Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 25 Team Thread - BnF Friday 22nd

[Tommycash]

Anything delivered by a Hawfie just makes me feel gross. They are far and away my most hated club in the competition, specifically because of the way I was treated by a heap of Hawthorn supporters (try 30 or so men and women) at a Hawthorn-Melbourne game in 2012. I felt sick every single time one of the threepeat flags rocked around.

Goddamn, I will be a happy man if I never hear the term threepeat stated again in my life.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Alright we did pretty okay this one!

As predicted, DapperDon stood up. The sim declared we had two players to watch- a marked improvement from the early rounds. Personally given the option I wouldn't watch any of our games as they're truly torturous. Back home to take on the Royals, who also have just the one win. A perfect opportunity to start our charge up the ladder.

This week's inspiring and overly hopeful message brought to you by some weirdo on Pintrest.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

It's a glorious new thread.

We should DEFINITELY beat the Royals.
ArgusTuft Jezmiester40 Tommycash gym4life DapperDon Magruder Miguel Sanchez RookiePick BombersFan93 reggie BoomerRoo LeverPuller Marv KO_KO Noidenous

 

[Art Vandelay_]

A man who could answer the pineapple on pizza question..

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

A man who could answer the pineapple on pizza question..

Not sure why anyone's conducting polls anymore after Ant Bear brought home the official consensus pie charts resource last season.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

NEW THREAD


We should DEFINITELY beat the Haw-- nah kidding we're trash out on the park. Let's just have fun.

ArgusTuft Jezmiester40 Tommycash gym4life DapperDon Magruder Miguel Sanchez RookiePick BombersFan93 reggie BoomerRoo LeverPuller Marv KO_KO Noidenous

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Yep, spanked again!

This week should be an exciting one however, as there is plenty of #fanfare leading up to Headless' 300th game, which we have the honour of spoiling on Sunday. Great opportunity for plenty of banter against a strong opposition. Furthermore, there is some Bears' media rep. going on around the league at the moment!

Tommycash's Ode to the SFA is deep into its fourth page, and lusting for more amateur poetry.

Meanwhile one of your dingbat captains has gotten all mushy in an interview with Matty411 in their Captain Conversations.

Also we are somehow still above the Swampies on the ladder. Expecting the tanking commission to crank up any week now.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

That number 1 draft pick must be a gun. We need to get better at tanking.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

That number 1 draft pick must be a gun. We need to get better at tanking.

I'll say. One bloody quarter of fine tanking effort and we just capitulate for the rest of the match!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

New match thready!

ArgusTuft Jezmiester40 Tommycash gym4life DapperDon Magruder Miguel Sanchez RookiePick BombersFan93 reggie BoomerRoo LeverPuller Marv KO_KO Noidenous

 

[DemonJim]

Let's look at the track record shall we...

5 weeks as co captains... 2 tribunal appearances.
Mateflon lived at the tribunal. Dingster fled in disgrace*

*gross exaggeration borne out of absolutely 0 facts but it sounds good so I'll run with it regardless.

Meanwhile as acting skipper I am still flawless, peerless and frankly gorgeously handsome.
I was born to lead.

I was going to be stabbed in the back for less. (By Matera92 that lying campaigner - he actually told me nothing was organised as such originally. He brings shame to the bears name)

Clearly needs to be removed.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I was going to be stabbed in the back for less. (By Matera92 that lying campaigner - he actually told me nothing was organised as such originally. He brings shame to the bears name)

Clearly needs to be removed.

I endorse this. Definitely a s**t bloke.
The narcissist even conspired to get the B&F named after him. Maybe he should win one that’s not self awarded first

Inb4 some comeback about my numerous near misses

 

[DemonJim]

I endorse this. Definitely a s**t bloke.
The narcissist even conspired to get the B&F named after him. Maybe he should win one that’s not self awarded first

Inb4 some comeback about my numerous near misses

I can also confidently say that I have never rigged a bear B&F. brahj just likes to s**t talk.

 

[Matera92]

Your salty, salty tears mixed with my massive sense of entitlement power my Mateflon Hypercar.

 

[DemonJim]

Your salty, salty tears mixed with my massive sense of entitlement power my Mateflon Hypercar.

Stay retired please!

 

[Matera92]

Stay retired please!

Don't pretend like you don't miss me.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Clearly Matera92 needs to be next Aussie Coach.
He can teach the players how to bend and break rules and face absolutely no punishment WHATSOEVER.

#mateflon

 

[Matera92]

Clearly Matera92 needs to be next Aussie Coach.
He can teach the players how to bend and break rules and face absolutely no punishment WHATSOEVER.

#mateflon

Rookies the lot of them.

 

[DemonJim]

Clearly Matera92 needs to be next Aussie Coach.
He can teach the players how to bend and break rules and face absolutely no punishment WHATSOEVER.

#mateflon

Just hide the knives. He does get a bit stab happy.

 

[kane249]

Just hide the knives. He does get a bit stab happy.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Better late than never. Sheet is fixed now so hopefully a good omen going into Sunday.

Rank | Total | Season Leaders | Rank | Total | Weekly Leaders
\ Kicks | | | | Season Weekly
\ #1 | 100 | Tommycash | #1 | 13 | Doctor Gero
\ #2 | 83 | DapperDon | #2 | 11 | JoshWoodenSpoon
\ #3 | 83 | DapperDon | #3 | 11 | JoshWoodenSpoon
\ Handballs | | | |
\ #1 | 113 | Tommycash | #1 | 14 | DapperDon
\ #2 | 90 | kane249 | #2 | 13 | Doctor Gero
\ #3 | 76 | ArgusTuft | #3 | 10 | RookiePick
\ Disposals | | | |
\ #1 | 213 | Tommycash | #1 | 26 | Doctor Gero
\ #2 | 173 | kane249 | #2 | 25 | DapperDon
\ #3 | 158 | DapperDon | #3 | 20 | JoshWoodenSpoon
\ Marks | | | |
\ #1 | 48 | Magruder | #1 | 9 | DapperDon
\ #2 | 46 | kane249 | #2 | 7 | AngryRanga
\ #3 | 37 | JoshWoodenSpoon | #3 | 6 | RookiePick
\ Tackles | | | |
\ #1 | 52 | Tommycash | #1 | 8 | Tommycash
\ #2 | 43 | ArgusTuft | #2 | 7 | ArgusTuft
\ #3 | 17 | Doctor Gero | #3 | 2 | BombersFan93
\ Goals | | | |
\ #1 | 28 | LeverPuller | #1 | 4 | LeverPuller
\ #2 | 11 | BombersFan93 | #2 | 1 | Jezmiester40
\ #3 | 11 | BombersFan93 | #3 | 1 | Jezmiester40
\ Hit Outs ||||
\ #1 | 92 | Doctor Gero | #1 | 10 | Doctor Gero
\ #2 | 10 | hilly | #2 | 0 | BombersFan93
\ #3 | 7 | Noidenous | #3 | 0 | BombersFan93

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Choice, thanks Doc Hero!!

 

[Tommycash]

Better late than never. Sheet is fixed now so hopefully a good omen going into Sunday.

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Rank | Total | Season Leaders | Rank | Total | Weekly Leaders
\ Kicks | | | | Season Weekly
\ #1 | 100 | Tommycash | #1 | 13 | Doctor Gero
\ #2 | 83 | DapperDon | #2 | 11 | JoshWoodenSpoon
\ #3 | 83 | DapperDon | #3 | 11 | JoshWoodenSpoon
\ Handballs | | | |
\ #1 | 113 | Tommycash | #1 | 14 | DapperDon
\ #2 | 90 | kane249 | #2 | 13 | Doctor Gero
\ #3 | 76 | ArgusTuft | #3 | 10 | RookiePick
\ Disposals | | | |
\ #1 | 213 | Tommycash | #1 | 26 | Doctor Gero
\ #2 | 173 | kane249 | #2 | 25 | DapperDon
\ #3 | 158 | DapperDon | #3 | 20 | JoshWoodenSpoon
\ Marks | | | |
\ #1 | 48 | Magruder | #1 | 9 | DapperDon
\ #2 | 46 | kane249 | #2 | 7 | AngryRanga
\ #3 | 37 | JoshWoodenSpoon | #3 | 6 | RookiePick
\ Tackles | | | |
\ #1 | 52 | Tommycash | #1 | 8 | Tommycash
\ #2 | 43 | ArgusTuft | #2 | 7 | ArgusTuft
\ #3 | 17 | Doctor Gero | #3 | 2 | BombersFan93
\ Goals | | | |
\ #1 | 28 | LeverPuller | #1 | 4 | LeverPuller
\ #2 | 11 | BombersFan93 | #2 | 1 | Jezmiester40
\ #3 | 11 | BombersFan93 | #3 | 1 | Jezmiester40
\ Hit Outs ||||
\ #1 | 92 | Doctor Gero | #1 | 10 | Doctor Gero
\ #2 | 10 | hilly | #2 | 0 | BombersFan93
\ #3 | 7 | Noidenous | #3 | 0 | BombersFan93

No surprises that ArgusTuft Doctor Gero and I are the ones most likely to be wrapping our arms around someone.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

No surprises that ArgusTuft Doctor Gero and I are the ones most likely to be wrapping our arms around someone.

If we can direct the odd one at an opponent who knows what we'll be capable of!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
A win #Webearasone



Gumbies Next week. Let's give the Green Dildos hell!