Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Nate7]

All the water gone ...yes.

Now Dunny Budgies everywhere.

First time I heard the phrase being used I was in Briagolong on my way to the Sale Cup. Must be a universal term.

 

[Gasometer]

First time I heard the phrase being used I was in Briagolong on my way to the Sale Cup. Must be a universal term.

Yes all over Victoria

 

[Saintly35]

Put a wine glass out last night and forgot to bring in.

Wind knocks over and smashes, now with my old Ridgeback (not the one in my pic) walking on it.

Massive cut in paw and house carpet covered in blood this morning. Bloody hell

 

[Saintly35]

 

[Gasometer]

You just sit on the floor to watch tele?

 

[Gasometer]

Mate could not come to a BBQ lunch at our place because of vomiting hangover. Spent all day yesterday cleaning up...mowing...pool treated...the works. Rings at 10am not coming....barfffff.

So Grumpy Olds...wat have you had to turn down because of a hangover...in your life time?

 

[Saintly35]

You just sit on the floor to watch tele?

Dogs enjoy tele more than I do. It's still bleeding a bit but reckon should be fine

 

[Dodecahedron]

Wife is playing a screeching falsetto Usher song in the house over and over and over again. I'm going to mow the lawn just to get away from the hideousness. I'll say that again. Mowing the lawn FFS

 

[D23D]

Mate could not come to a BBQ lunch at our place because of vomiting hangover. Spent all day yesterday cleaning up...mowing...pool treated...the works. Rings at 10am not coming....barfffff.

So Grumpy Olds...wat have you had to turn down because of a hangover...in your life time?

Nothing. I've always soldiered on. Especially once I found out that hair of the dog actually works.
Sure, the first drink goes down like there's fish hooks in it but after that, all good.
I've done this more times than I should admit and truly, I have never had another hangover after the second day.

 

[Hojuman]

Mate could not come to a BBQ lunch at our place because of vomiting hangover. Spent all day yesterday cleaning up...mowing...pool treated...the works. Rings at 10am not coming....barfffff.

So Grumpy Olds...wat have you had to turn down because of a hangover...in your life time?

Plenty

Ahhhh.......the foolishness of youth.

 

[Gasometer]

Plenty

Ahhhh.......the foolishness of youth.

Old mate is 51 years old

 

[ferball]

Mate could not come to a BBQ lunch at our place because of vomiting hangover. Spent all day yesterday cleaning up...mowing...pool treated...the works. Rings at 10am not coming....barfffff.

So Grumpy Olds...wat have you had to turn down because of a hangover...in your life time?

I once played in a footy team that made a GF. The night before the game over half the team decided it would be a good idea to go to a ****en doof and get well and truly on it. Whatever it may have been at the time.

So I had to turn down a flag cos of a hangover. Well several hangovers, and none of them were mine.

The campaigners.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Put a wine glass out last night and forgot to bring in.

Wind knocks over and smashes, now with my old Ridgeback (not the one in my pic) walking on it.

Massive cut in paw and house carpet covered in blood this morning. Bloody hell

Thanks for the Pic Saintly ! Now I'm pretty sure what my dog has most of . He was a pound special & they said he was a Labrador cross. But now I think he's mainly Ridgeback

anyway, really mellow dog who's great with kids and other dogs even if he is the size of a Shetland pony. So Im a lucky guy

 

[Gasometer]

Thanks for the Pic Saintly ! Now I'm pretty sure what my dog has most of . He was a pound special & they said he was a Labrador cross. But now I think he's mainly Ridgeback

anyway, really mellow dog who's great with kids and other dogs even if he is the size of a Shetland pony. So Im a lucky guy

Woof is a little campaigner.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Mate could not come to a BBQ lunch at our place because of vomiting hangover. Spent all day yesterday cleaning up...mowing...pool treated...the works. Rings at 10am not coming....barfffff.

So Grumpy Olds...wat have you had to turn down because of a hangover...in your life time?

my mum organised a photo session for the morning after my graduation party at University

In every photo I looked like one of the Adams family.
!

 

[jimandphilbadge]

So Grumpy Olds...wat have you had to turn down because of a hangover...in your life time?

This was something a mate bought up last week as the night before his recent wedding I forogt I'm not 22 anymore and tried to keep pace with the kids from work. I looked like Weekend At Bernies for much of the wedding day.
In my single days, I missed a lunch and subsequent chance with the dream girl from uni, the lads from uni still bring that up when we have our rare catchups! Sadly in my binge drinking late 20s / early 30s I missed a few mates bbqs and attendance of NMFC games here and there. I know I'm getting grumpy and old because I pulled the brake on free drinks at the work Christmas party on Saturday as a lunch with old mates I rarely see these days was organised Sunday, and I knew I needed to be functional for that. I still love a beer, but as Grumpy Old kicks in time is more precious and valuable, nothing irritstes me more than if I have a day long hangover..... That said sometimes the payoff is the price for a good night out! But yeah, I know I'm getting old when the day after enters my mind when the next shout comes up.

 

[Dodecahedron]

This was something a mate bought up last week as the night before his recent wedding I forogt I'm not 22 anymore and tried to keep pace with the kids from work. I looked like Weekend At Bernies for much of the wedding day.
In my single days, I missed a lunch and subsequent chance with the dream girl from uni, the lads from uni still bring that up when we have our rare catchups! Sadly in my binge drinking late 20s / early 30s I missed a few mates bbqs and attendance of NMFC games here and there. I know I'm getting grumpy and old because I pulled the brake on free drinks at the work Christmas party on Saturday as a lunch with old mates I rarely see these days was organised Sunday, and I knew I needed to be functional for that. I still love a beer, but as Grumpy Old kicks in time is more precious and valuable, nothing irritstes me more than if I have a day long hangover..... That said sometimes the payoff is the price for a good night out! But yeah, I know I'm getting old when the day after enters my mind when the next shout comes up.

I had Jim and Phil badges when I was a kid. Loved those blokes. Listened to every game on radio from Ballarat.
I was a rubbish forward pocket in Year 10, but my on-field nickname on field was "Krakouer" because I scrambled 1 or 2 goals a game and I wasn't Caucasian. In the past there was no political correctness so I wore the nickname like a badge of honour.

 

[Firestarter]

Melbourne supporter claims our financials will be effed in 2019.

AFL will still be bankrolling their entire coaching department until 2021.

 

[blackshadow]

Mick Jagger...73.

Partners 29 yr old.

Nekminit baby.

Wtf.

It's called sex...

 

[blackshadow]

Wife is playing a screeching falsetto Usher song in the house over and over and over again. I'm going to mow the lawn just to get away from the hideousness. I'll say that again. Mowing the lawn FFS

A mate of mine was the tour photographer for an usher tour a couple of years ago - from what he tells me he's far more hideous as a human being than his music is... and that's saying something.

 

[KiwiRoo]

A mate of mine was the tour photographer for an usher tour a couple of years ago - from what he tells me he's far more hideous as a human being than his music is... and that's saying something.

Who's Usher ?

 

[Firestarter]

Who's Usher ?

He reminds me of a girl that I once knew.

 

[Massive Unit]

Mate could not come to a BBQ lunch at our place because of vomiting hangover. Spent all day yesterday cleaning up...mowing...pool treated...the works. Rings at 10am not coming....barfffff.

So Grumpy Olds...wat have you had to turn down because of a hangover...in your life time?

Sadly, I had to knock back a shag! I was supposed to be driving out to Bairnsdale (about 4 hours away) to spend the weekend housesitting with this lovely young lady. Night before, I went out with a couple of mates with the intention of having a quiet one. Crawled in at 4am absolutely shattered.

I gave said young lady a call at about 10am to say that I was still in bed, not legally capable of operating a motor vehicle and probably wouldn't be in a condition to for several hours. She understandably was not happy and suggested that I should do to myself what she was hoping I'd do to her.

Campaigner mates!!

 

[blackshadow]

Sadly, I had to knock back a shag! I was supposed to be driving out to Bairnsdale (about 4 hours away) to spend the weekend housesitting with this lovely young lady. Night before, I went out with a couple of mates with the intention of having a quiet one. Crawled in at 4am absolutely shattered.

I gave said young lady a call at about 10am to say that I was still in bed, not legally capable of operating a motor vehicle and probably wouldn't be in a condition to for several hours. She understandably was not happy and suggested that I should do to myself what she was hoping I'd do to her.

Campaigner mates!!

Been there done that!

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[KiwiRoo]

He reminds me of a girl that I once knew.

better that than Meat loaf I guess

having said that, I still have no clue who Usher is........ I haven't seen a music video on the telly since Nirvana were around.. MTV put me right off..then Rap & Hip hop came along (and if I want my ear drums assaulted I'll listen to the wife) so not really up with the play !