Royal Rumble VI: Main Event

[The Filth Wizard]

She is pretty funny, she told Filth he has to pay double for a head job.

Yeah, my dick is massive.

 

[brahj]

Filth took it well.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Filth took it well.

It's a compliment.

 

[Paddles_]

She is pretty funny, she told Filth he has to pay double for a head job.

That takes the two headed Tasmanian to a new level

 

[brahj]

That takes the two headed Tasmanian to a new level

The five-headed Englishman?

 

[Paddles_]

The five-headed Englishman?

Rip in pieces The Filth Wizard's hairline

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I pre-empted five head humour two days ago. Pretty much covered anything so now I'm teflon.

 

[brahj]

Looks like I'm going to have to target you Paddles seeing as though Filth bought a hat and is now invincible.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Looks like I'm going to have to target you Paddles seeing as though Filth bought a hat and is now invincible.

I checked with Noobz0r and he said my magic hat was within the rules.

 

[Paddles_]

I checked with Noobz0r and he said my magic hat was within the rules.

Filthy, I would like to buy the magic hat that reverses receding hair lines and prevents royal rumble eliminations

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Filthy, I would like to buy the magic hat that reverses receding hair lines and prevents royal rumble eliminations

Sadly my hairline is the same as it was when I was 15 so I don't know if the hat has those powers. Maybe I'll lend it to Noobz0r.

 

[brahj]

Thatsapaddlin and The Filth Wizard

I'll give you guys another chance to eliminate me with the 12 hour rule.

See you tomorrow.

 

[Paddles_]

Thatsapaddlin and The Filth Wizard

I'll give you guys another chance to eliminate me with the 12 hour rule.

See you tomorrow.

What time is the alarm set for?

 

[miggs]

Hookers have feelings too FFS you lot should be ashamed

 

[miggs]

Also The Filth Wizard Sarah has your number saved under "cashew dick" make of that what you will

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Also The Filth Wizard Sarah has your number saved under "cashew dick" make of that what you will

Yeah, she sneezed on it. Was quite funny. Starting to get itchy though.

 

[miggs]

Yeah, she sneezed on it. Was quite funny. Starting to get itchy though.

Salted cashew it seems

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Salted cashew it seems

We'd just done tequila shots.

 

[miggs]

We'd just done tequila shots.

I don't wanna know how she squeezed the lime

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I don't wanna know how she squeezed the lime

In her butt.

 

[Paddles_]

In her butt.

Cashew dick getting a little bit too ahead of himself for my liking

 

[Paddles_]

Catch ya later brahj, your 12 hours are up! Shouldn't have tested me

Noobz0r

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Nice work getting up or staying up. On a Saturday. Cool.

 

[Paddles_]

Nice work getting up or staying up. On a Saturday. Cool.

Monday to Friday life ain't for everyone

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Monday to Friday life ain't for everyone

I'm sorry.