TheShardMan
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- Jun 28, 2018
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So last night my missus tells me her favourite uncle, a mid 60s bachelor, is selling up everything in Albany and moving to Thailand.
All I said in a joking manner was, 'How do you know he's not a pervert?'
She went right off! Called me a dick, said I disrespected her family, bla, bla, bla, it was uncalled for and asked me to apologise. I said it was just a joke! Get stuffed, I'm not apologising.
Since she was so determined to argue I said, 'Did I call him a pervert? Nope. I asked you a question. I didn't label him. Ur the one assuming. So maybe u think he's a pervert.'
U can imagine what came after. The wailing and shouting would've woken the dead. I sat there quietly, staring and wondering how long she was gonna keep it up.
I'll admit, at any moment I could have apologised and been done with it. But why tf should I?
Finally she looked at me and said, 'So what do you have to say?'
By now i was frustrated with her overreaction. First off it was a joke. Just a passing remark. And you'd think after 3 yrs together she'd get my stupid harmless humour.
She replied with, you know he's like a 2nd dad to me, why do u have to say things like that? Is that what u really think?
This back and forth continued for a few minutes before I added,
'Hey, I'm just saying what everyone's thinking. How many single retired men do u know move to Asia for the sights? Ask 100 ppl and 99 will agree with me.'
Yeah so that didn't go down too well.
'F U! Uncle Frank is not a pedo! Don't u spread s**t about my family!'
Which I responded with, 'I didn't say he was a pedo. I asked u if he was a pervert. Maybe he just likes sex with females there cos he can pay for it. Doesnt mean he likes underaged girls.'
Yea, so here I am on my crappy sofa in the shed. I really think she overreacted to a stupid passing comment. I didn't smear her family, it was a stupid joke and only the 2 of us were there to hear it.
Not once did I raise my voice. And it's only after she kept going on and on that I said stuff I knew would piss her off.
Such a stupid, pointless bust up. And what's worse is ill probably cave and apologise cos it's not worth it. Uncle Frank the pervert isnt exactly the hill I want to die on.
If that's the case I should've just said sorry right at the start and saved all this bs.
What do y'all think? Is it really my fault? Am I a dick? Should I apologise?
All I said in a joking manner was, 'How do you know he's not a pervert?'
She went right off! Called me a dick, said I disrespected her family, bla, bla, bla, it was uncalled for and asked me to apologise. I said it was just a joke! Get stuffed, I'm not apologising.
Since she was so determined to argue I said, 'Did I call him a pervert? Nope. I asked you a question. I didn't label him. Ur the one assuming. So maybe u think he's a pervert.'
U can imagine what came after. The wailing and shouting would've woken the dead. I sat there quietly, staring and wondering how long she was gonna keep it up.
I'll admit, at any moment I could have apologised and been done with it. But why tf should I?
Finally she looked at me and said, 'So what do you have to say?'
By now i was frustrated with her overreaction. First off it was a joke. Just a passing remark. And you'd think after 3 yrs together she'd get my stupid harmless humour.
She replied with, you know he's like a 2nd dad to me, why do u have to say things like that? Is that what u really think?
This back and forth continued for a few minutes before I added,
'Hey, I'm just saying what everyone's thinking. How many single retired men do u know move to Asia for the sights? Ask 100 ppl and 99 will agree with me.'
Yeah so that didn't go down too well.
'F U! Uncle Frank is not a pedo! Don't u spread s**t about my family!'
Which I responded with, 'I didn't say he was a pedo. I asked u if he was a pervert. Maybe he just likes sex with females there cos he can pay for it. Doesnt mean he likes underaged girls.'
Yea, so here I am on my crappy sofa in the shed. I really think she overreacted to a stupid passing comment. I didn't smear her family, it was a stupid joke and only the 2 of us were there to hear it.
Not once did I raise my voice. And it's only after she kept going on and on that I said stuff I knew would piss her off.
Such a stupid, pointless bust up. And what's worse is ill probably cave and apologise cos it's not worth it. Uncle Frank the pervert isnt exactly the hill I want to die on.
If that's the case I should've just said sorry right at the start and saved all this bs.
What do y'all think? Is it really my fault? Am I a dick? Should I apologise?