Traded Jake Stringer [traded to Essendon]

[The Donners]

How could we deny it? Every list manager, his agent, his friends and half the twitter sphere would know that we were lying.

Response: "Jake is a contracted player so there is nothing to discuss"

 

[Kaiser Powser]

The problem at this stage of the year is clubs have most players contracted it's not that easy to free up list spots late in the piece. But you make some sense on the rest.

Clubs usually have one or two fringe players on ice, as you never know how trade week is going to pan out. Players get delisted and rookied etc. You never know when a decent option might be in the PSD (not as often these days). You'd be crazy not to have a little bit of wriggle room with list numbers.

 

[Sweet Jesus]

Media: "Hello Bulldogs. It's been reported that you're trying to sell some magic beans. Can you confirm this?"

Bulldogs: "Yes. We've decided we no longer want these magic beans because it turns out they're not actually magic. But we expect a first-rounder in return because they're still good to have and would improve every team. And now that we think about it, we'll be happy to keep them. So who's keen? Let the bidding commence!"

Everyone else: "WTF?"

 

[Pure_Ownage]

Whilst I agree with all you've said, Stringer is probably too toxic for us to want to keep. I'd be very surprised if he isn't traded tomorrow, although the odds of him remaining at the Dogs have certainly increased.

I can't see why we would put a talent such as he is on the open market if we were motivated at all to keep him. I don't think that the picks we get for him will be an impediment to a trade. We hung out for a week or so trying to get a better deal and will probably fail. In the overall scheme of things it's no big deal.

I don't necessarily disagree with that my main point was in regards to it proves Connors is completely full of crap.

I think you guys will keep him if the deal is bad enough but if it's good without being great you will just do it.

 

[Sweet Jesus]

Eagles: "Magic beans, you say? We're listening."

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

Dodo hasn't earned his Participation certificate yet

He's paying $0.99 for the Brownlow

 

[BRWB]

He's paying $0.99 for the Brownlow

Ironically the value of Jobe's Brownlow.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

We need to ramp this up if we’re going to catch the Gibbs thread. 17 hours.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Ultimately, 11 + 47 for Stringer + 26 is a good offer, and his value

So is 25 + 30

If the Dogs want to knock it back, there’s nothing more than Essendon can do.

 

[Sentinel]

I like how there's no pick 11

Pick 11 is off the table but at least Dodo is wearing a jacket

 

[Sweet Jesus]

Ultimately, 11 + 47 for Stringer + 26 is a good offer, and his value

So is 25 + 30

If the Dogs want to knock it back, there’s nothing more than Essendon can do.

At one point, some Dogs fans would have considered pick 11 in a straight swap to be unders.

 

[Capt Hindsight]

Ultimately, 11 + 47 for Stringer + 26 is a good offer, and his value

So is 25 + 30

If the Dogs want to knock it back, there’s nothing more than Essendon can do.

There is more Essendon can do it is if they wanted to or not that will be question if the trade fails.

 

[BRWB]

Ultimately, 11 + 47 for Stringer + 26 is a good offer, and his value

So is 25 + 30

If the Dogs want to knock it back, there’s nothing more than Essendon can do.

 

[tandino]

The poor bastard who started this thread must be getting notifications every minute.

 

[mickd]

Ironically the value of Jobe's Brownlow.

Ironically the value of Bobs premiership medal

 

[Rookie]

At one point, some Dogs fans would have considered pick 11 in a straight swap to be unders.

If they get him back to 2015 form, it's very much unders. "Market value" is a bitch hey.

Ironically the value of Jobe's Brownlow.

Eagles: "Magic beans, you say? We're listening."

I LOL'D quite hard. Thread still delivering.

 

[Milanista28]

Need a deadline day thread, too many to keep up with.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

The poor bastard who started this thread must be getting notifications every minute.

Have gotten a few lol

 

[Bunk Moreland]

There is more Essendon can do it is if they wanted to or not that will be question if the trade fails.

Nah, there’s not.

I mean, Essendon “could” offer Daniher and Hurley for him in a trade, of course. But it’s not realistic, is it?

(FWIW, I still expect him to end up at Essendon for the trade offered).

 

[Nuggs Bunny]

Two points. Stringer's issues relate to ability to combine off field responsibilities with a professional attitude to prep etc, if he sits out next year to be with family the clubs cant judge if he can manage the combined responsibilities properly which is why none would touch him. Which is why he wouldn't sit out the year. It's not about dependence on the Bulldogs it's about dependence on other clubs being interested in him.

You seriously think that no club in the AFL would be interested in picking up Jake Stringer after missing a season? The Jake Stringer? Again, I strongly disagree. Everybody would still be touching him. He's Jake Stringer.

If you think it was Stringer's idea for Connors to pretend he is going to spend 12 months overseas then you are foolish. That sort of stuff is a manager getting frustrated and thinking out loud when it's better they keep their mouth shut. Personally i am not fussed where Stringer goes i just find your logic doesn't compute from what i can see.

Sorry, but if your theory is based on you thinking that this is all a rouse by Paul Connors then I don't see you in any place to dictate logic to anybody else. I'm basing my assumptions off what Jake has said personally and the fact that Paul works for Jake and not the other way around. Nobody seriously thought Jake would ever spend 12 months overseas, that part is hyperbole and debating it is pointless.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

What a pathetic performance. 12 days of the trade period already gone. We’re being been thrashed by the Gibbs thread. 44 pages behind. One thing is to be beaten, another thing is to be beaten the way you blokes have been beaten by a trade thread for a trade that was purportedly not happening for a year until this afternoon. gordo2016 , I need that mid September campaigneriness back. None of the sooking I’ve seen in the last 24 hours...

Now look, one wannabe troll, @bwrb went out on the flank and battled against three of theirs Bipolarbear boncer34 and Bunk Moreland and I don’t know what in the name of fortune you’re doing, there's only one thing in shitposting and that's to get in and generate quantity not quality. Just type!! @TiAn You're a disgrace to your board, the way you’re not posting here since you were called out for editing your rage posting. All this trade period, you’ve been swinging wildly. Keep going, and you’ll land a few shots and more importantly, you’ll grow this cesspit of a thread. If you just seethe internally, you’re useless to us.

Jade, a player can be beaten for half a game and come back in the second half. Now you've got to get yourself unbanned and use your tremendous ability to extract tomes of rage from otherwise reasonable opposition supporters. At first when you get reinstated, you'll have to ease into it. Get in there and start abusing all sundry and don’t expect anything else but the same back at you. Get lots of fishies and keep them biting till 2pm tomorrow.

How many times has this ****ing trade looked done, only for Gordon to turkey slap JMac or for Dodoro to be a ****ing smartarse hard to deal with campaigner who offered pick 11 (yes, yes and 47 for 26) only to take it away like a steroid enlarged, tanned, school yard bully taunting a younger, poorer child with a piece of candy or as it were, a 17 year old school girl. There’s the indicator, there's the barometer of our luke warm reception to this talented footballer but degenerate gambler and philanderer. Not enough yearning for him to run in there and offer a perfectly reasonable future first round pick in a super draft. And then you wonder why it goes bang, bang, bang, right up till 1.59pm. No, throw him down the road to the Cats Doctor Gero Pure_Ownage you know you want him. Tell us what alchemy will be brewed at Shell stadium to make this happen. While we’re at it, who do you guys have pictures of to get pick 19 for Steven ****ing Motlop?!

'We're so far into the mess that we have to be desperate to get out of it. And chef Mofra Lance Uppercut Mutt being all civil and reasonable will not get us past that ****ing Gibbs thread . Just concoct some baseless absolutist shit that is going to enrage the other side and let the literary slanging commence. Beerfish you’re not a mod anymore so start ****ing acting like it.

Have you got that? Just one incendiary insult from each poster, and one response from each one of you. I wonder how many blokes are prepared to go totally with me and take the risk of losing their jobs, getting divorced and wearing adult diapers In the space of 13 days, till this thing is done so that we don’t miss a second of this excruciatingly uneventful trade period. The most exciting thing to date has been Lachie Weller wanting to go home. Woop Dee ****ing Do. It couldn’t be worse than it is. Rookie It's disgraceful that you’re out there running along thinking 250 x 1000 is 25,000. Jesus Christ man.

Speaking of which, I've seen Sweet Jesus on his own over there, but nah, don’t sledge him, don’t taunt him, he seems too nice. Just give it to him if it's on. Better still if VogonProsthetnic is coming past give him an almighty spray for his dropping levels of vitriol and rage. Now is not the time for you to wane. Come on mate, if it goes wrong, it goes wrong, at least you’re doing what I asked and at least we’re responsible. But I'm not responsible for the gutless, witless display that's going on in this thread. I don’t know how you can, you can, face one another and carry on as you're carrying on here.

There’s a lot of blokes prepared to run past but not too many are prepared to go in. Dogs and bomber fans alike stop being ****ing lurking likers. Dave Runk DERO jmoo I’m looking at you. Go in and get involved blokes. Take the risk, if you make the mistake, if you do it and it doesn't come off, do it again. Do it again. And keep doing it. Keep doing it till you’re threadbanned.

That way, we'll either get beaten by thread deletion (just like the tigers thread about that medal and what it was adorned with that mysteriously disappeared) or we'll win. This way we can’t win. We can’t win this way. We can’t win by doing what you blokes are doing. Post virile strong hateful messages. put your accounts on the line to get the grail. That’s the first thing. If you're in a pack no bullshit witty rejoinders, just nonsensical volume, much like this post. That's the only, only, way to do this. If a moron on your side of the argument gets into trouble, back him up, give him the support and cover him like we do in training. Rationality be damned. That way we've got a chance. This way we've got none.

You stay on the ball BRWB champy mate pal chief buddy tiger hoss. Without your flogginess we’d only be at 100 pages. You too DapperDon DapperJong . Disappointing 3rd quarter from all of you.

If you're feeling tired, if you're feeling tired — just think of BoxGerman. He's threadbanned, he’s not here. He brought his insides up this morning, he’s vomiting in rage that DapperJong is here but he’s not. You weren't at the match committee on Thursday night as I was when we had a big argument as to whether he ought to be in or out and everybody spoke his mind and he finished up out. He's not happy, he wasn't happy about it, who would be? But I can't understand the delusion of some of you Footscray blokes. And even The Package himself has said on the way to his GA meeting in Vegas, “I’M NOT ****ING COMING BACK"'.

Do. Don't think, ManOfClay , don’t hope. Do. At least you can come off and say, 'I did this, I was a campaigner , I played the man, not the ball. At least I did something for the sake of the thread. Be a verbose campaigner to those injecting dopers who haven’t won a final for more years than you can count. Don’t think, act. Just be a flog to everyone in this thread. Take no prisoners. The contest is still the same. You must Shitpost to win the longest thread of the trade period. And more than that, to win it, you must cooperate with fellas coming past - don’t meekly accept sense. And you must be desperate enough to look like a ****ing **** whilst arguing vainly in the face of sense. The crowd might laugh. It might go wrong. I'm game enough to tell you to do it. Are you game enough to back me up? Are you game enough, yodellinhank , to back me up on that?

 

[YEMOC NAYR]

Pick 11 is off the table but at least Dodo is wearing a jacket

Multiple. Don't forget it.

 

[BRWB]

What a pathetic performance. 12 days of the trade period already gone. We’re being been thrashed by the Gibbs thread. 44 pages behind. One thing is to be beaten, another thing is to be beaten the way you blokes have been beaten by a trade thread for a trade that was purportedly not happening for a year until this afternoon. gordo2016 , I need that mid September campaigneriness back. None of the sooking I’ve seen in the last 24 hours...

Now look, one wannabe troll, @bwrb went out on the flank and battled against three of theirs Bipolarbear boncer34 and Bunk Moreland and I don’t know what in the name of fortune you’re doing, there's only one thing in shitposting and that's to get in and generate quantity not quality. Just type!! @TiAn You're a disgrace to your board, the way you’re not posting here since you were called out for editing your rage posting. All this trade period, you’ve been swinging wildly. Keep going, and you’ll land a few shots and more importantly, you’ll grow this cesspit of a thread. If you just see the internally, you’re useless to us.

Jade, a player can be beaten for half a game and come back in the second half. Now you've got to get yourself unbanned and use your tremendous ability to extract tomes of rage from otherwise reasonable opposition supporters. At first when you get reinstated, you'll have to ease into it. Get in there and start abusing all sundry and don’t expect anything else but the same back at you. Get lots of fishies and keep them biting till 2pm tomorrow.

How many times has this ******* trade looked done, only for Gordon to turkey slap JMac or for Dodoro to be a ******* smartarse hard to deal with campaigner who offered pick 11 (yes, yes and 47 for 26) only to take it away like a steroid enlarged, tanned, school yard bully taunting a younger, poorer child with a piece of candy or as it were, a 17 year old school girl. There’s the indicator, there's the barometer of our luke warm reception to this talented footballer but degenerate gambler and philanderer. Not enough yearning for him to run in there and offer a perfectly reasonable future first round pick in a super draft. And then you wonder why it goes bang, bang, bang, right up till 1.59pm. No, throw him down the road to the Cats Doctor Gero Pure_Ownage you know you want him. Tell us what alchemy will be brewed at Shell stadium to make this happen. While we’re at it, who do you guys have pictures of to get pick 19 for Steven ******* Motlop?!

'We're so far into the mess that we have to be desperate to get out of it. And chef Mofra Lance Uppercut Mutt being all civil and reasonable will not get us past that ******* Gibbs thread . Just concoct some baseless absolutist shit that is going to enrage the other side and let the literary slanging commence. Beerfish you’re not a mod anymore so start ******* acting like it.

Have you got that? Just one incendiary insult from each poster, and one response from each one of you. I wonder how many blokes are prepared to go totally with me and take the risk of losing their jobs, getting divorced and wearing adult diapers In the space of 13 days, till this thing is done so that we don’t miss a second of this excruciatingly uneventful trade period. The most exciting thing to date has been Lachie Weller wanting to go home. Woop Dee ******* Do. It couldn’t be worse than it is. Rookie It's disgraceful that you’re out there running along thinking 250 x 1000 is 25,000. Jesus Christ man.

Speaking of which, I've seen Sweet Jesus on his own over there, but nah, don’t sledge him, don’t taunt him, he seems too nice. Just give it to him if it's on. Better still if VogonProsthetnic is coming past give him an almighty spray for his dropping levels of vitriol and rage. Now is not the time for you to wane. Come on mate, if it goes wrong, it goes wrong, at least you’re doing what I asked and at least we’re responsible. But I'm not responsible for the gutless, witless display that's going on in this thread. I don’t know how you can, you can, face one another and carry on as you're carrying on here.

There’s a lot of blokes prepared to run past but not too many are prepared to go in. Dogs and bomber fans alike stop being ******* lurking likers. Dave Runk DERO jmoo I’m looking at you. Go in and get involved blokes. Take the risk, if you make the mistake, if you do it and it doesn't come off, do it again. Do it again. And keep doing it. Keep doing it till you’re threadbanned.

That way, we'll either get beaten by thread deletion (just like the tigers thread about that medal and what it was adorned with that mysteriously disappeared) or we'll win. This way we can’t win. We can’t win this way. We can’t win by doing what you blokes are doing. Post virile strong hateful messages. put your accounts on the line to get the grail. That’s the first thing. If you're in a pack no bullshit witty rejoinders, just nonsensical volume, much like this post. That's the only, only, way to do this. If a moron on your side of the argument gets into trouble, back him up, give him the support and cover him like we do in training. Rationality be damned. That way we've got a chance. This way we've got none.

You stay on the ball BRWB champy mate pal chief buddy tiger hoss. Without your flogginess we’d only be at 100 pages. You too DapperDon DapperJong . Disappointing 3rd quarter from all of you.

If you're feeling tired, if you're feeling tired — just think of BoxGerman. He's threadbanned, he’s not here. He brought his insides up this morning, he’s vomiting in rage that DapperJong is here but he’s not. You weren't at the match committee on Thursday night as I was when we had a big argument as to whether he ought to be in or out and everybody spoke his mind and he finished up out. He's not happy, he wasn't happy about it, who would be? But I can't understand the delusion of some of you Footscray blokes. And even The Package himself has said on the way to his GA meeting in Vegas, “I’M NOT ******* COMING BACK"'.

Do. Don't think, ManOfClay , don’t hope. Do. At least you can come off and say, 'I did this, I was a campaigner , I played the man, not the ball. At least I did something for the sake of the thread. Be a verbose campaigner to those injecting dopers who haven’t won a final for more years than you can count. Don’t think, act. Just be a flog to everyone in this thread. Take no prisoners. The contest is still the same. You must Shitpost to win the longest thread of the trade period. And more than that, to win it, you must cooperate with fellas coming past - don’t meekly accept sense. And you must be desperate enough to look like a ******* **** whilst arguing vainly in the face of sense. The crowd might laugh. It might go wrong. I'm game enough to tell you to do it. Are you game enough to back me up? Are you game enough, yodellinhank , to back me up on that?

Melt

TL DNR

 

[Bunk Moreland]

What a pathetic performance. 12 days of the trade period already gone. We’re being been thrashed by the Gibbs thread. 44 pages behind. One thing is to be beaten, another thing is to be beaten the way you blokes have been beaten by a trade thread for a trade that was purportedly not happening for a year until this afternoon. gordo2016 , I need that mid September campaigneriness back. None of the sooking I’ve seen in the last 24 hours...

Now look, one wannabe troll, @bwrb went out on the flank and battled against three of theirs Bipolarbear boncer34 and Bunk Moreland and I don’t know what in the name of fortune you’re doing, there's only one thing in shitposting and that's to get in and generate quantity not quality. Just type!! @TiAn You're a disgrace to your board, the way you’re not posting here since you were called out for editing your rage posting. All this trade period, you’ve been swinging wildly. Keep going, and you’ll land a few shots and more importantly, you’ll grow this cesspit of a thread. If you just seethe internally, you’re useless to us.

Jade, a player can be beaten for half a game and come back in the second half. Now you've got to get yourself unbanned and use your tremendous ability to extract tomes of rage from otherwise reasonable opposition supporters. At first when you get reinstated, you'll have to ease into it. Get in there and start abusing all sundry and don’t expect anything else but the same back at you. Get lots of fishies and keep them biting till 2pm tomorrow.

How many times has this ******* trade looked done, only for Gordon to turkey slap JMac or for Dodoro to be a ******* smartarse hard to deal with campaigner who offered pick 11 (yes, yes and 47 for 26) only to take it away like a steroid enlarged, tanned, school yard bully taunting a younger, poorer child with a piece of candy or as it were, a 17 year old school girl. There’s the indicator, there's the barometer of our luke warm reception to this talented footballer but degenerate gambler and philanderer. Not enough yearning for him to run in there and offer a perfectly reasonable future first round pick in a super draft. And then you wonder why it goes bang, bang, bang, right up till 1.59pm. No, throw him down the road to the Cats Doctor Gero Pure_Ownage you know you want him. Tell us what alchemy will be brewed at Shell stadium to make this happen. While we’re at it, who do you guys have pictures of to get pick 19 for Steven ******* Motlop?!

'We're so far into the mess that we have to be desperate to get out of it. And chef Mofra Lance Uppercut Mutt being all civil and reasonable will not get us past that ******* Gibbs thread . Just concoct some baseless absolutist shit that is going to enrage the other side and let the literary slanging commence. Beerfish you’re not a mod anymore so start ******* acting like it.

Have you got that? Just one incendiary insult from each poster, and one response from each one of you. I wonder how many blokes are prepared to go totally with me and take the risk of losing their jobs, getting divorced and wearing adult diapers In the space of 13 days, till this thing is done so that we don’t miss a second of this excruciatingly uneventful trade period. The most exciting thing to date has been Lachie Weller wanting to go home. Woop Dee ******* Do. It couldn’t be worse than it is. Rookie It's disgraceful that you’re out there running along thinking 250 x 1000 is 25,000. Jesus Christ man.

Speaking of which, I've seen Sweet Jesus on his own over there, but nah, don’t sledge him, don’t taunt him, he seems too nice. Just give it to him if it's on. Better still if VogonProsthetnic is coming past give him an almighty spray for his dropping levels of vitriol and rage. Now is not the time for you to wane. Come on mate, if it goes wrong, it goes wrong, at least you’re doing what I asked and at least we’re responsible. But I'm not responsible for the gutless, witless display that's going on in this thread. I don’t know how you can, you can, face one another and carry on as you're carrying on here.

There’s a lot of blokes prepared to run past but not too many are prepared to go in. Dogs and bomber fans alike stop being ******* lurking likers. Dave Runk DERO jmoo I’m looking at you. Go in and get involved blokes. Take the risk, if you make the mistake, if you do it and it doesn't come off, do it again. Do it again. And keep doing it. Keep doing it till you’re threadbanned.

That way, we'll either get beaten by thread deletion (just like the tigers thread about that medal and what it was adorned with that mysteriously disappeared) or we'll win. This way we can’t win. We can’t win this way. We can’t win by doing what you blokes are doing. Post virile strong hateful messages. put your accounts on the line to get the grail. That’s the first thing. If you're in a pack no bullshit witty rejoinders, just nonsensical volume, much like this post. That's the only, only, way to do this. If a moron on your side of the argument gets into trouble, back him up, give him the support and cover him like we do in training. Rationality be damned. That way we've got a chance. This way we've got none.

You stay on the ball BRWB champy mate pal chief buddy tiger hoss. Without your flogginess we’d only be at 100 pages. You too DapperDon DapperJong . Disappointing 3rd quarter from all of you.

If you're feeling tired, if you're feeling tired — just think of BoxGerman. He's threadbanned, he’s not here. He brought his insides up this morning, he’s vomiting in rage that DapperJong is here but he’s not. You weren't at the match committee on Thursday night as I was when we had a big argument as to whether he ought to be in or out and everybody spoke his mind and he finished up out. He's not happy, he wasn't happy about it, who would be? But I can't understand the delusion of some of you Footscray blokes. And even The Package himself has said on the way to his GA meeting in Vegas, “I’M NOT ******* COMING BACK"'.

Do. Don't think, ManOfClay , don’t hope. Do. At least you can come off and say, 'I did this, I was a campaigner , I played the man, not the ball. At least I did something for the sake of the thread. Be a verbose campaigner to those injecting dopers who haven’t won a final for more years than you can count. Don’t think, act. Just be a flog to everyone in this thread. Take no prisoners. The contest is still the same. You must Shitpost to win the longest thread of the trade period. And more than that, to win it, you must cooperate with fellas coming past - don’t meekly accept sense. And you must be desperate enough to look like a ******* **** whilst arguing vainly in the face of sense. The crowd might laugh. It might go wrong. I'm game enough to tell you to do it. Are you game enough to back me up? Are you game enough, yodellinhank , to back me up on that?

tldr

 

[YEMOC NAYR]

What a pathetic performance. 12 days of the trade period already gone. We’re being been thrashed by the Gibbs thread. 44 pages behind. One thing is to be beaten, another thing is to be beaten the way you blokes have been beaten by a trade thread for a trade that was purportedly not happening for a year until this afternoon. gordo2016 , I need that mid September campaigneriness back. None of the sooking I’ve seen in the last 24 hours...

Now look, one wannabe troll, @bwrb went out on the flank and battled against three of theirs Bipolarbear boncer34 and Bunk Moreland and I don’t know what in the name of fortune you’re doing, there's only one thing in shitposting and that's to get in and generate quantity not quality. Just type!! @TiAn You're a disgrace to your board, the way you’re not posting here since you were called out for editing your rage posting. All this trade period, you’ve been swinging wildly. Keep going, and you’ll land a few shots and more importantly, you’ll grow this cesspit of a thread. If you just seethe internally, you’re useless to us.

Jade, a player can be beaten for half a game and come back in the second half. Now you've got to get yourself unbanned and use your tremendous ability to extract tomes of rage from otherwise reasonable opposition supporters. At first when you get reinstated, you'll have to ease into it. Get in there and start abusing all sundry and don’t expect anything else but the same back at you. Get lots of fishies and keep them biting till 2pm tomorrow.

How many times has this ******* trade looked done, only for Gordon to turkey slap JMac or for Dodoro to be a ******* smartarse hard to deal with campaigner who offered pick 11 (yes, yes and 47 for 26) only to take it away like a steroid enlarged, tanned, school yard bully taunting a younger, poorer child with a piece of candy or as it were, a 17 year old school girl. There’s the indicator, there's the barometer of our luke warm reception to this talented footballer but degenerate gambler and philanderer. Not enough yearning for him to run in there and offer a perfectly reasonable future first round pick in a super draft. And then you wonder why it goes bang, bang, bang, right up till 1.59pm. No, throw him down the road to the Cats Doctor Gero Pure_Ownage you know you want him. Tell us what alchemy will be brewed at Shell stadium to make this happen. While we’re at it, who do you guys have pictures of to get pick 19 for Steven ******* Motlop?!

'We're so far into the mess that we have to be desperate to get out of it. And chef Mofra Lance Uppercut Mutt being all civil and reasonable will not get us past that ******* Gibbs thread . Just concoct some baseless absolutist shit that is going to enrage the other side and let the literary slanging commence. Beerfish you’re not a mod anymore so start ******* acting like it.

Have you got that? Just one incendiary insult from each poster, and one response from each one of you. I wonder how many blokes are prepared to go totally with me and take the risk of losing their jobs, getting divorced and wearing adult diapers In the space of 13 days, till this thing is done so that we don’t miss a second of this excruciatingly uneventful trade period. The most exciting thing to date has been Lachie Weller wanting to go home. Woop Dee ******* Do. It couldn’t be worse than it is. Rookie It's disgraceful that you’re out there running along thinking 250 x 1000 is 25,000. Jesus Christ man.

Speaking of which, I've seen Sweet Jesus on his own over there, but nah, don’t sledge him, don’t taunt him, he seems too nice. Just give it to him if it's on. Better still if VogonProsthetnic is coming past give him an almighty spray for his dropping levels of vitriol and rage. Now is not the time for you to wane. Come on mate, if it goes wrong, it goes wrong, at least you’re doing what I asked and at least we’re responsible. But I'm not responsible for the gutless, witless display that's going on in this thread. I don’t know how you can, you can, face one another and carry on as you're carrying on here.

There’s a lot of blokes prepared to run past but not too many are prepared to go in. Dogs and bomber fans alike stop being ******* lurking likers. Dave Runk DERO jmoo I’m looking at you. Go in and get involved blokes. Take the risk, if you make the mistake, if you do it and it doesn't come off, do it again. Do it again. And keep doing it. Keep doing it till you’re threadbanned.

That way, we'll either get beaten by thread deletion (just like the tigers thread about that medal and what it was adorned with that mysteriously disappeared) or we'll win. This way we can’t win. We can’t win this way. We can’t win by doing what you blokes are doing. Post virile strong hateful messages. put your accounts on the line to get the grail. That’s the first thing. If you're in a pack no bullshit witty rejoinders, just nonsensical volume, much like this post. That's the only, only, way to do this. If a moron on your side of the argument gets into trouble, back him up, give him the support and cover him like we do in training. Rationality be damned. That way we've got a chance. This way we've got none.

You stay on the ball BRWB champy mate pal chief buddy tiger hoss. Without your flogginess we’d only be at 100 pages. You too DapperDon DapperJong . Disappointing 3rd quarter from all of you.

If you're feeling tired, if you're feeling tired — just think of BoxGerman. He's threadbanned, he’s not here. He brought his insides up this morning, he’s vomiting in rage that DapperJong is here but he’s not. You weren't at the match committee on Thursday night as I was when we had a big argument as to whether he ought to be in or out and everybody spoke his mind and he finished up out. He's not happy, he wasn't happy about it, who would be? But I can't understand the delusion of some of you Footscray blokes. And even The Package himself has said on the way to his GA meeting in Vegas, “I’M NOT ******* COMING BACK"'.

Do. Don't think, ManOfClay , don’t hope. Do. At least you can come off and say, 'I did this, I was a campaigner , I played the man, not the ball. At least I did something for the sake of the thread. Be a verbose campaigner to those injecting dopers who haven’t won a final for more years than you can count. Don’t think, act. Just be a flog to everyone in this thread. Take no prisoners. The contest is still the same. You must Shitpost to win the longest thread of the trade period. And more than that, to win it, you must cooperate with fellas coming past - don’t meekly accept sense. And you must be desperate enough to look like a ******* **** whilst arguing vainly in the face of sense. The crowd might laugh. It might go wrong. I'm game enough to tell you to do it. Are you game enough to back me up? Are you game enough, yodellinhank , to back me up on that?

Holy mother of all shit posts