Lads. Brethren. North Melbourne alumni.
I need some advice.
My future mother in law has a duck problem with them infiltrating and leaving droppings in the swimming pool.
Covers aren’t an option and we’ve tried everything else on the net.
Anyone have an idea of what may work or something left field? Getting a dog and shooting them have been ruled out.
There is only one option, a full size cut out of the original Duck - Wayne ‘duck’ Carey . The ducks will shit themselves and leave the area