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After all our previous attempts at turd polishing we were bound to get our eye in at some stageCredit where it’s due, Collingwood did polish that turd quite nicely.
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After all our previous attempts at turd polishing we were bound to get our eye in at some stageCredit where it’s due, Collingwood did polish that turd quite nicely.
Injury trolling nowOne is a Coleman medalist and one is missing 2024 with a bruised uterus LOL
How many goals is McStay gonna average this year? Hahahahaha
Carlton dont really have many other bullets in the chamberInjury trolling now
What about that Round 20 or whatever win? The greatest moment for Carlton since 2013Carlton dont really have many other bullets in the chamber
What about that Round 20 or whatever win? The greatest moment for Carlton since 2013
I prefer Fox Cricket anyway - no ads after every over, plus Kerry O'Keefe is part of the commentary team.considering the total rubbish "commentary" on the TV, he cant be worse. But i watch it on silent anyhow
Player 4 - Billy Frampton
Pictured: That time Billy Frampton and Kyle Hartigan had a fight, and Crows supporters hoped they would both lose
Likes: Grand final week
Hates: The playing bit of grand final day
We all know any screenshot of a text message on BigFooty is 100% legit, so I just have to leave these here:
For those of you who have not ventured outside since September 2023, Collingwood won a flag last year with 21 players and Billy Frampton.
Managing a whopping 2 disposals and 4 clangers, his opponent (Harris Andrews) recorded above-his-average kicks, handballs, marks, rebound 50s and threatened to take the game away from Collingwood. The only thing that saved Collingwood that day was Brisbane's ability to choke at the MCG harder than, well, Belvedere just roll the tape:
It was the worst Grand Final day performance in modern history and will probably overshadow Billy's ability to somehow survive in the AFL system for 9 years despite being 'okish' as a back-up's back up. His most passable games this year at Collingwood came as a full time ruck in the second month of the season - a role he's 3rd in line for at the Pies after they got rid of Brodie Grundy.
Nominally a utility, he will always be remembered as the decoy-decoy forward on 2023 Grand Final day whose September exploits will earn him the nickname "Essendon" next season.
Fun fact: Billy played 3 games in 5 years at Port Adelaide, before playing 21 games in 3 years at Adelaide. He's so fringe he will probably spend the off season sitting on an emo kid's face.
Billy, good luck next year and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2023.
No way Eric Hipwood is on much coin.To me Billy Frampton wasn't the Leon Davis medallist because no one really expected him to do anything and he's probably on minimum wage at the Pies.
Eric Hipwood is the deserving Leon Davis medal winner, especially considering he's on big money with us and is paid to kick goals and couldn't in the one that mattered most. I'd be disappointed if he's not in the top three of Mofra's list.
Injury trolling now
You weak dogs, this is the Bay - I thought doing your best pink boy John Noble post-GF impression was frowned upon here?Carlton dont really have many other bullets in the chamber
And Ian Smith.I prefer Fox Cricket anyway - no ads after every over, plus Kerry O'Keefe is part of the commentary team.
He's not great, but compared with Matthew Hayden, I know who I'd prefer.And Ian Smith.
Although you do have to put up with Mark Waugh.
As paying customers I think we’re entitled to ask for more than just “not Matt Hayden”.He's not great, but compared with Matthew Hayden, I know who I'd prefer.
Weird example to bring up considering how much Collingwood fan's go on about being an actual contender that year since they made a Prelim and lost narrowly to Geelong.
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How many goals is McStay gonna average this year? Hahahahaha
Also weird given the Pies got done in by the Lions by 4 goals at Marvel, and done us in by 2.2 at the Gabba where they enjoyed about a 5 goal edge.. Had the Pies been in our position in that prelim there is no hope they get through to the GF.Weird example to bring up considering how much Collingwood fan's go on about being an actual contender that year since they made a Prelim and lost narrowly to Geelond.
You having a bit of a John "pink boy" Noble sniffle? It's the Bay, go to the main board if all you're going to do is cry.One plays for the reigning premiers and one plays for a team that's won nothing but wooden spoons all century LOL
Enjoy your holiday, flog
And you can stick to crying in the bay when someone makes fun of a big strong man that doesn’t care about youNice melt Maybe you can petition the AFL to award the 2023 premiership to Carltank on a moral basis
Meanwhile stick to polishing your wooden spoons, flog
Cry more about my query on your prized KPF’s goal tally in 2024Hey at least you won the Wizard Cup in 2005, right? And the wooden spoon the same year!
And you won a Coleman! And the wooden spoon in the same year
"But but we would've beaten Collingwood in the GF "
Loser club, loser supporters
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