Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[blackshadow]

I mean obviously We Built This City is the worst song of the 80s. Don Henley gave it a run with pretty much anything he released but a special shout out to Dirty Laundry for extra self indulgent shitness.

What makes it even worse is that Jefferson Airplane made such masterpieces as Somebody to Love and White Rabbit only to degenerate to the utter shitness of We Built this City.



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[Gasometer]

We Didn't Start The Fire was the 90s, right? Because that is truly the apotheosis of shit songs, forming a nexus of multidimensional awfulness from uninspired "melody" to dull arrangement to self-aggrandizing banality to simply being Billy ******* Joel.

Made Billy rich...er

 

[Gasometer]

What makes it even worse is that Jefferson Airplane made such masterpieces as Somebody to Love and White Rabbit only to degenerate to the utter shitness of We Built this City.


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Wat he said

 

[Gasometer]

So wat do you get your wife for Xmas when I barely had a clue 3 weeks ago for her birthday?

More than grumpy on this point.

Flabberdisgustipated

 

[blackshadow]

So wat do you get your wife for Xmas when I barely had a clue 3 weeks ago for her birthday?

More than grumpy on this point.

Flabberdisgustipated

Has she got a sybian?

:stern look:

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[Gasometer]

Has she got a sybian?

:stern look:

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Aren't pet monkeys illegal in Australia.

I saw two baby Orangutan freed from the black market this morning on the news... $27k each.

Nope...cant afford a Symbian.

 

[blackshadow]

Aren't pet monkeys illegal in Australia.

I saw two baby Orangutan freed from the black market this morning on the news... $27k each.

Nope...cant afford a Symbian.

Lose the m lol

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[Gasometer]

Lose the m lol

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Simimian...auto correct ffs

 

[Massive Unit]

I am a bit grumpy today.

Only 144 Australians bought Redfoos album in 2016.

144 individuals.

Poor Redfoo

That's 143 more than I would have thought. I'm pretty sure Redfoo would have bought one himself as he's a flog!

 

[Le Grille]

That's 143 more than I would have thought. I'm pretty sure Redfoo would have bought one himself as he's a flog!

Can't believe he's berry Gordy's kid


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[KiwiRoo]

So wat do you get your wife for Xmas when I barely had a clue 3 weeks ago for her birthday?

More than grumpy on this point.

Flabberdisgustipated

women are hard to buy for !..I've got my wife those beauty salon vouchers before and she enjoys that. Organises a day with her friends and off they go to drink wine, get pampered and complain about their husbands..

 

[Le Grille]

Buy her a flotation tank session


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[Le Grille]

complain about their husbands..

Mrs 80 doesn't need a day out to do that


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[KiwiRoo]

What makes it even worse is that Jefferson Airplane made such masterpieces as Somebody to Love and White Rabbit only to degenerate to the utter shitness of We Built this City.



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loved Grace Slicks voice !
not sure who the clown was singing on We built this city ..but he should be killed immediately

 

[KiwiRoo]

Matthew Wilders ..Break my Stride used to get on my T%Ts big time back in the 80's !

 

[Le Grille]

Boomtown Rats.....dross


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[Gasometer]

Round 2....The 1990s.

Girl I am gonna make you sweat.

So undecided all these years later wtf this song is about...is it Benny Hill giggle shit or something sinister...or somewhere in between.

"And if you cry-eye I will give you some more push it push it some more...^

You cannot be SERIOUS.

 

[Hojuman]

Buy her a flotation tank session


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Dropped a " tab " one day before jumping into one of those.

 

[Gasometer]

Dropped a " tab " one day before jumping into one of those.

'Altered states' movie at Hojy place on all the time.

 

[Hojuman]

What makes it even worse is that Jefferson Airplane made such masterpieces as Somebody to Love and White Rabbit only to degenerate to the utter shitness of We Built this City.



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Grace Slick. One of the great " rock " front ladies pre-starship.

 

[Hojuman]

'Altered states' movie at Hojy place on all the time.

Had one for that movie too. Not all that it was cracked up to be ( movie that is )

 

[chugginon]

So wat do you get your wife for Xmas when I barely had a clue 3 weeks ago for her birthday?

More than grumpy on this point.

Flabberdisgustipated

Well, if I was a lady wife, I wouldn't mind being given a box of those ... umm. chocolates in the gold wrapping.. can't think .. oh yes, Ferrero whatever. Or , as was posted above .. a day out somewhere like Daylesford Spa. :0 Have heard it very nice for a girls day out ./ Might be expensive , though . Long way from K'tite South

 

[muttley45]

Was finishing up the Xmas shopping and my pen ran out of ink, went into the Chinese bargain/hardware/$2 shop and all they had were these little beauties, combined Torch, Laser, and Ballpoint pen, and the torch/laser are super powerful, don't know how long until battery runs out but for $2.50, bargain, bought 2

 

[Gasometer]

Was finishing up the Xmas shopping and my pen ran out of ink, went into the Chinese bargain/hardware/$2 shop and all they had were these little beauties, combined Torch, Laser, and Ballpoint pen, and the torch/laser are super powerful, don't know how long until battery runs out but for $2.50, bargain, bought 2

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But do they blow up Planets?

 

[see see]

I was more into the work of Jacko.

Me Brain Hurts or GTFO.