEW F SERIES HAVE LARGER BUMPERS?
It makes it easier on the tow truck

WHY DO FORDS NEED MAGNETIZED BUMPERS?
They need something to pick up the parts that fall off along the way.

WHAT BUMPERSTICKER SHOULD FOR OWNERS HAVE?
honk if anything falls off

WHAT DO FORD OWNERS SAY ALOT?
That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory
From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.
Says a lot about Holdens then, if such a heap of crap can come 1,2,3 in Bathurst!
 

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