Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[DuckYeah]

Is anyone else sick of ordering scrambled eggs and getting that shitty ‘tornado omelette’ crap?
That’s not scrambled eggs, if I wanted an omelette I’d order one.

Amen brother! Every cafe restaurant cook thinks they are Heston Blementhal. They are overpriced and overrated

 

[DuckYeah]

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Looks like shit. Looks about $26? I’d throw that back over the pass if someone served that shit up

 

[Samsquanch]

I’m here waiting to see if the Preseason Sook Show gets merged into this thread

That better not bloody happen or I'll be pretty grumpy.

I was thinking about creating a thread for the perpetual whinging but the thing is, we know when we are grumpy. The moaning fraternity, like the pathologically stupid, think that they are normal.

 

[Gasometer]

That better not bloody happen or I'll be pretty grumpy.

I was thinking about creating a thread for the perpetual whinging but the thing is, we know when we are grumpy. The moaning fraternity, like the pathologically stupid, think that they are normal.

It’s more the niggling of everything related to North

 

[koshari]

Missus lit the fire in the house the other day it was freezing and smoked out the house, just checked the heater and removed 2 buckets of creosote.

that will do it!

 

[DuckYeah]

Missus lit the fire in the house the other day it was freezing and smoked out the house, just checked the heater and removed 2 buckets of creosote.

that will do it!

Send a small child up the flue?

 

[koshari]

Send a small child up the flue?

Wanna be excetionallt small to fit yp a 4" flue...

Anyway it was all at the bottom. 4 months of it falling down caucght on the damper rod.

 

[ferball]

Did they have those sea creature thingies as well that were advertised in comics?

Kids have got some in the bathroom right now.

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[ferball]

Missus lit the fire in the house the other day it was freezing and smoked out the house, just checked the heater and removed 2 buckets of creosote.

that will do it!

Keep that stuff clean. It's a real fire risk.


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[DuckYeah]

Wanna be excetionallt small to fit yp a 4" flue...

Anyway it was all at the bottom. 4 months of it falling down caucght on the damper rod.

Thats a very small flue…

 

[Samsquanch]

Watching cricket on prime. I just found out that there's an Australian version of The Office.

Based on the ads it looks like a disaster.

 

[koshari]

Another election and another airport rail link promise.

 

[Hojuman]

Another election and another airport rail link promise.

Only been 54 years.

 

[koshari]

Only been 54 years.

Doubt i will see it in my life

 

[Nate7]

Next week I'm having a crane out to block a major road and remove a tree.

Haven't told my neighbours yet.

 

[koshari]

Next week I'm having a crane out to block a major road and remove a tree.

Haven't told my neighbours yet.

Remember, sometimes begging for forgiveness trumps asking for permission.

 

[DuckYeah]

Chief ya website is cooked again. You click notifications icon, then click it again to close it and it takes off into the next dimension. Its 2025 pal, shouldn’t be that hard

 

[koshari]

Chief ya website is cooked again. You click notifications icon, then click it again to close it and it takes off into the next dimension. Its 2025 pal, shouldn’t be that hard

meanwhile another day and another time i have to click never remind me of this again for the push notifications....

seems never really isnt such a long time.

 

[Chief]

You click notifications icon, then click it again to close it and it takes off into the next dimension. Its 2025 pal, shouldn’t be that hard

I am not sure what you mean by this.

Notifications icon: the bell?
"takes off into the next dimension" - Cab you describe what happens?

 

[Chief]

meanwhile another day and another time i have to click never remind me of this again for the push notifications....

seems never really isnt such a long time.

It operates off your cookies.

If you clear your cookies, or log in on a different browser, the message will display again.

 

[DuckYeah]

I am not sure what you mean by this.

Notifications icon: the bell?
"takes off into the next dimension" - Cab you describe what happens?

Yeh click on, then click off to remove (the same icon) and it cracks the shits harder than Mrs Duck when I havent mowed the lawns

 

[Chief]

Yeh click on, then click off to remove (the same icon) and it cracks the shits harder than Mrs Duck when I havent mowed the lawns

Sorry that doesn't help at all.

 

[Samsquanch]

P plate dickheads... Not another car parked I the street for 200 metres.

 

[Lomas]

P plate dickheads... Not another car parked I the street for 200 metres.

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Not a mark on the add ons for the tools. Poor kid is probably first day on the job.
That being said, short chain through the wheel and those eyeholes will teach a lesson.

 

[Samsquanch]

Not a mark on the add ons for the tools. Poor kid is probably first day on the job.
That being said, short chain through the wheel and those eyeholes will teach a lesson.

Would a bit of rebar work?


No signwriting of any kind on the ute. I suspect it is a friend of the mafia bloke next door's kid but an NDIS bloke visiting the bloke over the road to do some maintenance parked his ute across our driveway a few weeks ago. I found him and got him to move. He moaned and said I could have reversed onto the nature strip to get around his ute.

I am not reversing the Lambo over the curb mate! But the Ram would probably not even feel the bump.