Opinion NMFC Board Cricket Thread III

[Hojuman]

Be funny if it rained for the next 3 days

 

[Samsquanch]

Be funny if it rained for the next 3 days

We need some of those WA boys to start doing a rain dance about now I reckon. Or maybe Shermanator needs to attack the pitch with a desert spoon and half a pint of diesel. That's been a successful tactic in the past.

 

[Nate7]

We need some of those WA boys to start doing a rain dance about now I reckon. Or maybe Shermanator needs to attack the pitch with a desert spoon and half a pint of diesel. That's been a successful tactic in the past.

Pitch doctoring?
Better ask the Indians, they've been good at that.

 

[Shermanator]

We need some of those WA boys to start doing a rain dance about now I reckon. Or maybe Shermanator needs to attack the pitch with a desert spoon and half a pint of diesel. That's been a successful tactic in the past.

I’ve already sorted it. Sent a dodgy Butter Chicken to their team dinner last night.

The only runs they will be getting today with be to the Optus Stadium’s state of the art dunnies..

 

[Samsquanch]

I’ve already sorted it. Sent a dodgy Butter Chicken to their team dinner last night.

The only runs they will be getting today with be to the Optus Stadium’s state of the art dunnies..

Obviously the Ozzy Boyz stayed away from the Chicken Treats. The lack of runs suggests that they should get on to the Metamucil asap.

 

[Bertie22]

We need some of those WA boys to start doing a rain dance about now I reckon. Or maybe Shermanator needs to attack the pitch with a desert spoon and half a pint of diesel. That's been a successful tactic in the past.

Free George Davis!

 

[DuckYeah]

**** me, no satisfaction from footy now crickets shit too

 

[Samsquanch]

Would you say Australia have done better than expected by talking a wicket before lunch when the coach himself said the team would start the attack after lunch today?

 

[tales129]

Jaiswals story is ****ing wild. Great cricketer to watch

 

[Sillygit]

oh hey, we remembered we need to take wickets

 

[Sillygit]

No, wait, forgot again nevermind.

 

[hellas_johnny]

Kohlis out of form he'll never make runs in his series, Aussies hold our beer

 

[Hearts to hearts]

What a crazy match.

 

[gokangas]

What a crazy match.

Maybe pathetic is a better word from an Aussie perspective.

 

[krakouers]

Maybe pathetic is a better word from an Aussie perspective.

Bet this match isn’t shown on our bowlers highlights package

 

[Hearts to hearts]

So it’s looked like a track since India started batting. Tricky to start an innings late in the day always, but Australia’s batsmen would want to show some grit and not make it look like a minefield again.

 

[gokangas]

So it’s looked like a track since India started batting. Tricky to start an innings late in the day always, but Australia’s batsmen would want to show some grit and not make it look like a minefield again.

Yep - huge challenge now. Nunfa at stumps would be good.

 

[gokangas]

Nice start ffs.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Haha this is going well. Any chance of picking openers to open? Has to mitigate the risk somewhat, compared to the current strategy.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

Haha this is going well. Any chance of picking openers to open? Has to mitigate the risk somewhat, compared to the current strategy.

Agreed. Although, it might help if the experienced opener would actually face the first ball... for the good of the team, when he is partnered by a debutant!

 

[gokangas]

Agreed. Although, it might help if the experienced opener would actually face the first ball... for the good of the team, when he is partnered by a debutant!

Thought the same thing.

 

[Samsquanch]

Do we send out another night watchman?

Marnus.

 

[Samsquanch]

Meanwhile, Qld 2/29. Vic 186.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Lost three batsmen and a review. Actually even worse than I expected.

 

[gokangas]

Maybe we should just declare overnight and save any further humiliation.