Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Arden]

Complainig about Melbourne transport!

Could be worse we could live in the second most livable city in the World...

Exactly. Come to Brisbane, where in this world of unemployment, the government has had to cancel rail services because they don't have enough train drivers.

 

[ferball]

19 mate

I know, its on your profile, and you mentioned it before. I was gonna go all Victor Meldrew on you and turn that rant above into something about young people these days but i had a senior moment and lost my train of thought. Oh well.

 

[ferball]

It's electrickery! That's how they get the voices into the tellingbone.

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Catweazel. Awesome. If you (or your kids) didn't see this on tv you're probably too young for this thread. #Ageism

 

[ferball]

Old enough to having woman problems

 

[Kimbo]

Catweazel. Awesome. If you (or your kids) didn't see this on tv you're probably too young for this thread. #Ageism

I actually have this T Shirt. Sa sa sa.

Back says "Nothing works!"

 

[ferball]

Unreal.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

Thanks very much to all who gave me advice RE the car accident.

I really do appreciate it and have read everyone's posts, I just haven't had time to reply to them due to work and other things going on.

I haven't forgotten and will reply to all messages as soon as I can!

 

[Gasometer]

Christmas Lunch.

Is there a more over rated meal of the year?

One great big hassle up my arse about who's bringing wat...cooking wat...

 

[blackshadow]

Christmas Lunch.

Is there a more over rated meal of the year?

One great big hassle up my arse about who's bringing wat...cooking wat...

You really are a grumpy ****!

What's not to love about pork and turkey with baked veg, lashings of gravy and a heap of quality booze?

 

[Gasometer]

You really are a grumpy ****!

What's not to love about pork and turkey with baked veg, lashings of gravy and a heap of quality booze?

Nothing.

It's the indecision....the bickering...about whose doing wat amongst 12 people

 

[Samsquanch]

Christmas Lunch.

Is there a more over rated meal of the year?

One great big hassle up my arse about who's bringing wat...cooking wat...

Maybe, gasso go somebody else's place for Christmas lunch?

 

[Gasometer]

Maybe, gasso go somebody else's place for Christmas lunch?

Gaso stay at your place.

True....true.

 

[Gasometer]

Woof has realised human hands give her what she wants...pats...food...walks...all that.

Woof has now a new toy/BFF with that being a rubber horror hand from Halloween.

Woof sits with hand.

Woof carries hand in mouth.

Woof sleeps with hand in bed.

...a nice story for the day.

Now, back to who the **** is bringing dessert....

 

[Samsquanch]

Woof has realised human hands give her what she wants...pats...food...walks...all that.

Woof has now a new toy/BFF with that being a rubber horror hand from Halloween.

Woof sits with hand.

Woof carries hand in mouth.

Woof sleeps with hand in bed.

...a nice story for the day.

Now, back to who the **** is bringing dessert....

You want trifle or chocolate ripple cake?

 

[Nate7]

Christmas Lunch.

Is there a more over rated meal of the year?

One great big hassle up my arse about who's bringing wat...cooking wat...

Solution? Avoid family, inlaws and anyone else you DGAF about and go o/s! I'm heading to a holiday island just out of Auckland.

 

[Gasometer]

You want trifle or chocolate ripple cake?

I like both.

 

[Gasometer]

Who remembers Melrose Place?

Sidney is in Pretty Little Liars showed Mrs Gaso.


Still hot.

 

[big_e]

Made the mistake of clicking the button that says "Show Ignored Content"....

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Who remembers Melrose Place?

Sidney is in Pretty Little Liars showed Mrs Gaso.

Still hot.

Was Sidney the redhead? I have a thing for redheads.

 

[Gasometer]

Was Sidney the redhead? I have a thing for redheads.

Yes

 

[see see]

Just been for a walk along Chapel St. Since when did dressing head to toe in exercise gear overtake jeans and black/white t-shirts as the official Prahran/South Yarra poseur uniform?

 

[Twinkletoes]

Just been for a walk along Chapel St. Since when did dressing head to toe in exercise gear overtake jeans and black/white t-shirts as the official Prahran/South Yarra poseur uniform?

Since bloody Active Wear became the uniform for everyday activities among the latte set.

 

[Gasometer]

Not as good as the uniform of the Greater Katamatite Region...


Flannel.

 

[Gasometer]

Lindt chocolate balls v Ferrero Rocherre chocolate balls.

Lindt always wins

 

[Greater Gattsby]

Just been for a walk along Chapel St. Since when did dressing head to toe in exercise gear overtake jeans and black/white t-shirts as the official Prahran/South Yarra poseur uniform?

Surely that isn't a complaint?