I've returned from the future

[Demon 16]

Jack Watts actually looks younger than he did a couple of weeks ago in the HUN. Amazing.

Someone posted this photo of him on Demonolgy on tuesday - looking much bigger..

 

[Mr Rude]

Someone posted this photo of him on Demonolgy on tuesday - looking much bigger..

Hell Yea, looking like a man! Cant wait for him to take those shitmond bitches to the cleaners next year.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Nice thread here Chopper... lots of enticing images, but needs more Wonaeamirri

 

[Demon 16]

 

[CM Sean]

Ouch. That's gotta hurt (Hurt Wona33 and his request I mean lol)

 

[Goobernutty]

Rocky XI: Rocky3D? Anything? Even Rambo 5 would do.

 

[Deefolt]

UM WTF... i just got this in an e-mail... chopper did you actually make this? if so i know your name... possibly or someone knows about bigfooty who works in insurance with my Dad lol.


THAT IS COMICAL...

 

[chopper41]

UM WTF... i just got this in an e-mail... chopper did you actually make this? if so i know your name... possibly or someone knows about bigfooty who works in insurance with my Dad lol.


THAT IS COMICAL...

Yeah. Made every bit of it.......I mean, I took the photos in the future.

What did you get in an email? Maybe Pm me.

 

[Deefolt]

There you go chopper, My Dad is a huuuge fan of it. Finds it really funny, so congrats.

That demon is bloody brilliant (the hun pic) but what is written on the side of it in place of wedge?

 

[chopper41]

There you go chopper, My Dad is a huuuge fan of it. Finds it really funny, so congrats.

That demon is bloody brilliant (the hun pic) but what is written on the side of it in place of wedge?

Thanks mate. Nice to hear.

Thats my signature. 'Brocker', my last name. I did that a couple of months ago at the Herald Sun with Mark Knight. He did the Geelong one this year. Had a 5 week internship there in late September and worked on that with him while he was doin the Saints and Cats posters. Was f###in awesome experience.

 

[juddsentant517]

. How's the Carlton tall stock looking?

 

[Goobernutty]

Rocky XII: Son of Rocky? Anything at all? Anything?

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Ouch. That's gotta hurt (Hurt Wona33 and his request I mean lol)

Quite so Comrade. Even if only for the sake of pathos, a more stirring and inspiring image is demanded here

 

[Demon 16]

 

[chopper41]

Rocky XII: Son of Rocky? Anything at all? Anything?

What about Rocky X: Rocky In Space? Has that come out yet.

Well Rocky in space was pretty good. Not great...but good enough. The kind of movie ya glad that ya managed to swindle a concession price. Just wasn't worth full admission. Now, Son of Rocky, there's a movie. By far his Rockiest adventure yet. My personal favourite though is Rocky XV: Rock off.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30754625&id=1077184912

Amazing story. After the decline of boxing world wide, boxing administrators joined forces with the PSRL (Paper scissors rock league) in hope to regain some fans. As always, Balboa has an obstacle to over come. In the past it's been Mr.T, Dolph Lungren, the English language, but in Rocky XV he must over overcome the greatest of all. Bert Newton. That's right, ole moon face is back....and he's pissed off. They end up in a title fight, only to discover the inherent problem with combining boxing and a rock off. Ya can only do a rock in boxing gloves.

Feel good movie of the year if ya ask me.

 

[demons64]

"Rock Off"...a bloody classic. You are a genius!!

 

[Demon 16]

Chopper that is f**ing hilarious. Bravo to you sir!

 

[chopper41]

Here's the premiership coach.

well.....it looks like I might have been talking porky pies here. Sorry.

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

I've returned from the year 2024. Richmond has won six straight flags. The MFC folded before the start of the season when it emerged that they'd been secretly doping the players between the 2006 elimination-final and 2013, and the club got sued into oblivion. It also emerges that they were over the salary cap when they signed Chris Dawes (and Jake Lever

8

Jake Lever

Age

30

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

4.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.3

3star

MG

242.0

4star

D

9.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

3.1

2star

M

3.9

4star

T

1.3

2star

MG

145.4

3star

D

16.0

4star

K

11.0

4star

HB

5.0

4star

M

6.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

189.8

4star

), and that Patrick Dangerfield had wanted to come to the MFC during that period but the deal was vetoed by the AFL in exchange for hushing up their cheating, so he was forced to go to Geelong instead. This all comes after the Dees started drinking their own bathwater following a 22-0 2021 season, got flogged by 186 points in the Grand Final and then finished dead last in both 2022-23 following a disastrous leadership camp during which players were made to stay awake for weeks on end watching all of their individual failures over the course of their careers so far.

Clayton Oliver

10

Clayton Oliver

Age

28

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

wins the Brownlow for Richmond, and Kysaiah Pickett

36

Kysaiah Pickett

Age

24

Ht

171cm

Wt

73kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

3.3

3star

M

0.7

1star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.7

3star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

3.3

2star

M

0.7

1star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.7

3star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

0.8

1star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.8

3star

is the 2024 Norm Smith medallist. Dusty is captain-coach, with Jack Trengove

Jack Trengove

Age

34

Ht

186cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.5

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

9.1

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

4.5

5star

MG

188.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

20.6

5star

K

8.6

4star

HB

12.0

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.6

5star

hired at the club as a podiatrist after inventing a state-of-the-art navicular strengthening technology which makes the Tigers indestructible. Luke Jackson

9

Luke Jackson

Age

24

Ht

199cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.3

2star

K

3.3

1star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

D

8.3

2star

K

3.3

1star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

0.3

3star

D

8.3

3star

K

3.3

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

(Fremantle) is the first AA ruckman to win the Coleman in the same season. Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

33

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

is the inaugural captain for the first Tasmanian AFL team. Christian Petracca

3

Christian Petracca

Age

30

Ht

187cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.4

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.0

5star

CL

2.5

4star

D

24.4

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.5

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

3.4

4star

D

19.0

5star

K

7.8

3star

HB

11.2

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.0

4star

has just been drafted to the 76ers. Simon Goodwin

Simon Goodwin

Age

49

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

8.8

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.5

4star

No current season stats available

D

9.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

is pre-selected for the Liberal Party. Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

34

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

is a regular on Gilmore Girls. James Jordon and Tom Sparrow

32

Tom Sparrow

Age

25

Ht

183cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

5star

open a session beer brewery called 'Inside Mid-Strength'.

Everyone on this board is significantly happier with their lives.

 

[TheCount]

James Jordon and Tom Sparrow open a session beer brewery called 'Inside Mid-Strength'.

I was having an amused chuckle throughout, but absolutely lost it at this point

 

[schmuttt]

I've returned from the year 2024. Richmond has won six straight flags. The MFC folded before the start of the season when it emerged that they'd been secretly doping the players between the 2006 elimination-final and 2013, and the club got sued into oblivion. It also emerges that they were over the salary cap when they signed Chris Dawes (and Jake Lever), and that Patrick Dangerfield had wanted to come to the MFC during that period but the deal was vetoed by the AFL in exchange for hushing up their cheating, so he was forced to go to Geelong instead. This all comes after the Dees started drinking their own bathwater following a 22-0 2021 season, got flogged by 186 points in the Grand Final and then finished dead last in both 2022-23 following a disastrous leadership camp during which players were made to stay awake for weeks on end watching all of their individual failures over the course of their careers so far.

Clayton Oliver wins the Brownlow for Richmond, and Kysaiah Pickett is the 2024 Norm Smith medallist. Dusty is captain-coach, with Jack Trengove hired at the club as a podiatrist after inventing a state-of-the-art navicular strengthening technology which makes the Tigers indestructible. Luke Jackson (Fremantle) is the first AA ruckman to win the Coleman in the same season. Ben Brown is the inaugural captain for the first Tasmanian AFL team. Christian Petracca has just been drafted to the 76ers. Simon Goodwin is pre-selected for the Liberal Party. Max Gawn is a regular on Gilmore Girls. James Jordon and Tom Sparrow open a session beer brewery called 'Inside Mid-Strength'.

Everyone on this board is significantly happier with their lives.

Posted at 4:20 too.
Nice.

 

[Dory_77]

I was having an amused chuckle throughout, but absolutely lost it at this point

Me too. Brilliant line.

 

[Tulip]

Why the hell did you come back?

Was Tony Abbott the PM? Sorry, what a stupid question.

Outstanding

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Why the hell did you come back?

Was Tony Abbott the PM? Sorry, what a stupid question.

Eerie

 

[Supermercado]

He sure showed me.