Name 3 headlines in 2017

[TheKanga]

Name 3 headlines you predict to see on the backpage of newspapers and websites this footy season.

I'll post mine soon

 

[Colonial]

1 - Victorian Commission into failure of any Victorian sides in the 8

2 - Eddie admits he was wrong. Coaching enquiry for the pies.

3- Lions miracle run into finals

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[Bokonon_]

1. Whining about GWS being on top of the ladder reaches fever pitch.
2. After a poor start to the year Buckley is sacked. Eddie says it was all part of the plan.
3. Changes to the throwing rule investigated after much controversy. AFL looks at ways to give some margin to the player disposing of the ball.

 

[The Dice Man]

1. Dustin Brownlow

2. Bark 2 Bark, Little Dogs Maul Wimpish Giants for 2 in a row

3. James Hird, blah blah blah

 

[Mitchell Madness]

17 teams fail at tactic, hawthorn succeed and are accused by everyone of cheating

Thrown to the dogs - dogs plummet after crackdown on throwing

Annual vic teams don't travel enough/move grand final debate

 

[TheKanga]

1. Buckley's Chance, Pies unable to make up % to get into finals.
2. Daw opens for Majak
3. A dish served cold, Petrie boots 3 in round 1 win over Roos.

Hope i'm wrong about the last one lol

 

[Big Sauce 21]

1 - Victorian Commission into failure of any Victorian sides in the 8

2 - Eddie admits he was wrong. Coaching enquiry for the pies.

3- Lions miracle run into finals

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[Supercoach Bargain]

Tigers finish 9th.

Dockers flog Eagles in the derby.

Cloke top VFL goal kicker.

 

[Colonial]

Hence the term "miracle"

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[schmuttt]

1. Demons and Saints make top 6

2. Hinkley, Hardwick and Buckley all sacked

3. Dogs beat the Giants in the GF

 

[Bokonon_]

1. Demons and Saints make top 6

2. Hinkley, Hardwick and Buckley all sacked

3. Dogs beat the Giants in the GF

You had me until point 3. On that I give you a maybe.

 

[Billy ray]

Gary Ablett seen running on beach, heading back to Geelong.

Gary Ablett seen shopping in Melbourne, heading back to Geelong.

Gary Ablett seen having a shave, heading back to Geelong.

 

[Heaps of fun]

1. Whining about GWS being on top of the ladder reaches fever pitch.
2. After a poor start to the year Buckley is sacked. Eddie says it was all part of the plan.
3. Changes to the throwing rule investigated after much controversy. AFL looks at ways to give some margin to the player disposing of the ball.

Not really how headlines are written.

 

[blueiris]

1. There is no Heaven or Hell: Saints and Dees miss finals
2.All Sydney Grand Final; Swans play Gaints in the big one as fans complain
3.Buckley's To None: Collingwood starts the season 0 and 6 as Nathan Buckley looks like getting fired

 

[adammania9]

1. Tom Rockliff joins Hawthorn
2. Nat Fyfe joins Hawthorn
3. Dustin Martin joins Hawthorn

 

[GoldenMagpie16]

1. Melbourne wins 12 in a row
2. Hawthorn starts 0 and 7
3. Richmond finishing last

 

[darthbards]

1.The Years in Hell Are Over. Dees finally make the 8.
2.Eddie Goes A Dark Shade Of Orange. GWS to finish eighth,Collingwood ninth.
3.Out With The Old In With The New Geelong and Hawthorn both miss finals.

 

[perplexed]

North defend May premiership

Bombers defend spoon

Hawkins defends pie-based diet

 

[boncer34]

1. Scott Sacked
2. Is Don is Good
3. Hawk Squawk

 

[TBoyleSuperstar]

1. Soft tissue injury woes return to windy hill
2. Buddy kicks 10.10
3. B Scott: I wish we still had Harvey

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Love a bit of Vince !!!

 

[Simba Moyo]

1. Ainsworth-y Winner - Ben Ainsworth wins rising star
2. Brownlow Chances is Danger - Dangerfield gets reported and narrowly escapes suspension
3. Shaq-Attack - Josh Schache kicks a bag

 

[AFDogs]

1. Cloke finds his mojo
2. GWS: Undefeated
3. Crisis at Brisbane

 

[Admiral Byng]

1. Fyfe extends contract with Freo
2. Caroline Wilson new AFL CEO
3. AFL dumps Foxtel

 

[Dr Whoooooooo]

1/ Fyfe signs 5 year record deal with Dockers
2/ Dusty a Saint after Hardwick gets the axe
3/ Victorian football in shambles