Unofficial Preview Round 1 - Melbourne versus the AFL's Rooty Hill branch (Opposition Supporters Welcome)

[ponsdale]

Yeah but it puts you off for the sneak attack.

Close to full strength. Obviously Jezza and Sunshine missing.

Scully will be there though

You're bringing down Phil to show him what talent looks like?

 

[Ellie Aquitaine]

You're bringing down Phil to show him what talent looks like?

Nah, he's back to Sydney that night so he won't be at the Hawthorn game.

 

[Colonial]

You're bringing down Phil to show him what talent looks like?

Nah, he's back to Sydney that night so he won't be at the Hawthorn game.

I think Ellie has answered that

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

van peebles must be peeing his pants at the opportunity to see Jack Watts at the peak of his powers. Is it Marchbank he'll be going in dry on?

 

[Colonial]

van peebles must be peeing his pants at the opportunity to see Jack Watts at the peak of his powers. Is it Marchbank he'll be going in dry on?

The peak? Now?
Gee I hope not, otherwise all the hype is just that. No substance.

 

[Cmarsh]

van peebles must be peeing his pants at the opportunity to see Jack Watts at the peak of his powers. Is it Marchbank he'll be going in dry on?

Watts will be going in dry on Marchbank?

 

[TheCount]

Watts will be going in dry on Marchbank?

Yes, I'd say that he'll be making similar facial expressions while sitting on an ice pack after the game on Saturday.

 

[Drezdyn]

You're bringing down Phil to show him what talent looks like?

Hogan's looking handy.

 

[Land of the Giants]

Three positives for us then

Excuse me, "Count".

Are you sure you've got the spelling of your name right?

 

[harry000]

Watts will be going in dry on Marchbank?

No lube baby

 

[TheCount]

Excuse me, "Count".

Are you sure you've got the spelling of your name right?

Depends on the day really.

 

[stretcharmstrong]

Watts will be going in dry on Marchbank?

The best part about you posting that gif is that what was being said was probably entirely true, Trump just didn't like what he was hearing! Just like here

 

[ponsdale]

Hogan's looking handy.

You've lost two of your four big forward line talents and the other two aren't playing this week. I'm sure the reigning Rising Star would look "handy" to you guys when he clunks marks and slots the goals. At least he will be on the field.

 

[Colonial]

You've lost two of your four big forward line talents and the other two aren't playing this week. I'm sure the reigning Rising Star would look "handy" to you guys when he clunks marks and slots the goals. At least he will be on the field.

And yet we will still win. That must dent the old ego.

 

[TheCount]

And yet we will still win. That must dent the old ego.

We're Melbourne mate ... we have no ego ... tho I'm sure it'll start to grow with a solid win this weekend.

 

[ponsdale]

And yet we will still win. That must dent the old ego.

I'm a Melbourne supporter (MSDS certified). My ego is so dented and battered that medical science has requested access after I die so they can study how on earth it is still intact.

But I'd hold fire on your certainty of winning. We'll see, son.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

We'll flog them.

 

[Cmarsh]

We'll flog them.

Have that opinion by all means, but just don't say something like "we'll eat them for breakfast". Our players don't come in low carb variety.

 

[harry000]

Have that opinion by all means, but just don't say something like "we'll eat them for breakfast". Our players don't come in low carb variety.

Just in the "low tolerance to being away from mum variety"

 

[TheCount]

Just in the "low tolerance to being away from mum variety"

And Harry000 wins the thread. May as well close this one down.

 

[swishy]

* me, more giants fans in this thread than at their games

 

[LeverPuller]

We're Melbourne mate ... we have no ego ... tho I'm sure it'll start to grow with a solid win this weekend.

I'm already solid but I did just spend half an hour watching Hogan highlights

 

[Drezdyn]

You've lost two of your four big forward line talents and the other two aren't playing this week. I'm sure the reigning Rising Star would look "handy" to you guys when he clunks marks and slots the goals. At least he will be on the field.

Oh I agree.... He's a top notch player.... that's why we're scouting him. Now that T.Scully's contract is in the twilight, we can throw a scully/buddy sized deal his way . Then you guys can carry around your fake money bags and pin notes to your jackets when we play again next year.

 

[TheCount]

Oh I agree.... He's a top notch player.... that's why we're scouting him. Now that T.Scully's contract is in the twilight, we can throw a scully/buddy sized deal his way . Then you guys can carry around your fake money bags and pin notes to your jackets when we play again next year.

If only he weren't contract next year ...

 

[Colonial]

If only he weren't contract next year ...

Come on.
You know contracts arent worth jack these days