Operation " Stone the Crows"

[PieBeast]

While we are in such a terrific form we might as well scar our opponents for years to come. There will only be one kind of bird ruling the skies when we pluck your feathers on Saturday night - THE MIGHTY MAGPIES

 

[Quicky]

While we are in such a terrific form we might as well scar our opponents for years to come. There will only be one kind of bird ruling the skies when we pluck your feathers on Saturday night - THE MIGHTY MAGPIES

This thread needs a haiku. Wheres Pie eyed?

 

[Wokko]

Should be 'Operation : Right in front of me'.

 

[Pie eyed]

On a windswept “G”,
A crow is stooped in fear
A Pies Autumn feast.

 

[Quicky]

On a windswept “G”,
A crow is stopped in fear
A Pies Autumn feast.

You know better than me Pie but I reckon you could use stooped instead of stopped there. Stooped sounds more defeated and scared. Or was it a typo?

 

[rose jam]

Thread title needs far more zing. I don't like it. You could've gone with;

Operation: Murder the Crows (still slightly lame but better)
Operation: S**t on the Crows (aggressive, yet something we feel like doing)
Operation: Bring Back the Snowtown Murders (violent and heavy handed)
Operation: Rest a few Players and lock in top spot (straight to the point)
Operation: Send McLeod crying into retirement (could be on the banner this week)
Operation: You didn't make finals because you always lose to us (again, could be on the banner)
Operation: Presti Rip off Tippett's Head this Time (deserves it the cheat for last year)
Operation: Browneye's for Poo Town (my personal favourite)

 

[mattys123]

How about "Operation; Confirm Minor Premiership".

Ok, doesn't have the same "zing" to it, but it's what this week is all about.

Our first minor premiership in 33 years, I've never seen one in my lifetime.

 

[Pie eyed]

You know better than me Pie but I reckon you could use stooped instead of stopped there. Stooped sounds more defeated and scared. Or was it a typo?

Ah! A true scholar...........


Typo....fixed.

 

[half_back_flank]

Good thread, and good haiku.

 

[Subtemperate]

Operation: Murder of crows....

 

[Premier Pies]

While we are in such a terrific form we might as well scar our opponents for years to come. There will only be one kind of bird ruling the skies when we pluck your feathers on Saturday night - THE MIGHTY MAGPIES

We don't need to scar the Crows one bit. That being said though I would love to give them a right royal shellacking!

We've seriously owned them since their inception. I also believe we are responsible for their miserable 2010 season after we owned them in the final last year. They are clearly still crushed and soul destroyed after their capitulation against us.

 

[Optimax]

On a windswept “G”,
A crow is stooped in fear
A Pies Autumn feast.

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!

had to be done

 

[BACCS]

Please be gentle.... We come in peace.

 

[Optimax]

Please be gentle.... We come in peace.

05 you gave us a right royal hiding in round 20/21 at AAMI Stadium.

We collingwood supporters have long memories, we owe you this.

Nothing personal of course BACCS

 

[PieBeast]

We don't need to scar the Crows one bit. That being said though I would love to give them a right royal shellacking!

We've seriously owned them since their inception. I also believe we are responsible for their miserable 2010 season after we owned them in the final last year. They are clearly still crushed and soul destroyed after their capitulation against us.

Never hurts to remind your opponent - We own you

 

[captain peanut]

05 you gave us a right royal hiding in round 20/21 at AAMI Stadium.

We collingwood supporters have long memories, we owe you this.

Nothing personal of course BACCS

i still remember that game well. a 110 pt humiliation. rnd 21 eerily enough, the crows hurtling towards finals and the pies licking their wounds after a long and disappointing season. quite a few current day pies took the field that day i am pretty sure - the likes of presti shaw davis swan maxwell were all there if i recall correctly, maybe even harry O

wouldn't be surprised tho if the margin from that day is exceeded this sat night at the G. crows are coming off 2 really hard weeks - tough slog in wet v dogs and tough close match v bris on rock hard gabba in 26 deg heat, and having to play more than half that match 2 men down. on the road again this week they will be ripe for the picking, esp with knights and vince inj. pies have the luxury of an extra day's break, no travel and are faced with the shocking problem of having to fit freshened players back into the 22

this will be a slaughter of some proportion. i couldn't believe my luck when tab sportsbet served up some 2.75 about the pies to win by 60+ v ess on fri night. if i can get even money the pies by 60+ this sat i will be smashing it

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!

had to be done

September wound aches.
Crow-eating faithful silenced.
Right in front of me.

 

[BWST]

Please.......smash our big sister

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Operation: Eat their face

Has a nice ring to it.

 

[BACCS]

05 you gave us a right royal hiding in round 20/21 at AAMI Stadium.

We collingwood supporters have long memories, we owe you this.

Nothing personal of course BACCS

Oh how they were the days. I think Matty Lokan kicked your first goal that day, boy have things changed.

 

[BEEG]

Two big losses in Vince and Knights

That will help us alot

 

[Primetime Pricey]

Oh how they were the days. I think Matty Lokan kicked your first goal that day, boy have things changed.

nah it was Lockyer, we were 6 goals down by then and i stood up and cheered him and had some old lady start yelling at me lol. Ahh i ended up at the Magarey bar at HT and never returned to my seat. Started cheering for inside 50's.

 

[beez]

The weekly Haiku is now a definite highlight around here but I think this is a little better.

Knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Piss off Adelaide
**** off home

 

[jojonalo]

shall be a pleasant win this weekend... one to sit back and see where we need to improve and to see if the trip to QLD is an excuse used by Crows fans as to the reason for the big loss...

Just a side note... I went to the Doggies v Cats game on the weekend with my Bulldogs supporter misses. Of course I went wearing my Collingwood gurnsey, but it was under my jacket... after the game with all the cattery clapping and happy with the result... I made it known that I was wearing the top... smiles disappeard and silence followed... BEAUTIFUL! still smiling... Love you Collingwood for putting out the clean litter tray the previous weekend

 

[Good_Old]

Oh how i loath the crows.
After moving here at the start of the season i have recieved a major culture shock to say the least.

The media over here is as ridiculous towards them as the supporters are, no wonder everyone in the team thinks they are "it and a bit".

Another thing that struck me was the supporters don't realise the majority of victoria thinks they are scumbag ferals, they always try and give the old "you can't talk" speech, which i gladly interupt and say, "we know we are, we embrace the feral within".

Please 'o' please can we give them at least a 60 thumping

EDIT* please make that 100points, anything less and the media over here will dress it up as a win