Food, Drink & Dining Out Is it edible?

[ManWithNoName]

Got halfway through a Mars Bar yesterday at work before I finished for the day. Left without taking it with me. It's still on my desk this morning. Took a bite, tastes fine, but there's some crunchy bits. Do I push on?

 

[Kahuna]

Is this a serious question?

 

[lions_den]

Is this a serious question?

Could be a "read in between the lines" thread with the Mars Bar* reference, but I just can't see it.


*shitload of homo

 

[ManWithNoName]

Is this a serious question?

I am quite bored. Not enough people complaining about their power or gas.

 

[pezz]

 

[Kahuna]

As mentioned, mine and Gus's housemate is a giant pussy.

Me and Gus are tough, im tougher obviously.

To prove our toughness, me and Gus decided to make something rank and eat it.

This is what we did,

Fried some apple,
Added some canned tuna
Tomato Sauce
Vegemite
Cheese
Ham
Mint Sauce
Lemon
Oil
Youghurt
Random spices

Smashed it down fancy style with a toothpick,

said housemate was no impressed, he video taped it, would put it on here but he doesnt talk to us anymore and we dont talk to him.

Also spoonfuls of vegemite are a constant test of manliness.

 

[pezz]

Sounds pretty good actually kahuna

 

[smiddaz123]

Why does you housemate even live with you guys anymore.

 

[Crimson Azure]

You know how I know...

 

[Kahuna]

We honestly dont know why he hasn't found some depressed people to live with him, me and Gus are pretty cheerful, this probably adds to his hate.

He tells his rents that he likes living with us, such a crock of shit, he hides all emotions and just sooks about it.



@pezz, it would of been better if we warmed it up, eating it stoned cold wasn't the greatest idea.

 

[the emergency]

doooo eeeeeet

 

[krusden]

Got halfway through a Mars Bar yesterday at work before I finished for the day. Left without taking it with me. It's still on my desk this morning. Took a bite, tastes fine, but there's some crunchy bits. Do I push on?

i think so.

as long as there's not a rat or mouse problem at your work and you're satisfied a hungry cleaner hasn't sampled it you'll be fine.

 

[xamol]

As mentioned, mine and Gus's housemate is a giant pussy.

Me and Gus are tough, im tougher obviously.

To prove our toughness, me and Gus decided to make something rank and eat it.

This is what we did,

Fried some apple,
Added some canned tuna
Tomato Sauce
Vegemite
Cheese
Ham
Mint Sauce
Lemon
Oil
Youghurt
Random spices

Smashed it down fancy style with a toothpick,

said housemate was no impressed, he video taped it, would put it on here but he doesnt talk to us anymore and we dont talk to him.

Also spoonfuls of vegemite are a constant test of manliness.

Looking forward to seeing this on taste.com.au

 

[aaronm46]

devour

 

[power09]

We honestly dont know why he hasn't found some depressed people to live with him, me and Gus are pretty cheerful, this probably adds to his hate.

He tells his rents that he likes living with us, such a crock of shit, he hides all emotions and just sooks about it.

The whole situation is pretty strange, and im still not sure where it all went wrong, how was he back around the start of the year?

 

[pezz]

Got halfway through a Mars Bar yesterday at work before I finished for the day. Left without taking it with me. It's still on my desk this morning. Took a bite, tastes fine, but there's some crunchy bits. Do I push on?

Anyone seen manwithnoname since this post?

Hopehesnotdead.jpg

 

[lards]

Anyone seen manwithnoname since this post?

Hopehesnotdead.jpg

vale manwithnoname

wasn't he the guy who complained about the four characters?

 

[cmndstab]

To answer the OP, the Mars Bar is fine. It's not going to go off overnight, it's a massive bar of preservatives.

 

[pezz]

Vale

6 unnamed soldiers

 

[Gus]

mars bar should be fine to eat, those crunchy bits were probably just bugs or something that had crawled onto it trying to get the sugar.

 

[ManWithNoName]

vale manwithnoname

wasn't he the guy who complained about the four characters?

I'm coming back from the dead just to deny this. How dare you slander my name thus!

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

My parents used to own a shop, back in 91 or so. Closed it down, converted to a home-office.

In 94, they sold the house, and I was responsible for packing up all the old boxes of shop stuff (receipts, old magazines*, etc). In the corner, behind other boxes of stuff were four pristine cartons - Mars, Snickers, Milky Way and Bounty.

All were years out of date.

They underwent a stringent taste-test.

Mars - Slightly white chocolated - hard instead of chewy (like a chilled one). Normal taste.
Snickers - Looked normal. Very soft (no peanut 'crunch'). Better than normal.
Milky Way - Completely White - very bland.
Bounty - I think the coconut might have gone off, was mushy inside and extremely bitter.

They were 2-3 years out of date though. 1 day (now 10) sitting in a wrapper on your desk? Go for it.

 

[Prem87]

haha you lived to tell the tale. All processed foods have a lot of preservatives in them, so a day old Mars bar...do it.