Game Day Round 1 - Essendon v Hawthorn, MCG, Saturday 16/3/24, 1.45pm AEDST

[Jobe Watson]

Our kicking skills are a disgrace.

 

[southern_crusher]

Gonna be a long ******* year. Nothing has changed we should be 5 goals behind already

 

[Yoda_]

even winning its not enjoyable watching. genuine horror show and car crash waiting to happen

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Our kicking skills are a disgrace.

not our only one.

the amount of fumbling going on is a piss take

 

[jdBombers3598]

2 bottom 4 teams, we are absolute garbage

 

[ghostdog]

Kelly ain't gonna make it on the wing if he needs to pause and look around for 15 seconds before he moves the ball every time. Burned a guy badly then

...and this time trying to play on quickly in the corridor without looking.

 

[Nifft]

Think of the positive…. At least Hawkes aren’t 10 goals 3.

 

[brain taylor]

hahahaha this sucks man

 

[Runk]

Jake Kelly

29

Jake Kelly

Age

29

Ht

190cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

157.8

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.6

4star

MG

104.1

2star

D

14.8

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.2

5star

MG

107.0

2star

what the heck man? My god we are stupid….

 

[Learntopray]

It is comical how easily hawks are finding open men on the way back.

 

[BomberTime]

No more Kelly. For goodness sake!

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Traded Massimo Ambrosio, only to realise that our club is the sporting franchise embodiment of him.

 

[bommer16]

Saved by hawks missing…

 

[doug85]

Hawks should be 6 goals up

 

[The Donners]

Can’t have Heppell and Kelly in the same team. Surely Heppell will be managed this season so he’s not gifted a game every week. I didn’t think he could become even more of a liable but he’s dropped off the pace even more.

 

[MightyDon]

Does the 8yr plan include turning the entire list over?

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Saved by hawks missing…

Hawks should be 20-30 points in front.

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

Fumbly dry ball

 

[citizen-erased]

so when is caddy ready
Sooner we piss jones off the better

 

[bombreys]

This Jake Kelly

29

Jake Kelly

Age

29

Ht

190cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

157.8

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.6

4star

MG

104.1

2star

D

14.8

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.2

5star

MG

107.0

2star

to the wing thing has been nothing short of a stroke of genius

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Jones is unfortunately vfl quality.

 

[Beerfish]

Jones is useless

 

[Foxx]

Remove Martin from the back half! Put him back on the wing!

 

[DERO]

Harrison Jones needs to find a shitload if grippo at half time

 

[DapperDon]

Oh well, another season sitting by and waiting for s**t to change.