Smartys Power
Brownlow Medallist
Were you watering your yuccas a trifle too enthusiastically?Sorry mate, what was that?
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Were you watering your yuccas a trifle too enthusiastically?Sorry mate, what was that?
Like the desert?Were you watering your yuccas a trifle too enthusiastically?
About a quarter to eleven mateIS THIS A NEW EXPANSION BID?
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You know what you can do, don't ya.You are stuck in an eternal time loop.....
And we are still laughing about it.
Thanks for not tagging me. Cheers.We – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – ended up sleeping in Yakker’s present environment. That is to say, his Christmas tree room.
He wasn’t happy about it, and he did a little rhythmic jig to show it, but he came around – by which, of course, I mean Yakker came around the corner into the Christmas tree room before bed, with Rice Krispies squares and Tang. By "Tang", I don't mean manangatang, of course – he was already in the present environment. That is to say, Yak’s Christmas tree room.
We all slept terribly. TERRIBLY.
Terribly well, that is – like a collective log.
Not a literal log, of course. Logs, unlike manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com, are not sentient.
After meeting so many new friends in such a short period of time, manangatang and I felt we needed a stroll around the local lake to clear our heads.
Of course, I’m referring here to clearing our head chefs; the two chefs from our favourite restaurant were on trial that same day, and we needed to provide evidence to clear them.
And we did – extraordinarily well.
But we also felt like we needed to freshen up, so we left our dear friends Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power and cats2rise from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com to tickle their whiskers in Yakker’s Christmas tree room – which they did – whilst we went for a stroll.
On our way out, mang noticed that the doorknob was a little loose. If there’s one thing mang is passionate about, it’s strolling. But he also enjoys doorknobs, so he noted this to Yakker.
mang said, “Yak, this doorknob is loose.”
Yak said, “sorry mate, what was that?”
It was a beautiful morning, with not a cloud in the sky.
At least, not a visible cloud – statistically, it was likely there was a cloud in the sky somewhere – and manangatang mused to that effect.
He said, “my dear friend ‘Less, statistically, it’s likely there is a cloud in the sky somewhere.”
And I nodded, for I, too, thought that, statistically, it was likely there was a cloud in the sky somewhere.
We did lap after lap after lap of the lake – just two friends, walking, and talking and eating (we had, of course, brought several almond croissants with us).
We eventually returned to Yakker’s present environment – that is to say, his Christmas tree room – and simply couldn’t believe what we were seeing.
We just simply couldn’t believe it.
And so we didn’t. We set off again for another lap of the lake, and the scene when we returned the second time was much more pleasant and wholesome.
You see, our friends Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power and cats2rise from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com were playing a game of the popular card game UNO™.
But there was one other new friend, and we – that’s manangatang and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – immediately recognised them as GWS Goose from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com.
mang said, “GWS Goose, a most pleasant surprise! I simply didn’t expect to see you here.”
And that’s when our dear friend cats2rise explained. I’ll tell you exactly what cats2rise said.
cats2rise said, “mang, when you said ‘Yak, this doorknob is loose’, Yakker thought you said, ‘Yak, make sure you play a game of the popular card game UNO™ with GWS Goose.’”
It was a hilarious mix-up, and the nine of us – that’s manangatang, Yakker, Marlowe, BLUEALLTHRU, por_please_ya, Smartys Power, cats2rise, GWS Goose and Headless from the online anonymous text-based football discussion forum bigfooty.com – are still laughing about it now.
~~~ to be continued ~~~
I keep hitting refresh because I have no life!
Interesting insight from the guy who may time for several hundred posts a week
You were there, mate!I keep hitting refresh waiting to find out what happens next!
Interesting insight from the guy who may time for several hundred posts a week
Oof is another one which has been ignored...fat chance, Agent93 and I have been trying to get a 'hurrr' react for years!
Is it oof or ooft?Oof is another one which has been ignored...
I have cried to every instalment so far as they are beautiful
I like the balance.oof when it happens to you, ooft when it happens to someone else