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Not approaching the new season he isn't. So much upsideSurely Harry McKay.
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Not approaching the new season he isn't. So much upsideSurely Harry McKay.
I think the Bombers are Dyson with death by keeping him.Player 6 - Dyson Heppell
Pictured: The Essendon social media department left out 'finals wins'
Likes: Football
Hates: Bowls
Dyson Heppell was the Essendon captain during the 2023 pre-season ,then quit before the real stuff started when he finally realised he was not the man to lead them deep into August.
Nominally a defender or midfielder he was, by consensus, not really in the Essendon best 22 but was given games because of 'character'. Not quick enough to worry teams as a defensive player or offensive player, Dyson was largely left alone by opposition players. This year by foot he represented all the hurt factor of a hypothermic dal Santo. Apparently Brad Scott loves him more than he loves the roof at Marvel Stadium so performance and squad developmentbe damned, the guy gets to keep playing.
For some reason at the end of last year the Gold Coast Suns presented him with a 4 year contract offer (presumably Stewart Dew thought 'Heppell' was a type of Dyson Air-Fryer) but Dyson turned that down to stay loyal to Essendon who, for some reason, have offered him a contract for 2024. If Essendon really want more 'character' they really should make a play for Mickey Mouse who, much like Essendon, has a disturbingly racist past (Essendon were once known as the "Blood Stained... Naggers").
Of course, some stuff happened in 2016 too. Google it, mate.
Fun fact: Dyson Heppell once shaved off his dreadlocks for Charity, who was dating Jake Stringer at the time.
Good luck next season Dyson and welcome to the 2023 Bottom 50.
82%What percentage of Curnow's goals does he get from frees?
Dropped as in playing badly - not dropped as in dropped an opposing player and copped a 10 match ban.It's Not Unusual...
Player 6 - Dyson Heppell
Pictured: The Essendon social media department left out 'finals wins'
Likes: Football
Hates: Bowls
Dyson Heppell was the Essendon captain during the 2023 pre-season ,then quit before the real stuff started when he finally realised he was not the man to lead them deep into August.
Nominally a defender or midfielder he was, by consensus, not really in the Essendon best 22 but was given games because of 'character'. Not quick enough to worry teams as a defensive player or offensive player, Dyson was largely left alone by opposition players. This year by foot he represented all the hurt factor of a hypothermic dal Santo. Apparently Brad Scott loves him more than he loves the roof at Marvel Stadium so performance and squad developmentbe damned, the guy gets to keep playing.
For some reason at the end of last year the Gold Coast Suns presented him with a 4 year contract offer (presumably Stewart Dew thought 'Heppell' was a type of Dyson Air-Fryer) but Dyson turned that down to stay loyal to Essendon who, for some reason, have offered him a contract for 2024. If Essendon really want more 'character' they really should make a play for Mickey Mouse who, much like Essendon, has a disturbingly racist past (Essendon were once known as the "Blood Stained... Naggers").
Of course, some stuff happened in 2016 too. Google it, mate.
Fun fact: Dyson Heppell once shaved off his dreadlocks for Charity, who was dating Jake Stringer at the time.
Good luck next season Dyson and welcome to the 2023 Bottom 50.
Can’t be anymore shitNot approaching the new season he isn't. So much upside
Player 6 - Dyson Heppell
Pictured: The Essendon social media department left out 'finals wins'
Likes: Football
Hates: Bowls
Dyson Heppell was the Essendon captain during the 2023 pre-season ,then quit before the real stuff started when he finally realised he was not the man to lead them deep into August.
Nominally a defender or midfielder he was, by consensus, not really in the Essendon best 22 but was given games because of 'character'. Not quick enough to worry teams as a defensive player or offensive player, Dyson was largely left alone by opposition players. This year by foot he represented all the hurt factor of a hypothermic dal Santo. Apparently Brad Scott loves him more than he loves the roof at Marvel Stadium so performance and squad developmentbe damned, the guy gets to keep playing.
For some reason at the end of last year the Gold Coast Suns presented him with a 4 year contract offer (presumably Stewart Dew thought 'Heppell' was a type of Dyson Air-Fryer) but Dyson turned that down to stay loyal to Essendon who, for some reason, have offered him a contract for 2024. If Essendon really want more 'character' they really should make a play for Mickey Mouse who, much like Essendon, has a disturbingly racist past (Essendon were once known as the "Blood Stained... Naggers").
Of course, some stuff happened in 2016 too. Google it, mate.
Fun fact: Dyson Heppell once shaved off his dreadlocks for Charity, who was dating Jake Stringer at the time.
Good luck next season Dyson and welcome to the 2023 Bottom 50.
Consider the top 10 to be like finals and Dyson failing to win
So Luke Jackson is going to be Number 2.Consider the top 10 to be like finals and Dyson failing to win
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Sorry He post so much manure it's hard to remember what he's used and what he hasn't. My guess if we go back through previous years he hasn't brought anything new to the table since he first hitched his wagon to Mofras coattailsIt's bad enough hearing these dad jokes the first time
Unfortunatly yes.And you're higlighting that by re-reposting the same manure?
On another topic, it will be great when Mofra trolls us all by stoppping at #2
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Is this the closest Doice has ever come to winning anything ever?
And yet STILL better than MaKayNice Melt.
Most of Salty Walters were from blatant dives/staging for free.
One of the most overrated plonkers in the AFL
And yet STILL better than MaKay
calling out truths when presented with themYou gaslighting Freo now ? Lol