Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

Molly's review...1980...

Bob Segar...Against the Wind
Motels...Total control
BLONDIE...Call me
The Sports. ..Steve Cummins
Billy Joel..Glass Houses
TOTO..99
POLICE...Sting sore voice...cancelled 4 shows

 

[Gasometer]

10...Coward of the County
8...Rupert Holmes..Escape...gagf
6...Kristie Allen...hot then...hot now
4. Another brick in the wall...Floyd's
3. CAPT and Tenile
1. Crazy little thing Queen

 

[Twinkletoes]

Holidays??? Far out you must have a 9-5 CBD based position.

I haven't had a break longer than 3 weeks since 1991 so it's been a long time coming. Of course some f***ing A/C would've been nice though FFS.

 

[see see]

Doing the newspaper quiz with Mrs see see and one of the questions was "who invaded Spain in 711?" Of course, I replied "the MOOPS". She didn't get it. I then explained that it was from the Bubble Boy episode of Seinfeld, to which she replied "Never did like that show, not funny."

How did I not know this before we got married?

 

[Arden]

Doing the newspaper quiz with Mrs see see and one of the questions was "who invaded Spain in 711?" Of course, I replied "the MOOPS". She didn't get it. I then explained that it was from the Bubble Boy episode of Seinfeld, to which she replied "Never did like that show, not funny."

How did I not know this before we got married?

I would have thought that her man hands would have been enough of a signal.

 

[blackshadow]

Doing the newspaper quiz with Mrs see see and one of the questions was "who invaded Spain in 711?" Of course, I replied "the MOOPS". She didn't get it. I then explained that it was from the Bubble Boy episode of Seinfeld, to which she replied "Never did like that show, not funny."

How did I not know this before we got married?

I have the full box set on DVD for when you need to start the re-education program.

 

[Gasometer]

Doing the newspaper quiz with Mrs see see and one of the questions was "who invaded Spain in 711?" Of course, I replied "the MOOPS". She didn't get it. I then explained that it was from the Bubble Boy episode of Seinfeld, to which she replied "Never did like that show, not funny."

How did I not know this before we got married?

Grounds for divorce

 

[big_e]

Be sure to tell her: it's not you, it's me.

 

[Hojuman]

Doing the newspaper quiz with Mrs see see and one of the questions was "who invaded Spain in 711?" Of course, I replied "the MOOPS". She didn't get it. I then explained that it was from the Bubble Boy episode of Seinfeld, to which she replied "Never did like that show, not funny."

How did I not know this before we got married?

Have you seen her dance ? ? ?

 

[Gasometer]

Have you seen her dance ? ? ?

NTTAWWT with that dance.

 

[Hojuman]

NTTAWWT with that dance.

There is everything wrong with it ! Even George was flabbergasted.

 

[see see]

Have you seen her dance ? ? ?

Unfortunately, that looks more like my style of dancing.

There is everything wrong with it ! Even George was flabbergasted.

He was speechless. He was without speech.

 

[Arden]

Be sure to tell her: it's not you, it's me.

I'm not sure Dolores will appreciate that.

 

[Dodecahedron]

See see should build his wife a sauna then tell her "It's like a sauna in here".

 

[Twinkletoes]

How did I not know this before we got married?

I presume she passed the light change test on your first date way back when?

 

[Gasometer]

See see should build his wife a sauna then tell her "It's like a sauna in here".

I bet see see wears a Puffy Jacket to North games in winter....and claims cold water for shrinkage when Mrs See see sees the tackle...

 

[see see]

I bet see see wears a Puffy Jacket to North games in winter....and claims cold water for shrinkage when Mrs See see sees the tackle...

Spot on. I'm the one in the crowd yelling "Avast ye Kangas" when we start using too much handball.

 

[big_e]

Spot on. I'm the one in the crowd yelling "Avast ye Kangas" when we start using too much handball.

The see see was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I'm the one in the crowd yelling "Avast ye Kangas"

I was going to suggest that you were rooting rather loudly but I aren't sure if you can say that on BF.

 

[Arden]

Gaso is 'The Jimmy' of BigFooty.

 

[jimandphilbadge]

Gaso is 'The Jimmy' of BigFooty.

With his good mate IUB filling the Kenny Bania role.

 

[Gasometer]

Gaso is 'The Jimmy' of BigFooty.

Gaso lold.

 

[ferball]

Doing the newspaper quiz with Mrs see see and one of the questions was "who invaded Spain in 711?" Of course, I replied "the MOOPS". She didn't get it. I then explained that it was from the Bubble Boy episode of Seinfeld, to which she replied "Never did like that show, not funny."

How did I not know this before we got married?

Smart lady your missus.

(BTW How's your young fella going?)

Happy New Year you lot.

This year looks like being ****ed already so i hope the footy gives me something to smile about.

 

[Kanga Glory]

its suppose to be the summer of george

 

[KiwiRoo]

Smart lady your missus.

(BTW How's your young fella going?)

Happy New Year you lot.

.

isn't this a grumpy thread ?..no need for that sort of remark in here !

ps grumpy New Year to you too Ferball