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Fantasy Footy Notice Image Round 7
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Holden.
Really, correct me if im wrong but didn't ford come 1,2,3 in bathurstHolden

Says a lot about Holdens then, if such a heap of crap can come 1,2,3 in Bathurst!Here are some FORD jokes I found:
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORD AND A SHOPPING CART?
a shopping cart is a lot easier to push
HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD?
Fill it with Petrol
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE IF YOU HAD 100 FORD TRUCKS AND ONE HOLDEN?
You would have a junk yard and a tow truck
HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT TO A FORD?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards
WHAT'S WORSE THAN DRINKING FROM THE TOLIET?
Driving a Ford
HOW COME FORD MAKES TRACTORS AND HOLDEN DONT?
Because Holden cant get one to run that slow
WHATS ONE GOOD THING ABOUT FORDS?
they stop peoples tools from rusting
WHAT DOES THE GT STAND FOR ON A MUSTANG?
Glue together
WHAT DID THE HOLDEN SAY TO THE FORD?
Would you like a tow home?
WHY ARE THERE FOOTPATHS BESIDE STREETS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home
WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS AND CARS MORE AERODYNAMIC?
So they will save the Holdens petrol when they tow them away.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
To push his Ford back into the shop
WHY DIDN'T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
His Ford got stuck
WHY DOES THE NEW F SERIES HAVE LARGER BUMPERS?
It makes it easier on the tow truck
WHY DO FORDS NEED MAGNETIZED BUMPERS?
They need something to pick up the parts that fall off along the way.
WHAT BUMPERSTICKER SHOULD FOR OWNERS HAVE?
honk if anything falls off
WHAT DO FORD OWNERS SAY ALOT?
That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory
From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.
Yeah and Holden's best chance didn't even finish the race.Says a lot about Holdens then, if such a heap of crap can come 1,2,3 in Bathurst!
Holden of course.
Ford - Found On a Rubbish Dump
or Federation Of Recylced Datsuns
either way Fords are crap.

Race day and championship points leaderboard suggests otherwiseor ****ed on race day!![]()